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   ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 14-Apr-2025 19:31:13 JST ADHDean

   How To Write A Viral Toot:

   1. Take shower
   2. Have brilliant idea
   3. Dry off
   4. Dammit! I forgot!
   5. Wait 1 year
   6. Repeat for eternity

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     Curmudgeon (jetton@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2025 04:55:20 JST Curmudgeon

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     @adhdeanasl

     My dad once woke up at 3AM with an idea so important he woke my mom so she could write it down for him (he being blind).
     She grabbed paper and pencil as he made the stunning proclamation:

     IT'S RADIO-FARB!

     He then turned over and went back to sleep.

     Alas, the details of this potentially earth-shattering discovery remain elusive to this day.