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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 01:47:03 JST Mark A. Rayner

I think this cat used to live in the apartment above me. [sound on!]
[description: a grey tabby walking across a wooden floor, stomping audibly]
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 3 hours ago from mas.to permalink
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 04:02:00 JST Mark A. Rayner

Halt, hooman! What's the password?
Uh, caturday?
We would also have accepted: pss, pss
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #caturday
In conversation about 7 days ago from mas.to permalink
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1. Two orange cats standing on columns, guarding a wooden door
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 22:24:15 JST Mark A. Rayner

Catsimoto at work.
#cat #cats #catsodon #CatsofMastodon #Caturday #humor #humour
In conversation about 8 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a brown tabby cat reaching up for a bell rope -- the bell is visible as is a beautiful cliffline and sea vista
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 09:14:59 JST Mark A. Rayner

Friday evening pasta thievery. [wait for it]
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 8 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a woman painstakingly making fresh pasta -- she is in the process of cutting the large pieces into ribbons. she carefully does this with a piece and she then puts the pasta on a rack to dry -- the camera follows her and we can see a dog grabbing another large piece of pasta in the background.
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 05:37:15 JST Mark A. Rayner

Weird dog would very much like to come in for a morning snuggle.
#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 8 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a brown bear tapping at a window, with the forest behind it -- the bear looks like it's smiling
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 08-Sep-2024 16:31:59 JST Mark A. Rayner

When there's a sale on Cerberus puppies.
#dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon #cerberus #puppies #humor #humour
In conversation about 8 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. three grey shepherd puppies in a petsmart shopping cart, but all you can see are their heads
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 08-Sep-2024 04:56:26 JST Mark A. Rayner

Break in case of #caturday
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 8 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. tuxedo cat with pink nose looking out of the window of a box that is labelled: emergency cat
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Sep-2024 01:54:16 JST Mark A. Rayner

Happy Labor/Labour Day all!
#labor #laborday #labour #labourday #humor #humour
In conversation about 9 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. bumper sticker that says: The labor Movement "The folks who brought you the weekend."
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 00:29:03 JST Mark A. Rayner

Finally a brand that tells it like it is!
#parody #cannedFood #WernerHerzog #existentialism #humor #humour #satire
In conversation about 9 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. Three cans of Herzog-branded food: Fish: you are a Coward. The can is empty. How are you to survive. Corn: The nutritional value witll postpone your unavoidable death. Peas: Eat them or not. It of no consequence to me. I do not care
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 03:08:21 JST Mark A. Rayner

"Don't bother me! I'm experiencing childlike wonder!"
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #butterfly #humor #humour
In conversation about 9 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a blue and grey butterfly (or moth, dunno) sitting on the nose of a brown tabby cat
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 14:24:35 JST Mark A. Rayner

When your #caturday is going a little TOO well.
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 9 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. cute tabby kitten with white belly asleep inside a package of beer bottles, it's head lolling outside the carton
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 02:49:52 JST Mark A. Rayner

Mr. Crouton, celebrating his ascendancy on this International Cat Day.
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #internationalcatday #humor #humour
In conversation about 9 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. tuxedo cat with green eyes sitting on a park sign that says: no dogs. no not even little ones.
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 23:55:13 JST Mark A. Rayner

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 10 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. tuxedo cat sitting in a cat tree like it's a throne
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-2024 01:56:05 JST Mark A. Rayner

An alternative explanation for why McDonald's sales are down.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
In conversation about 10 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. sign on wall with mcdonald's logo: This toilet is currently out of order Please use [tear in sign revealing a sign underneath that says] Children's Ball Pit Ronal McDonal's [sic] Secret Play Space
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 06:53:38 JST Mark A. Rayner

Contrast: It matters!
#design #graphicdesign #contrast #typography #humor #humour
In conversation about 10 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a rug design that is supposed to say Nothing Is Impossible, but because of the low contrast, it says: Nothing is possible.
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 14:29:35 JST Mark A. Rayner

How the writing gets done.
#writing #writingcommunity #coffee #caffeine #humor #humour
In conversation about 10 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a person drinking dozens of cups of coffee and espresso while they work on a laptop computer
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 21:04:58 JST Mark A. Rayner

Coffee isn't working this morning!
#coffee #MondayMood #monday #dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon
In conversation about 10 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a dog sitting up in a diner booth, yawning, while a tattooed arm pours coffee from a carafe into a mug
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2024 00:19:38 JST Mark A. Rayner

Doofus and Derp, getting ready for a busy #Caturday
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
In conversation about 10 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a tuxedo cat standing with it's two front paws on top of the head of a black cat with a white bib -- the latter looks a bit stunned by the whole thing
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 21:11:43 JST Mark A. Rayner

In this corner of Ireland, nobody dies in their bed.
#ireland #crazy #signs #humor #humour #existentialism
In conversation about 10 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. a rough track on the side of a hill leading to a steep decline, in ireland, with a speed limit sign in the foreground that says 100 km/h
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 05:06:11 JST Mark A. Rayner

"This is your last chance... You take the blue squeaky toy—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red squeaky toy—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." –Meowpheus
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #SFF #TheMatrix
In conversation about 10 months ago from mas.to permalink
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1. ragdoll cat wearing a pair of round sunglasses, looking like morpheus from the matrix
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Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

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