Notices by Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)

Bee on the fuchsia.

#bees #Bloomscrolling

Sometimes the level of nonsensical fascist unreality that surrounds the US government is so great that some of it drops out of your head.

Like: I had completely forgotten until just now that the US Education Secretary is *Linda McMahon*.

#Trump #USpol

The World’s Most Wankable Cities.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116934975671184123

Please note that now is the moment you get to enjoy the fact that Rachel fucking Reeves is no longer Chancellor, for a few minutes before someone even worse is appointed to the post. #ukpol

When you allow AI to write your alt text.

The world is run by people who, if there was any natural justice, would regularly trip and fall head first into an open septic tank.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116936545274716461

I may have lost followers over the explosive diarrhoea noises. Clearly those people do not appreciate literature.

@JessTheUnstill “Most of us would struggle to imagine a world in which non-Americans treated us the way we do them.”

Marco Rubio in the Wall Street Journal on the ICC, struggling to imagine a world where rich white Americans are held accountable for their actions.

Right, that’s settled it: fuck Harry Kane. Come on Norway. #Trump #worldcup

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c8e2z97rp4xo

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE #Trump #worldcup

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116884403512071338

Hey, who’s the most famous or interesting person whose grave you’ve been to or whose mortal remains you’ve seen? Will accept saintly relics with a pinch of salt.

Here’s Churchill’s grave in Bladon, Marx’s in Highgate Cemetery East, and three of the Mitfords in Swinbrook.

Everyone who lives here is in a thrupple.

A Thrupple of Thrupps.

The name Thrupp is derived from the Old English word “thorp” meaning hamlet or small village.

Everywhere on the Island of Great Britain is doomed, except for Hull, St David’s Head and the Llŷn Peninsula. #Fridgesocks

I have already seen countless versions of this same fucking article. It’s almost like the media is a machine dedicated to reinforcing the capitalist realist status quo or something.

#UKpol

When the Strait of Hormuz reopens again the first ship they send through should be the Ever Given.

👍🏼

Went for a stupid little walk for my stupid mental health and brought you back some.

#Bloomscrolling #bloomstrolling