- Frogs do not allow you to gradually boil them.
- Lemmings do not commit mass suicide.
- Ostriches do not stick their heads in the sand.
- Newts do not confuse weather and climate.
- Moose do not get their news from Facebook.
- Naked mole rats do not kid themselves that they live in the greatest democracy in the world when in fact they live in a two-party oligarchy with every representative dependent on huge donations from the superrich.
- Cassowaries are not particularly impressed by AI.