Notices by Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social), page 2

Kenny Rogers collecting his marked essay from the faculty office:

“I just dropped in to see what condition my submission was in.”

Remember that time when the richest man in the world strongly implied that the President he’d paid $290m to get elected was a paedophile? That was just over 4 months ago.

#USpol #Musk #Trump

Sam Altman: I need a trillion dollars.

Investors: Here’s a trillion dollars.

Sam Altman: Now, hear me out: Wanking.

Hey! We’re just changing the terms* of your subscription service.** Don’t worry you don’t need to do anything.***

* Price. Just the price.

** To be eye-wateringly more expensive.

*** Please don’t notice this email and just let us gouge you for a few more months before you look at your bank statement and then lose your shit.

Sorry.

The two ways to be online.

Pleased to announce that the Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to the women of Fedi for not having killed any reply guys yet, to the best of our knowledge.

English people looking at the US right now and going, “yes, let’s have some of that” are beyond contempt.

#USpol #UKpol

Two things about the current #BlueSky drama, having just checked in on it:

1. Folk I know from Twitter who would fit right in here are apparently very angry about it, but are still not here.

2. A lot of people talking about “investors” and “value” in a way that, thank fuck, no-one does about this ramshackle garbage raft.

The 21st century is still in its warranty period and I’m planning to return it for a refund.

Everything involving fixing a vehicle warning light in a car is “turn it off, hold this pedal down for 30 seconds, turn it on and off and do it again” and the only way to find out about this magic ritual is to go on Reddit. Reddit has just fixed my parking brake.

This is exactly the correct response. Do your fucking job and stop wasting time arresting grannies for opposing genocide.

@Daojoan 99.7% of the legal profession as a whole, I’d estimate.

I regret to inform Americans that I know more about your country’s politics than you know about mine. I’d rather it were not so, but again: you are all So Fucking Loud.

Aldi are on top of all the trends.

Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

Sometimes I go to the crisp aisle in Aldi just to feel something.

Although they do ask you to leave, eventually.

@steter My point is that 40% is waaay too high.

Reminder that 40% of Americans are currently happy with what their President is doing. #USpol

Logging on.