Ben
The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following..................
I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile.
I hate the internet.
(It's 9!)
13 barn owls in a trenchcoat
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey "it came to me in a whiskey-soaked fever dream" is a valid journalistic source
Nick
@TheBreadmonkey I think you might find that some Sunday Sport articles are difficult to verify.
13 barn owls in a trenchcoat
@JackTheCat @TheBreadmonkey would freezing them first increase potential loading capacity?
JackTheRebelCat 🏴 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@TheBreadmonkey I think it depends on the reasons/context/temperature.
Ben
Just my personal opinion, but I think 9 creme eggs is too many to have in your anus. I'd go as far as saying one is too many for me.
clacke
qurlyjoe
@TheBreadmonkey
Reminds me of the time I found out how many times you can shoot yourself in the head with a nail gun before you die. IIRC, that number is 7.
Of course I can’t find the article now, alas.
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