Notices by Wrenasaurus "Hot Cocoa" Tex (wrenarcher@beige.party)

Every now and again I'll come across a short vid where a woman will say, "A man's "princess treatment" is a lesbian's bare minimum and I think to myself...

🎶 what a wonderful worrrld.
Ohhhhh yeahhhhh🎶

I haven't heard of GoToSocial but @cmccullough moved from a GTS instance to his new home and lost a bunch of his followers.

Can we boost this around and help his peeps find him?

https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@cmccullough/115927689300210007

So chocolate... not so healthy, right?

But if it covers a raisin? I mean the raisin pretty much negates the "bad" of the chocolate right?

GIRL MATH FOR THE WIN!!!
I may as well be eating air right now.

I ate my 12 grapes last night at midnight. Sooooo... I'm pretty much unstoppable in 2026, y'all.

#SpanishNYEtradition

*tilts head to the side like a golden retriever puppy*

I...

Hm. 🤔

I've never seen one of these before.
How does this work?
How would one use this?

I love Mastodon. Things line up just right sometimes. Am i right @TheEddieShow and @markarayner

There's a wonderful local salsa I found at a nearby Whole Foods that I just love. It's a mild salsa by Lucky Number 13 that it calls Smoke Point.

Dang it, it's so good. Nice smoky flavor and not too tomato-ey.

But I think the batch I got tonight is a touch warmer than usual because my nose is running, my mouth is still tingling a little still and I'm pretty sure I have heartburn.

I only had it 15min ago.
Worst Mexican girl ever.

Alright everyone... pull your kids a little closer to you. Bring in your pets. Lock the front door.

I'm that scary trans woman Fox News keeps warning everyone is the sole reason for the destruction of civilization.
All 5'2" of me. rawr rawr rrrawr.

On a serious note: isn't it cute how my hair tie matches the embroidered wren on my hat? ☺️
Oh wait. Agh. Forget that.

rawr. Ffft fft fft

Y'all. 🥹🥹🥹🥲

So I'm sitting on a couple of giant boxes of diapers at the big box store because I've pretty much had it with running all these errands today.

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I'm a little crabby.

And then this older woman comes up to me and says to me in Spanish, how pretty my hair is and she says it twice. And I'm in that weird little window of my shot cycle where I'm about to burst into tears just because she said that me.

I tied the nocking points on my bowstring finally. Did that over the weekend.

Being new to archery and still trying to figure this out through YouTube tutorials has me going kind of slow on this. However, slow though, I'm setting up my recurve bow little by little.

I think my next purchase is going to be a clipper and plunger so I can be more consistent with my draw.

#Archery #Bowstodon

I was messaging a friend earlier today and talking about femininity in a sort of academic way as well as criticisms/critiques we often receive from our partners about the issue.

She mentioned how performing femininity only for its sake without a focus on the male gaze and decentering men has power.

*Wren begins snapping fingers*
Yahhhhssss!!!

Of course me, I respond with "THAT is something that gives me solace. The femininity I portray is absolutely NOT for the male gaze. It's for the female GAYS. 😜"

Sometimes it happens though and my opinion on that... It ain't my fault I have an effect on dudes sometimes.
Me and Medusa... we tight. We got that female gaze.

#subtoot
#LesbianProblems
#FemaleGaze

Look at our gorgeous friend Jenna who's popped back into our Masto feed.
🥰

From: @aronow
https://hachyderm.io/@aronow/115493345331114347

You're in her DMs asking her about her dog. I'm listening to her growl at her dog.
We are not the same.

#subtoot

There she is! ☺️

The #moon

Wowza. The sunset in my neighborhood was pretty amazing.
#Sunset in the burbs.
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Recently my friend @MariaLiv introduced me to the short story titled “The Egg” by Andy Weir and I’ve been thinking about it every day ever since.

It is an incredibly hopeful message and one that may, if you’re even remotely of a spiritual bent, change your perspective or ideas of spirituality. It's reminded me and reinforced my idea that we are all One and interconnected.

I encourage you to read it. It’s a wonderful short story and I imagine we could all use a feel good story.
Content Warning: The story takes place after a middle age man dies and then meets god.

https://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg.html

Quote tooting my friend Faith again as she provides a long form toot about the evolution of her fashion style after starting transition.

The TL;DR — Every trans girl goes through an awkward phase. Every single one. If you're fortunate enough to be admitted into this development, know that you are witnessing a beautiful transformation and are considered a safe person.

From: @faithisleaping
https://anarres.family/@faithisleaping/115217342942932705

Rest in shit, Charlie.
I trust the devil has a special place for you.
I'm having a celebratory beer in honor of the person who Luigi'ed your ass and for all the trans people who are free of your hateful bullshit.
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About the beer: Whooo. Momma's about a half way in and this is making me a little dizzy already. It's a really tasty brown ale that is a nitro, which means it's infused with nitrogen instead of carbon dioxide. I luhhhhhv brown ales but have never really been a fan of nitro beers. This one ain't bad though. It's made in a small brewery that's in a little town just north of Houston.

I guess this is what happens when you accidentally take a nap in the afternoon and as a result are still awake at 1am. You think of your college poetry writing class and are inspired to write a sonnet

A SONNET FOR THE MOON 🌒

I saw the moon tonight.
God, she took my breath away.
A partial view but of that despite
so beautiful as clouds across her swayed.

She sat low on the horizon
not oft seen as if relaxed and happy
A soft smile illuminated and brightened
the darkened night effortlessly.

A breeze brushed my barely clothed skin.
But I could feel a comforting warmth.
It is her tidal pull in my veins again.
Big against the sky I was drawn forth

I haven't seen her that way in years.
I saw the moon tonight and she brought me to tears.

#moon #subtoot

@Waitnwallflower
Ha! You got one!