Notices by Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)

Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

A very bossy lady has appeared and taken it on herself to redirect traffic. Standing in the road waving cars up side streets.

The lorry appears to have hurt itself in wedging itself along the full width of the road. Bossy lady is simultaneously directing traffic and trying to guide it into some sort of less silly position.

A man has now turned up to gesticulate at the lorry in some sort of attempt to signal that it should maybe try to move from out of the middle of the road.

A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.

Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

Also please donate because I had to fucking read those two articles and it was honestly like falling into a world inhabited by the daily mail comments section in 2007. It would mean the world to me if you made my suffering worthwhile.

I love you people, that piss is heated to over 130°C now, it's started to make this whole depressing exercise feel worthwhile

The following inaccuracies have been brought to my attention:
1. I alleged that Matt had eaten a book. In fact, he only nibbled a bit of a page despite saying he'd eat a whole book.
2. I assumed Charlotte was a nepo baby. Apparently, she *hates* that.

I am happy to correct the record.

£113,000 imaginary government money would have made this exhibition happen next month. Please chuck in a couple of quid if you enjoyed this thread (or think the persons mentioned in it deserve their piss boiled) https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113051159244056486

Smelling my own farts a bit here but here's a little sample of my own alt texting https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115554849613038968

Also a hell of a lot of "Painting of a leaf with a pink palette" descriptions so tl;dr I am in no way worried about AI taking my job.

Spent this morning unfucking AI generated alt texts on @vagina_museum website (which our provider has started doing, wasn't a choice) and pretty much every painting of a nude with pussy out, it gendered as "a nude man". Thank u terrible unwanted AI for assuming men have puss as the default.

My personal fave though was a painting titled "blood bowl hell" which depicts suffering damned souls drowning in menstrual blood being described by the AI generated description as "A group of friends relaxing in the waves."

TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search for the impact crater for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. That same week, at another conference, a paper was presented having found just such a crater off Yucatán but it wasn't noted because everyone was at the other conference.

I have to admit, I'm finding the trend of the chumps formerly known as the alt right having to now engage in christian nationalism fucking hilarious because you can just smell the misery at having to be a bible literalist coming right off them when they used to get to smoke and fuck and wake up late on weekends

Love you fedi but this toot was 100% for you https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115695545974140049