Notices by paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)

Snowlady

@glasspusher

What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again

@glasspusher

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

cr: @NC_Renic

@wendinoakland @michaelgemar @Npars01 @lazerwalker

they made healthcare a commodity, education a debt trap, and housing a speculation market-then told you that poverty is a personal failing.
they privatized survival and called it freedom.

@LRRRonEarth

@TheBreadmonkey

from reddit:

King Charles after getting heckled in Lichfield.

"Payday loans are a shitty lender, your brother is a sex offender"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/comments/1ohobdu/comment/nlpkaam/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

@Alice

hot dog alice, driving a bus changing lanes.

@Alice @cgsines

turbo boost

@TheBreadmonkey @PalmAndNeedle @noondlyt

politics

that is 2 days in a row i have reached the end of my list feed on mastodon.

i did not know there was an age limit.

anyhoo, back to the top i go.

@Alice @burnitdown @fiigvam

@revndm @Kierkegaanks

Unterwürfigführer

@LoganFive

@LoganFive

"I'm here to kick ass and talk about fight club. have you heard about fight club?

well two bored men formed an underground club with strict rules and fought other men who were fed up with their mundane lives.

the rules were

You do not talk about Fight Club.
You do NOT talk about Fight Club.
If someone says "Stop" or goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time.
No shirts, no shoes.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

however due to really low attendance we have decided to forgo the first two rules so come on down to the empty lot at 240 N. Neptune Ave., at the southeast corner of Neptune Avenue & C Street in Wilmington, CA and bring a friend, or enemy. it doesn't really matter."

please boost for visibility.

thanks

also please get tested for hiv and other blood borne viruses.

@kimlockhartga

Nurse: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.

me: so that means I’m good at mental health, right?

*Crisis Counselor enters room*

me: ah, beans.

@Alice

マックフルーリー

@Alice

@Alice

did she poop the ice cream

#2girlsOneCup

@TheBreadmonkey

"These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations and shag them, to boldly go where no man has gone before."

set phasers to cum.

bones has treated jim for every STD known to the federation and discovered a few more.

By all accounts Gene Roddenberry was a true visionary who authentically believes in the ideals he depicted in Star Trek, who also just happened to love booze, cocaine, and pussy more than any two people who ever lived.