Notices by paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)

@revndm

@mothninja

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/5iAMsKQj8I

@Alice

a friend bought a drum kit.

he hit the symbol and once it subsided said "you can still hear it if you put your ear next to it."

you can guess the rest.

in his defense i did force feed him rabbit dropping in the past.

@maxleibman

*watching the holmes movie*

*(under breath)* ...i could fix her

@mothninja

i can feel this video.

my friend could do it, i never had the guts.

i miss play parks.

@VeroniqueB99 @Kierkegaanks @tobestewart

@VeroniqueB99 @Kierkegaanks

trump: *sells soul*

[later]

satan: *holding soul up to the light* "That motherf-"

cr: @tobestewart

@TheBreadmonkey @vrtxd

hear me out, an open top double-decker bus with a robotic arm wielding a sword.

TIL

Any three points will lie on a circle. Unless they are on the same line.

@glasspusher

https://lemmy.world/post/50901634?scrollToComments=true

Maybe the farm workers living under the spectre of ice are less inclined to wash their hands.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/fda-upgrades-frozen-blueberry-recall-211742727.html

5-10% of people with certain strains of E. coli develop a life-threatening form of kidney failure called hemolytic uremic syndrome. Young children and older adults are at higher risk.

In developed countries, the overall mortality rate for typical hemolytic uremic syndrome (HUS) is about 3% to 5% with modern supportive care.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/e-coli/symptoms-causes/syc-20372058

"So Trump let his press secretary who just has a baby to die on a decoy plane he thought was going to blow up.

I would resign too."

cr: @adamemedia1

@Alice

we love them!

@sand

"font matters"

cr: @NoContextBrits

saw this and thought of mastodon's favorite auntie @HadasWeiss

i was trying to work out how he got through the wall, as i did not think there was enough room to build up that speed.

i forgot about this road:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Denburn+Car+Park/@57.1480778,-2.1085192,3a,75y,65.01h,78.8t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sIV77UO79IHQ5DzSdlyAPZg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.clients6.google.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D11.197488105784302%26panoid%3DIV77UO79IHQ5DzSdlyAPZg%26yaw%3D65.00973818946814!7i16384!8i8192!4m6!3m5!1s0x48840e224c574a2f:0x6428b708f7343e18!8m2!3d57.1486958!4d-2.1066116!16s%2Fg%2F11bxg0_ybd?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDgwNS4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

"ya jabby wee cunt"

#scotland

https://beige.party/@rooster/117040393352533896

I noticed when I was young, people were ambiguous in what they said but others interpreted them correctly.

I would mull over what they said and work it out by context, or ask them to specify.

Basically I always felt on the wrong frequency with neurotypicals, and more comfortable with divergents.

see also:

"An American said "yeah, no" to me and I did not know if that was a yes.

It is a no.

"No, yeah" is a yes.

"Yeah, no, for sure" is a yes.

"No, yeah, no" is a no.

I wrote these down and showed them to him.

He read the list. He said nothing for a while.

Then he said, "That's all correct."

Then he said, "How is that all correct?"

I asked him to explain the rule.

He tried. He tried for four minutes. He kept starting sentences and abandoning them.

Then his wife walked in and he read her the list and she said, "Yeah, no, that's right."

He pointed at her.

He said, "She just did it."

She said, "Did what?"

I have shown this list to nineteen Americans.

All nineteen agree it is correct.

Zero can explain it.

Three have said "that's kind of scary."

One went quiet and then said, "How much of what I say is like this."

All of it.

Almost all of it."

cr: @japan_nobunaga