Notices by Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)

When the Strait of Hormuz reopens again the first ship they send through should be the Ever Given.

👍🏼

Went for a stupid little walk for my stupid mental health and brought you back some.

#Bloomscrolling #bloomstrolling

Er, what?

https://www.billboard.com/lists/faith-no-more-deal-world-tour-artist-signings/

Bond villain has developed a device that will destroy the planet. The British government sends James Bond to offer him tax incentives to build the device on brownfield land in the East Midlands.

So you’re saying we should also abolish golf courses. I agree.

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/06/when-it-comes-to-total-water-use-ai-data-centers-are-a-drop-in-the-bucket/

Some photos of Wotton-under-Edge Pride today. It was really nice and positive, and they got great weather for it. #Pride

Very fond of the yellow 2CV (edit: actually a Citroën Dyane) #Pride

“Provincial Dad goes to #Pride to admire the vintage cars”

@ColesStreetPothole Not today.

@RickiTarr perhaps some people don’t say “lefty loosey, righty tighty” to themselves when screwing in something, but I doubt it.

Kid comes home from school, having made scones in cooking class:

“Here, I’ll give you one…” *pause* “…just wait, I’m trying to find the worst one.”

Cross community pogroms in Belfast. Warms your wee heart, so it does.

Fascist fuckers of every stripe.

#UKpol

The English are fine and all, but I always like to reassure myself I have enough petrol in my car to drive to Holyhead or Cairnryan if they suddenly flip their collective lids.

Although back home (Co Antrim) is not much better, of course. My mother tells me the businesses in her town closed early today due to fears of violence after that attempted murder by a Sudanese man in North Belfast last night, who was promptly whacked in the head with a hurley by a passerby.

Confirmation that The English Are Not Okay.

@TheBreadmonkey If I were a ghost I’d probably not want to spend the afterlife watching my large adult son knocking one out.

@TheBreadmonkey Alternatively maybe ghosts are really chill about the whole wanking thing because they know that everyone secretly does it, even the late Queen. There was such a ghost queue out the door of Windsor Palace when the Queen bought a new Mills and Boon.

@TheBreadmonkey

“Oh Secretary, just one more thing: Fortinbrass, my wanking equerry, getting a bit old. Touch of the arthritis. Losing his grip, what, quite literallly. Do the decent thing with him.”

Batman’s son was a terrible disappointment.