Notices by Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)

love the fedi, the only place on the internet you can see a post with the simple yet enigmatic content warning "piss" appear in your notifications, to discover it's in fact a year-old toot getting boosted that you have no memory of making

@floppyplopper #piss

@floppyplopper piss libertarianism.

relatedly, I desperately want to start a museum of workplace toilet signs, they're such vivid environmental storytelling. my personal fave was one at an old workplace which said "there is a brush, should you need it"

a much better finger-eating machine

milk and cookies

gollum's funeral

edison

spider names

alarm clock

dead wife syndrome

whoa mama im on the scary planet

another fucking seance

which could mean nothing

wielder of narya

bong

birdgirl grindset

@patterfloof low key one of my fave features

incidentally this was posted on bsky too and half the replies are men going Well Actually You Can Turn That Off Or Install About 50 Various Apps To Change It. maybe I just successfully blocked all the fedi reply guys because I haven't seen them round here so much recently, but maybe they just moved over there https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113764159296164076

gonna say it again and again, bluesky's content moderation system is genuinely worse than instagram and it is funny to me how much of its user base is defending it by going "nobody wants to see that"

bluesky users: mastodon is mean about content warnings wah wah would never use because of that
also bluesky users: omg vagina museum please put a porn warning on anything you post