ancient persian poet within first 15 minutes of being dropped in the 21st century and handed a smart phone, commenting on some woman's instagram reel: I would take off my finest coat, and make slippers from its silk, so that I could gift them to you, so that every single morning, the first thing you do is step on me. I've used this Did it work?
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