Notices by Wrenasaurus Tex :trans_heart: (wrenarcher@beige.party)

There's been a lot of buzz around the new film #Odyssey for a while as cast members were announced... Anne Hathaway, Elliot Paige, Matt Damon, Zendaya.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, sounds good. Whatever.
The best film based on the Odyssey will always be O' Brother Where Art Thou.
Fight me.

Here are The Sirens luring weary travelers on life's oceans to their doom.
https://youtu.be/_dl2L4v6ecM

I thought I'd try this again. Voice acting challennnnnge! This is the second one I've tried. I have such a fun time doing these things, especially when the script is okay. I wish I had a better set up for my recording gear though.

I got kicked out of the room where I had my recording stuff setup before because my youngest stepson moved in with us for the foreseeable future. So I'm recording in my closet. Yeah, trans girl got pushed back in the closet. 😜🤪

Anyway, this is a tiktok link. Hope you can watch it even if you don't have an acct there.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8tYYX7L/

IT'S RAINING!!!!
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Thanks for crossing your fingers @halfwitamerican

@bmacDonald94
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Coincidentally as I was driving along that stretch to the office I was listening to a song by Dave Matthews Band called "Jimi Thing" which in an interview from decades ago Dave said the name was simply a working title for the song. And he said it was a nod to the early days of Jimi Hendrix and how the song's groove kind of reminded him of Jimi's early days.

I personally don't hear that at all in Dave's song but I do like it.
Anyway, I thought that was a fun coincidence with you suggesting "Little Wing" by Jimi.

My current status. Twenty minutes out from the office because home ownership really sucks right now.

When you forgot to make an appointment with your bestie to day drink and now your just a tipsy mess on the floor.

*you're*

New nickname just dropped. 🥰

This is in addition to Birdie, WrenBirdie, Li'l Bird and Petal. I kinda like Pebbles. Well, I kinda like Petal, too. But Li'l Bird is special. Birdie is fun and easy for little kids to say. But then again...

#SilentSunday

Railroad tracks in Waco, Texas

#iPhonePhotography

Some excitement in Small Town, Texas yesterday.
I haven't done an audio storytime in a while and with a few new Mastodonian peeps following me I thought I'd give a little voice reveal to them.

And don't come at me. I've been neglecting my girl voice lately.
Also snake pics in the next post of this thread because photos can't be posted with an audio clip.

Some photos of the very cool looking snake that has the superpower to make a grown ass man shriek like a little girl.

Every now and again I'll come across a short vid where a woman will say, "A man's "princess treatment" is a lesbian's bare minimum and I think to myself...

🎶 what a wonderful worrrld.
Ohhhhh yeahhhhh🎶

I haven't heard of GoToSocial but @cmccullough moved from a GTS instance to his new home and lost a bunch of his followers.

Can we boost this around and help his peeps find him?

https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@cmccullough/115927689300210007

So chocolate... not so healthy, right?

But if it covers a raisin? I mean the raisin pretty much negates the "bad" of the chocolate right?

GIRL MATH FOR THE WIN!!!
I may as well be eating air right now.

I ate my 12 grapes last night at midnight. Sooooo... I'm pretty much unstoppable in 2026, y'all.

#SpanishNYEtradition

*tilts head to the side like a golden retriever puppy*

I...

Hm. 🤔

I've never seen one of these before.
How does this work?
How would one use this?

I love Mastodon. Things line up just right sometimes. Am i right @TheEddieShow and @markarayner

There's a wonderful local salsa I found at a nearby Whole Foods that I just love. It's a mild salsa by Lucky Number 13 that it calls Smoke Point.

Dang it, it's so good. Nice smoky flavor and not too tomato-ey.

But I think the batch I got tonight is a touch warmer than usual because my nose is running, my mouth is still tingling a little still and I'm pretty sure I have heartburn.

I only had it 15min ago.
Worst Mexican girl ever.

Alright everyone... pull your kids a little closer to you. Bring in your pets. Lock the front door.

I'm that scary trans woman Fox News keeps warning everyone is the sole reason for the destruction of civilization.
All 5'2" of me. rawr rawr rrrawr.

On a serious note: isn't it cute how my hair tie matches the embroidered wren on my hat? ☺️
Oh wait. Agh. Forget that.

rawr. Ffft fft fft

Y'all. 🥹🥹🥹🥲

So I'm sitting on a couple of giant boxes of diapers at the big box store because I've pretty much had it with running all these errands today.

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I'm a little crabby.

And then this older woman comes up to me and says to me in Spanish, how pretty my hair is and she says it twice. And I'm in that weird little window of my shot cycle where I'm about to burst into tears just because she said that me.

I tied the nocking points on my bowstring finally. Did that over the weekend.

Being new to archery and still trying to figure this out through YouTube tutorials has me going kind of slow on this. However, slow though, I'm setting up my recurve bow little by little.

I think my next purchase is going to be a clipper and plunger so I can be more consistent with my draw.

#Archery #Bowstodon