Notices by paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)

@VeroniqueB99 @Kierkegaanks @tobestewart

@VeroniqueB99 @Kierkegaanks

trump: *sells soul*

[later]

satan: *holding soul up to the light* "That motherf-"

cr: @tobestewart

@TheBreadmonkey @vrtxd

hear me out, an open top double-decker bus with a robotic arm wielding a sword.

TIL

Any three points will lie on a circle. Unless they are on the same line.

@glasspusher

https://lemmy.world/post/50901634?scrollToComments=true

Maybe the farm workers living under the spectre of ice are less inclined to wash their hands.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/fda-upgrades-frozen-blueberry-recall-211742727.html

5-10% of people with certain strains of E. coli develop a life-threatening form of kidney failure called hemolytic uremic syndrome. Young children and older adults are at higher risk.

In developed countries, the overall mortality rate for typical hemolytic uremic syndrome (HUS) is about 3% to 5% with modern supportive care.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/e-coli/symptoms-causes/syc-20372058

"So Trump let his press secretary who just has a baby to die on a decoy plane he thought was going to blow up.

I would resign too."

cr: @adamemedia1

@Alice

we love them!

@sand

"font matters"

cr: @NoContextBrits

saw this and thought of mastodon's favorite auntie @HadasWeiss

i was trying to work out how he got through the wall, as i did not think there was enough room to build up that speed.

i forgot about this road:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Denburn+Car+Park/@57.1480778,-2.1085192,3a,75y,65.01h,78.8t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sIV77UO79IHQ5DzSdlyAPZg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.clients6.google.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D11.197488105784302%26panoid%3DIV77UO79IHQ5DzSdlyAPZg%26yaw%3D65.00973818946814!7i16384!8i8192!4m6!3m5!1s0x48840e224c574a2f:0x6428b708f7343e18!8m2!3d57.1486958!4d-2.1066116!16s%2Fg%2F11bxg0_ybd?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDgwNS4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

"ya jabby wee cunt"

#scotland

https://beige.party/@rooster/117040393352533896

I noticed when I was young, people were ambiguous in what they said but others interpreted them correctly.

I would mull over what they said and work it out by context, or ask them to specify.

Basically I always felt on the wrong frequency with neurotypicals, and more comfortable with divergents.

see also:

"An American said "yeah, no" to me and I did not know if that was a yes.

It is a no.

"No, yeah" is a yes.

"Yeah, no, for sure" is a yes.

"No, yeah, no" is a no.

I wrote these down and showed them to him.

He read the list. He said nothing for a while.

Then he said, "That's all correct."

Then he said, "How is that all correct?"

I asked him to explain the rule.

He tried. He tried for four minutes. He kept starting sentences and abandoning them.

Then his wife walked in and he read her the list and she said, "Yeah, no, that's right."

He pointed at her.

He said, "She just did it."

She said, "Did what?"

I have shown this list to nineteen Americans.

All nineteen agree it is correct.

Zero can explain it.

Three have said "that's kind of scary."

One went quiet and then said, "How much of what I say is like this."

All of it.

Almost all of it."

cr: @japan_nobunaga

Trump should be happy. His approval numbers are hovering in the teens.

cr: @thefungi669

@Kierkegaanks @VeroniqueB99

@Kierkegaanks @VeroniqueB99

As long as Democrats continue receiving money from the Pro-Israel lobby, Wall Street, and the private healthcare industry, I don’t think they’ll purge centrists any time soon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WorkReform/comments/1v69sbo/comment/ozortxp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

John Adams: "There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties... This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution."

@revndm

@justajason @Kierkegaanks

"Some of y'all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal.
Regulations don't exist because governments enjoy them. They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us."

@EpiEllie

i hope you both manage some sleep.

i will endeavor to stop posting disturbing shit, but it's hard man.

FDA reports new outbreak of explosive diarrhea with 72 cases identified

the GOP have weapons of ass destruction.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1v4x6q8/comment/ozegern/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

#cyclospora

trump is speed running the destruction of the country.

he is a weapon of mass destruction.

he is america's enemies #1 asset

'Never interfere with an enemy while he's in the process of destroying himself.'

@Alice

I like big blunts and I cannot lie.

but mine are weedy.