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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 00:26:56 JST Another Angry Woman

In my most museum moment ever, have had to strike a compromise in ancient greek and celtic because there's huge controversy about what colours our two sofas are. They are now to be known as the γλαυκός sofa and the glas sofa.

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 21:50:15 JST Another Angry Woman
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no one prepares you for that
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1. Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 21:50:14 JST Another Angry Woman
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assigned gay at billing
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1. pengychan: My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups. "What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here." My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro. "Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay" airy airy: AGAB (Assigned Gay At billing)
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2. battleships: Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar saint sideways: Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar fieldbears: they're- the European economy is in shambles
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 21:50:14 JST Another Angry Woman
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hitachi
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1. the lewd bot: Lesbian mech pilot who has this sticker on her mech Bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a hitachi" with a sparkly hitachi wand foone: Hitachi makes a lot of heavy machinery, you know. It's entirely possible Hitachi would also construct the mech. Photo of a digger steampunk tomboy: A mech pilot, a construction worker and a porn star walk into a bar. They spend hours talking about how much fun they have riding their Hitachi.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 20:41:30 JST Another Angry Woman

sometimes I love my job
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1. The dental dam which is displayed in the exhibition came in a pack of five, so hopefully the rest of them are still around. You'll recognise the box by the fact it has the creepiest disembodied smiling mouth on it, it looks like a clown mouth. You may also be able to smell them; they smell strongly minty. There is a decent chance that we threw them out, though, because the box was giving us the fear. If the dental dams haven't been chucked out, they'll be in one of the plastic boxes opposite the green sofa, probably either the one marked "contraceptives", or the one marked "horrible vagina stuff".
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:17 JST Another Angry Woman
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frotting
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1. I wonder what percentage of cishets know what frotting is Screenshotted tags: hellooooo incredibly boring cishet white boy here. I have not been directly told but from context cues I'm guessing it's a shortening of fuck-rotting. Where you both want to smash but nobody has the energy for it. So you just kinda sit there horny and unable to do anything about it. Like a reverse Netflix and chill. You come over with the express intention of fucking and end up just lazily cuddling instead OP: This is one of the funniest additions anyone has ever put on any of my posts
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:17 JST Another Angry Woman
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bidet
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1. Screenshotted tags: Well I have swell news buddy/bidet. I did not know if buddy was gender neutral so I added a female declination just in case
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:16 JST Another Angry Woman
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drag his feet and pussy around
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1. Screenshot from a book: even if this was a dream, he still couldn't drag his feet and pussy around like this. He had to be decisive. Preach I guess Tags: took me three re-reads to realise that "drag his feet" and "pussy around" are two different phrases Oh I have misunderstood
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:15 JST Another Angry Woman
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painting bart
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1. hawlucha: i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub Replies: OP where is the painting Where is the painting OP hawlucha: I found The Thing yall Painting with the composition of a religious painting. In the centre, Marge stands weeping, holding Maggie. Doughnuts behind their heads like halos. A cherubic naked Lisa draped in cloth flies in the top right, cherubic Bart in the lower right. The left corner is a hedge, with three Homers a d Ralph Wiggum vanishing into it
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:15 JST Another Angry Woman
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having a cat is great
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1. having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent (Self reblog) EATING MY CHARGER
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:14 JST Another Angry Woman
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a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
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1. far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes Screenshotted tags: this is the most visceral imagery for a description I've ever seen that doses not in any way let me picture the image. tryna smash but a tiny regiment of hussars keeps charging out of the pussy. trying to find the clit like bosnia trying to find the coast.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:13 JST Another Angry Woman
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my beautiful lucerne hammer
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1. Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:13 JST Another Angry Woman
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ship of theseus
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1. anonymous: Have you heard of the Ship of Theseus? toskarin: no. was it problematic or something? harmincreason: because various constituent parts of the boat could be older or younger than other parts, it was considered the first ever age-gap ship
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:13 JST Another Angry Woman
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yuri
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1. Fucked up to me that Kazakhstan and Mongolia don't share a border anymore Map of Kazakhstan and Mongolia. The furthest east point of the former and furthest west point of the latter almost touch. A second map shows there is 23 miles between them which is parts of Russia and China it goes without saying, but, yuri
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:12 JST Another Angry Woman
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horny for count olaf
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1. drearyhours: at least nobody here is horny for count olaf Screenshotted replies from soft cat: *bite lip* oh boym.. I may... be a bit guilty *holds erection down in shame* thought this said count chocula ruby red rose: Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:12 JST Another Angry Woman
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normal interaction on this website
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1. whore asked: hi gay gay: hi whore magical girl mavis: I didn't even see the URLs and just accepted this as a normal interaction on this website
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:12 JST Another Angry Woman
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temu labiaplasty
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1. HELLO? Screenshot of a temu ad saying insanely low labiaplasty at temu. Labiaplasty delivered to doorstep. Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:11 JST Another Angry Woman
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timothee chalamet
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1. timothee chalamet’s full name is “timothee hal chalamet” and I have never seen a name that looked so much like an anagram The mathematical hole A thematic math hello Ahem hot athletic male Lithe macho theta male
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:10 JST Another Angry Woman
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rationalist secret base
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1. I have successfully snuck into the rationalist secret base. The guard heard me slip when I was scaling the fence, but muttered that one piece of evidence doesn't overturn the low probability of intruders and didn't look for me. Then I slipped again when climbing down the other side of the fence, but he chuckled about the frequency illusion and didn't even turn around.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 18:20:10 JST Another Angry Woman
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target the child
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1. coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock
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