Notices by Wrenasaurus Tex :trans_heart: (wrenarcher@beige.party)

Talk about making your butt cheeks pucker up.
This is where I was with the fuel gauge when I, a little brown trans girl, was able to barely make it to a gas station in conservative, rural Ohio.

To say I was freaking out is an understatement.

The spousal unit is doing a self food allergy test and I'm out trying to find some rather plain sugar cookies.

She did a blood test and has tested some things that in the past she thought were the culprits to itching skin or upset stomach or worse. So far she's in the clear. She's stepping it up to eggs now which for the past nine or so years we've thought are deadly for her. According to the blood test she's clear. So we're going to try something with eggs baked in it. Thus, the sugar cookies.

If she clears this the next thing she'll do is take a tiny bite of a scrambled egg... epi pen at the ready. 😬

I'm currently thinking of this song that sounds like some kind call for to destroy a revolution, when it's actually just a recipe for cookies of some kind.

https://youtu.be/82XqhHYwB-Q

This weekend my backyard neighbor threw a birthday party for their daughter.

She had a bunch of friends over, a cookout, loud music and... are you ready? A giant BOMP POP inflatable pool!!! When it was fully inflated it was about 20 feet tall.

My wife texted the neighbor to tell her we thought it was awesome. We expected her to say it was for their younger daughter who is about six or seven. No. It was for the older one who was having her Sweet Sixteen!

Much squealing, laughter and music was heard well into the evening.
I caught this pic just as they started deflating it on the second day of the party.

If you really close, just to the right and below the plane is a white dot that's Venus. The sliver of moon, the plane and Venus make sort of a triangle.

#moon #venus #SilentSunday

There's been a lot of buzz around the new film #Odyssey for a while as cast members were announced... Anne Hathaway, Elliot Paige, Matt Damon, Zendaya.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, sounds good. Whatever.
The best film based on the Odyssey will always be O' Brother Where Art Thou.
Fight me.

Here are The Sirens luring weary travelers on life's oceans to their doom.
https://youtu.be/_dl2L4v6ecM

I thought I'd try this again. Voice acting challennnnnge! This is the second one I've tried. I have such a fun time doing these things, especially when the script is okay. I wish I had a better set up for my recording gear though.

I got kicked out of the room where I had my recording stuff setup before because my youngest stepson moved in with us for the foreseeable future. So I'm recording in my closet. Yeah, trans girl got pushed back in the closet. 😜🤪

Anyway, this is a tiktok link. Hope you can watch it even if you don't have an acct there.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8tYYX7L/

IT'S RAINING!!!!
☺️

Thanks for crossing your fingers @halfwitamerican

@bmacDonald94
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Coincidentally as I was driving along that stretch to the office I was listening to a song by Dave Matthews Band called "Jimi Thing" which in an interview from decades ago Dave said the name was simply a working title for the song. And he said it was a nod to the early days of Jimi Hendrix and how the song's groove kind of reminded him of Jimi's early days.

I personally don't hear that at all in Dave's song but I do like it.
Anyway, I thought that was a fun coincidence with you suggesting "Little Wing" by Jimi.

My current status. Twenty minutes out from the office because home ownership really sucks right now.

When you forgot to make an appointment with your bestie to day drink and now your just a tipsy mess on the floor.

*you're*

New nickname just dropped. 🥰

This is in addition to Birdie, WrenBirdie, Li'l Bird and Petal. I kinda like Pebbles. Well, I kinda like Petal, too. But Li'l Bird is special. Birdie is fun and easy for little kids to say. But then again...

#SilentSunday

Railroad tracks in Waco, Texas

#iPhonePhotography

Some excitement in Small Town, Texas yesterday.
I haven't done an audio storytime in a while and with a few new Mastodonian peeps following me I thought I'd give a little voice reveal to them.

And don't come at me. I've been neglecting my girl voice lately.
Also snake pics in the next post of this thread because photos can't be posted with an audio clip.

Some photos of the very cool looking snake that has the superpower to make a grown ass man shriek like a little girl.

Every now and again I'll come across a short vid where a woman will say, "A man's "princess treatment" is a lesbian's bare minimum and I think to myself...

🎶 what a wonderful worrrld.
Ohhhhh yeahhhhh🎶

I haven't heard of GoToSocial but @cmccullough moved from a GTS instance to his new home and lost a bunch of his followers.

Can we boost this around and help his peeps find him?

https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@cmccullough/115927689300210007

So chocolate... not so healthy, right?

But if it covers a raisin? I mean the raisin pretty much negates the "bad" of the chocolate right?

GIRL MATH FOR THE WIN!!!
I may as well be eating air right now.

I ate my 12 grapes last night at midnight. Sooooo... I'm pretty much unstoppable in 2026, y'all.

#SpanishNYEtradition

*tilts head to the side like a golden retriever puppy*

I...

Hm. 🤔

I've never seen one of these before.
How does this work?
How would one use this?

I love Mastodon. Things line up just right sometimes. Am i right @TheEddieShow and @markarayner

There's a wonderful local salsa I found at a nearby Whole Foods that I just love. It's a mild salsa by Lucky Number 13 that it calls Smoke Point.

Dang it, it's so good. Nice smoky flavor and not too tomato-ey.

But I think the batch I got tonight is a touch warmer than usual because my nose is running, my mouth is still tingling a little still and I'm pretty sure I have heartburn.

I only had it 15min ago.
Worst Mexican girl ever.