Americans don't realise that literally noone in the UK has ever even heard of Ronald Trump and every time they mention his name we think they're talking about this song
Missed a lot of news today. I'm sure the presidential debate went well for Trump though who's usually so composed and.... *checks news*..... er.... apparently talked about.....windmills telepathically killing whales and migrants eating geese?.....
I find it very frustrating that people genetically predisposed to being tall and thin and symmetrical espouse their views on lifestyle or diet as though it's their decisions that led to them looking like that. As though they know better than others how the human body works. I'm particularly annoyed that Elle Macpherson is now advocating vitamins as a replacement treatment for cancer.
I really feel like humans should stop trying to innovate now and start removing rather than adding. Civilisation has become like a Heston Blumenthal eating experience, with dry ice and music and lasers, when really what we need is just a really good potato.
I'm no professional labourer, but the two chaps working on my house today are having a lunch break and they're both eating cake? Is that a thing? Like get some high energy sugar-dense carbohydrates in your system to set you up for the afternoon? Or maybe they just eat cake for lunch? Can I eat cake for lunch? Is that something I can do? I could just have cake for lunch! Don't mind me - just having my cakebreak.
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