Notices by Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)

Greta is a fucking hero and anyone who fervently dislikes her is marking themselves out as a fascist cunt with a broad streak of gammon. #UKpol

Philip Morris is now called Altria. The Wikipedia entry has a stunning opening sentence:

I say “hosted”, but Blenheim Palace was specifically put into the care of trusts by the family so that he wouldn’t own it or be able to do anything with it when he became the Duke.

All the absolutely worst men in the world are great pals with each other.

Possibly worth noting that the current Duke of Marlborough and alleged Woodstock Strangler, ex-con Jamie Blandford, is a close friend of Donald Trump who stayed at Mar-a-Lago and hosted Trump at Blenheim Palace.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9zv78dqzgo #Trump #USpol

Remember to wear a burner body when you go to the USA.

Calibri: the smoking gun of forged documents.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calibri

I remain happy with the Fediverse as it is, i.e. essentially statistically insignificant. This has its benefits.

Is my boss on here? No. Are any of my work colleagues on here? No. Is my mother on here? No. Are my irl friends on here? What irl friends.

“Governments should join the Fediverse!”

IMO, Governments should have websites that work and are regularly updated and should leave social media entirely.

“The Belgian government quit all social media except the Fediverse in 2026, and by early 2027 Belgium was a loose alliance of anarchist catgirl communes, all running Linux”

@Long_live_rock_n_roll

Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck (and Eric Clapton).

@Long_live_rock_n_roll Also Neil Young and Stephen Stills.

Child is doing their homework and angrily shouting at Microsoft apps, so there is some preparation for The Real World happening, at least.

Not that I’m obsessed*, but my local Tesco has three separate places, on different aisles, where it stocks different brands of instant ramen. It’s chaos.

* I am.

Minestrone is fine, but have you tried maxistrone?

It’s one big pasta shell full of hot soup, and you have to drink it before it collapses. Basically it’s going to burn you one way or the other.

It is #CyberMonday, when we all give thanks to minor Wolverine comics villain, Cyber.

Ah yes, a 10th of a tennis court. Very clear. I always picture all areas in 10th of tennis courts. People try to tell me areas in square metres or square feet and I say no, stop, 10ths of a tennis court please, none of your woke, EU-mandated measures.

A billionaire can never be held accountable. Therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision.

RE: https://scholar.social/@wim_v12e/115588961134953812

At least when we used to rip the soul out of the earth and burn it into acrid smoke we were doing things like keeping ourselves warm and fed, or making tangible things, rather than just churning out absolute fucking nonsense.

The boulder stuff was only part of Sisyphus’ punishment. Before he started with that, he also had to get his kids up and out to school on time every morning.