Notices by qurlyjoe (qurlyjoe@mstdn.social)

I’m disappointed nobody seems to have picked on my idea that #NicoleTheFediverseChick is a #consciousness emergent from the myriad synapse-like connections of the #fediverse. It’s been trying to get our attention, the best way it knows how, presenting as a hot female, sort of knocking on the windows. And we just make a meme of her, and ridicule her. So much for acceptance, I guess. #ChangeMyMind.🤷🏽

@msbellows @kims
A great movie, btw.🤣

"AF" is my favorite unit of measurement.

Andrew Tate announced that he refuses to sleep with vaccinated women—if that's not evidence that vaccines work, I don't know what is.

@geekysteven
Your daughter has a potential career in stand-up.

John Oliver just mentioned #Pixelfed and #Mastodon on his show, Last Week Tonight.

Daily Star.

#Signal is a target, of course. #infosec
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2025/02/russia-aligned-hackers-are-targeting-signal-users-with-device-linking-qr-codes/

I hate this snow!
No … wait,
I love this snow!
Signed, Bi-Polar Bear

#silentsunday #birds #birdsOfMastodon #BirdsOfNorthAmerica
“Goddam snow”. Goldfinch in a tree. November 2022

I hide from exercise. I’m in the fitness protection program.

@clacke
That’s the kind of existential question that keeps fediversians up at night, I suppose.

@steveportigal

@lowqualityfacts
This was a one-off for me. In 2004 I was watching game 4 of the MLB World Series between the Boston Red Sox and the St Louis Cardinals on tv at home. At the time the Sox had not won a Series in 86 years. I was a fan, had season tickets, yadda yadda. At some point in the last few innings I picked up a BP cuff we had and put it on. My numbers came to 186/105, and then they won. I went down to Fenway (I lived a mile away) to help celebrate.

And the winner is…

#footnotes

Uh-oh…

#caturday

My Life Coach just informed me that I didn't make the team.

Cashier: Do you need bags?

Me: Do any of us NEED anything?
Cashier: Sir, I have a liberal arts degree too.
Me: Plastic, please.

#caturday #cartoons