Notices by Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)

Going to a maternity ward to show all the newborns a video of a baby giraffe walking at an hour old and telling them they’re already losers and need to get their fucking acts together.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116131250060805587

I am genuinely surprised that so many of you lot made it to adulthood.

The Daily Mail continues to threaten us with a good time. #UKpol #greenparty

The idea that anyone who is considering voting Green could also contemplate voting for Reform is so fucking daft that I can only assume that a small proportion of the electorate suffer from chronic fucking daftness. #UKpol

https://www.politicshome.com/news/article/how-strong-is-green-party-support

Knowing that Elon Musk is a grade A cunt who should be locked up is a sign of good judgment, imo, and should not exclude you from being on a jury in a trial where he is a defendant. #USpol #Musk

https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/sf-jury-elon-musk-21369850.php

Marriage is a contract by which you promise to stay with this person, of whom you know one version, through all the versions of themselves they are going to be for the rest of their lives.

And they *are* going to be very different versions.

It is primed for enshittification, is what I am saying. Particularly if you marry me.

Jesus fucking Christ, America, how blatant does it need to be. #USpol

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/5733236-gallup-stops-presidential-approval-ratings-polls/

I do not think chocolate milk comes from brown cows, as allegedly 7% of US adults do, see below.

However, I do still instinctively feel that brown eggs are better for you than white ones.

Stands to reason, doesn’t it? Brown rice, brown bread, brown eggs are all good for you. Also probably brown trout, brown sugar, hash browns, hash brownies, Newcastle brown ale and brown noise.

#Brown

https://www.livescience.com/59666-do-people-believe-chocolate-milk-from-brown-cows.html

Getting personal grooming advice from Junior Gorg.

#USpol #Epstein

Shocking newly-released photo of Jim Henson with Steve Bannon #USpol #Epstein

Steve Bannon boasting to Epstein in 2018 about being advisor to basically the entire European far right, including Farage, and what that means for crypto.

#USpol #Epstein #UKpol

@TheBreadmonkey Lotta people going: sounds a lot like a spoon, Alf.

Or is it specifically one of those mechanical scoops with the scrapey action that school dinner ladies use for mash?

@TheBreadmonkey It is in fact the one with the scrapey bit.

As my life is incredibly mundane, and as true followers will know, I occasionally buy imported fizzy drinks.

Yesterday I bought this from Home Bargains. It doesn’t give any indication in English of the flavour but it tastes like a mixture of 7up and lychee Rubicon.

The interesting thing is the bottle. You take the green plastic top off and force it back down into the neck. This releases, with some noise, a glass marble which rolls around in the neck as you drink. Why, I don’t know.

I do not want to have to conduct Kremlinology about what is going on inside Nicki Minaj’s head right now.

Is it at all fucking possible that extremely wealthy musicians could just have normal opinions like “kidnapping tiny children and murdering people is bad, actually”? #USPol

Being fabulously wealthy is indistinguishable from an undiagnosed brain injury. #USPol

I’m just about old enough to remember when it wasn’t January 2026.

My full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal saying that I am not a Nazi and that I love Jewish people is raising a lot of questions already answered by my full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal.

My swastika t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already etc.

Beginning to think that this Andrew Tate fella might not be a great role model for young lads, y’know.