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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 04:18:43 JST Mark A. Rayner

In Canada, Halloween Moose kicks The Great Pumpkin's ass, every time.
#moose #meese #mooses #humor #humour #halloween
[description: a huge bull moose eats jackolanterns by the street.]
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Monday, 27-Oct-2025 00:06:45 JST Mark A. Rayner

Roo reaction
[description: kangaroo checking out a Halloween display is scared by the cackling skeleton -- you can see the roo running away far down the street]
#kangaroo #roo #animal #halloween #humor #humour
In conversation about 5 days ago from mas.to permalink
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 23-Oct-2025 00:05:56 JST Mark A. Rayner

Missed opportunity to call it the "spokeslizard."
#simulation #lizardpeople #humor #humour
In conversation about 9 days ago from mas.to permalink
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1. Lizardman in a blue suit. Headline: Overlords Apologies, Will Reset Simulation to 2015 Caption: "We just wanted to see what you would do," explains spokesman.
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 02:04:00 JST Mark A. Rayner

Too derpy to understand gravity.
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 11 days ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a husky looking excited as it apparently stands on a brick wall
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Oct-2025 23:59:21 JST Mark A. Rayner

These are the jerks that made fun of Rudolph.
#reindeer #games #humor #humour
In conversation about 16 days ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a herd of reindeer with their mouths open and tongues stuck out, looking like they're laughing
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 04-Oct-2025 23:38:59 JST Mark A. Rayner

Goals for a #caturday
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour
In conversation about a month ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a bright green blanket with just the nose and muzzle of a cute kitty peeping out
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 04-Oct-2025 00:20:54 JST Mark A. Rayner

Canadian graffiti is the WORST.
#humor #humour #funny #graffiti #canada
In conversation about a month ago from mas.to permalink
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1. Graffiti on a portapotty door that says: Your mom is a nice lady
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 02-Oct-2025 06:57:06 JST Mark A. Rayner

I'm Mark A. Rayner, and I approved this message.
#pun #punny #humor #humour #starwars #darthvader
In conversation about a month ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a sound board with a the head and arms from a Darth Vader action figure attached to a fader with the caption: Darth Fader
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 22:40:30 JST Mark A. Rayner

It may be time to replace that glass door with something more opaque.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
In conversation about a month ago from mas.to permalink
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1. sign on door that says: Open the door before entering thank you.
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 28-Sep-2025 21:53:46 JST Mark A. Rayner

Well, that explains that, then.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
In conversation about a month ago from mas.to permalink
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1. sign at a drive thru that says: sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of are
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 28-Sep-2025 04:15:19 JST Mark A. Rayner

Count Bagula
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
[description: video of a cat sitting in a shopping bag, as it bites the top, exposing its fangs.]
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-2025 23:23:15 JST Mark A. Rayner

The INSTANT I get out of my chair.
At least he's no longer radioactive!
#Max #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about a month ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a floofy grey siberian cat named max, looking obstreperous as he sits in my office chair
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 09:57:07 JST Mark A. Rayner

They prefer Luckys.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
In conversation about a month ago from mas.to permalink
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1. sign on a tree that says: Please. Do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The rabbits come out a night to smoke them. And we are trying to get them to quit.
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Sep-2025 22:22:19 JST Mark A. Rayner

Sure, you're chill. But are you cabybara-at-the-beach chill?
#tuesdaymotivations #tuesdayvibe #capybara #birb #animals #humor #humour
In conversation about a month ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a capybara chilling at the beach with a little birb on its back, enjoying the vibes
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Monday, 15-Sep-2025 00:23:52 JST Mark A. Rayner

It's Sunday, so here's your Jesus-related cat content.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 2 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. what cat sitting in front of a jesus statue, so that it looks like its his arms out -- contrasted against a blue wall
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 14-Sep-2025 03:07:29 JST Mark A. Rayner

Beware the laundry goblin!
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 2 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. black cat hanging out of drying rack filled with drying laundry, looking like it's about to attack
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Monday, 01-Sep-2025 02:16:41 JST Mark A. Rayner

Quick, the summer is almost over -- look at these puppies!
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #puppies
In conversation about 2 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. seven rotweiller puppies in a box
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Aug-2025 00:14:36 JST Mark A. Rayner

Just when you thought corvids couldn't get any cooler.
#crow #corvid #humor #humour #cool
In conversation about 2 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. A crow wearing a pair of sunglasses
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 03:10:36 JST Mark A. Rayner

A purrito
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 2 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. cute tabby cat head looking out from a roll of paper
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 10-Aug-2025 23:26:04 JST Mark A. Rayner

Someone please help this guy. (Not sure if it's Vladamir or Estragon.)
#godot #existentialism #SamuelBeckett #humor #humour
In conversation about 3 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a man waiting at an airport with a sign that says Godot
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Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

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