FrankBenstein(smonster)
The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following..................
I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile.
I hate the internet.
(It's 9!)
13 barn owls in a trenchcoat
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey "it came to me in a whiskey-soaked fever dream" is a valid journalistic source
Nick
@TheBreadmonkey I think you might find that some Sunday Sport articles are difficult to verify.
13 barn owls in a trenchcoat
@JackTheCat @TheBreadmonkey would freezing them first increase potential loading capacity?
JackTheRebelCat 🏴 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@TheBreadmonkey I think it depends on the reasons/context/temperature.
FrankBenstein(smonster)
Just my personal opinion, but I think 9 creme eggs is too many to have in your anus. I'd go as far as saying one is too many for me.
clacke
qurlyjoe
@TheBreadmonkey
Reminds me of the time I found out how many times you can shoot yourself in the head with a nail gun before you die. IIRC, that number is 7.
Of course I can’t find the article now, alas.
Gogs
@TheBreadmonkey 9 is the limit etiquette allows for - interestingly, sticking 10 up there is where the word ‘decadence’ comes from.
Andrew
@TheBreadmonkey
I am easily tempted and have also now joined you down the rabbit hole.
Thank you, Ben
nex
@TheBreadmonkey That crocodile has ripped up so many arses since then, but it's disappointed every time …
Christof Damian 💙💛
@TheBreadmonkey
That must have been a very happy crocodile
@babe
keirFox
@TheBreadmonkey The video that introduced me to Mr Blobby is one I still have to watch every few months to make my life complete.
FrankBenstein(smonster)
"No, crocodiles cannot eat chocolate; it is not a natural part of their diet and is considered toxic to them as it contains theobromine, a chemical that can be harmful to animals, just like it is for dogs and cats"
Jules
@TheBreadmonkey new rabbit hole for you: were the creme eggs in his anus at the time, and if so is chocolate toxic to crocodiles the way it is to dogs?
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