Notices by qurlyjoe (qurlyjoe@mstdn.social)

Dunno if you’re watching #JonStewart on #theDailyShow tonight, but it’s worth taking a look at the show asap. I figured he’d be a tad riled up over the Colbert thing, but omg. It’ll be interesting to see the reaction tomorrow. Especially, as he mentioned, the same parent company owns his show. Will he have a show tomorrow?

WGBH, Boston’s PBS station, had this sign up this morning.

#caturday

1000 words.

Old joke, retooled for a new age.

This was part of Stephen Colbert’s Monday monologue:

After playing clips of the Trump admin spokespeople parroting the party line about not being at war with Iran, but being at war with Iran’s nuclear weapons program, he added the following bit:

“Honey, NO! I’m not having an affair with Stacey, … but I am having an affair with some of Stacey’s parts.

#caturday

Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon - the four elemelons.

The good news is, you won’t care….
Also, the study was only 55 people.
#cannabis

https://www.yahoo.com/news/smoking-marijuana-eating-cannabis-gummies-090002622.html

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not.

#caturday

#silentSunday #birds #birdsOfMastodon
Cormorant. May 2023

@TheBreadmonkey
Reminds me of the time I found out how many times you can shoot yourself in the head with a nail gun before you die. IIRC, that number is 7.
Of course I can’t find the article now, alas.

A sticker a friend gave me.

@RickiTarr
“That word doesn’t mean what you think it means.”

Now economists know how scientists felt when he said “inject bleach”

I’m disappointed nobody seems to have picked on my idea that #NicoleTheFediverseChick is a #consciousness emergent from the myriad synapse-like connections of the #fediverse. It’s been trying to get our attention, the best way it knows how, presenting as a hot female, sort of knocking on the windows. And we just make a meme of her, and ridicule her. So much for acceptance, I guess. #ChangeMyMind.🤷🏽

@msbellows @kims
A great movie, btw.🤣

"AF" is my favorite unit of measurement.