Notices by The Walking Bread (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)

If I were a ticket inspector I would simply just not worry about people who didn't have tickets. Don't worry about it m8. Civilisation is a thin veneer and society is a construct. Money isn't real. You're spinning a thousand miles an hour on a rock hurtling through an infinite void. Time is an illusion. Now kiss me and let us run away from all of this. To SPAIN!

@farah

This blew my mind. Could not have linked Blinks Sally Sparrow to famed actor CM.

I don't wish to be unkind, but it really is a damning indictment of alttext when you post a silly picture of a Christopher Walken doll, write in the alttext that it's a silly Christopher Walken doll, and then just absolutely loads of people respond to say it looks a bit like a Christopher Walken doll.

Serious question to all the scientists out there. We need to get this sorted. What do we call plantbased meatballs? I will not have plantballs. You cannot tell your loved ones you're giving them plantballs. It doesn't work on any level.

For the avoidance of doubt - I do not love prefixing everything with 'vegan' this or 'plantbased' that. It should just be..... cake. Or....... lasagne. Or whatever. We don't go.... ooooooh, here are some pork sweets. Because that would be mental. And yet..... loooooot of pork in the old sweeties.

Monday tomorrow, fam! 🙌

Which one of you is this

Mastodon tooth found in San Francisco Bay Area

https://apnews.com/article/fossilized-mastodon-tooth-discovery-california-f7acdd7f3a1240ed0710313e2ab87dc8

It is Friday my dudes

Happy September, everybody
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Weird how people who don't AltText are also terrible in bed

Happy Skynet day, everybody!

I bet Tom Jones is an absolute dick

Sorry. I'm sure he's fine. I've just had a long week.

Monday again tomorrow fam

TIL the Netherlands hides massive rubbish bins underground so their streets stay clean 🤯

Are we nearly at forcefields? I imagine it might be quite nice to sit atop a double decker bus and instead of glass it's just forcefields. Open to the elements but protected from wayward branches or the intersecting flightpath of an errant pigeon. Would wind go through a forcefield? Sorry to get so deep on the Internet.

@vrtxd

Like the bit in the first Resident Evil film where the army guys all get cut into pieces? Hell yeah!

Oh my god

Thomas the Tank Engine says slava Ukraini

What happens if all the Pokémon fuck each other

Gotta Pokém'all