Notices by qurlyjoe (qurlyjoe@mstdn.social)

#silentSunday #birds #birdsOfMastodon
Cormorant. May 2023

@TheBreadmonkey
Reminds me of the time I found out how many times you can shoot yourself in the head with a nail gun before you die. IIRC, that number is 7.
Of course I can’t find the article now, alas.

A sticker a friend gave me.

@RickiTarr
“That word doesn’t mean what you think it means.”

Now economists know how scientists felt when he said “inject bleach”

I’m disappointed nobody seems to have picked on my idea that #NicoleTheFediverseChick is a #consciousness emergent from the myriad synapse-like connections of the #fediverse. It’s been trying to get our attention, the best way it knows how, presenting as a hot female, sort of knocking on the windows. And we just make a meme of her, and ridicule her. So much for acceptance, I guess. #ChangeMyMind.🤷🏽

@msbellows @kims
A great movie, btw.🤣

"AF" is my favorite unit of measurement.

Andrew Tate announced that he refuses to sleep with vaccinated women—if that's not evidence that vaccines work, I don't know what is.

@geekysteven
Your daughter has a potential career in stand-up.

John Oliver just mentioned #Pixelfed and #Mastodon on his show, Last Week Tonight.

Daily Star.

#Signal is a target, of course. #infosec
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2025/02/russia-aligned-hackers-are-targeting-signal-users-with-device-linking-qr-codes/

I hate this snow!
No … wait,
I love this snow!
Signed, Bi-Polar Bear

#silentsunday #birds #birdsOfMastodon #BirdsOfNorthAmerica
“Goddam snow”. Goldfinch in a tree. November 2022

I hide from exercise. I’m in the fitness protection program.

@clacke
That’s the kind of existential question that keeps fediversians up at night, I suppose.

@steveportigal

@lowqualityfacts
This was a one-off for me. In 2004 I was watching game 4 of the MLB World Series between the Boston Red Sox and the St Louis Cardinals on tv at home. At the time the Sox had not won a Series in 86 years. I was a fan, had season tickets, yadda yadda. At some point in the last few innings I picked up a BP cuff we had and put it on. My numbers came to 186/105, and then they won. I went down to Fenway (I lived a mile away) to help celebrate.

And the winner is…

#footnotes