Notices by Logan 5 and 999 others (loganfive@beige.party)

I think more fruit should be spelled like banana.

Appleple
Lemonemon
Watermelonelon

@theropologist :LoganFive: 🇧🇧
Thank you, Oh Beige One!

OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod

What did I miss??? Our instance was down to fix the warp core.

I had hope but I forgot it in my pants pocket and accidentally washed it.

NSFW? How do they know where I work???

Hey, just because it’s porn doesn't mean you can skip the alt text, ok?

I’m thinking about going back to school for a computer science degree so I can understand what the hell people are talking about around here.

I like big toots and I can not lie
You other posters can't deny
That when a toot scrolls in
at a itty bitty pace
And a long read in your face
You get sprung
Wanna scroll up tough
Cuz you notice that toot was stuffed
Deep in the feed she's posting
I'm hooked on the instance she’s hosting

I know we talked about this before but remind me, how do I describe shitposting on my resume?

I feel like if you write “Please boost” at the bottom, your toot is 4 times more likely to be boosted.

(Please boost if you agree.)

I’ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
*pulls out several packs of Bubblicious*

Mid-age mutant tax attorneys
Mid-age mutant tax attorneys
Mid-age mutant tax attorneys
Refunds in a nutshell.

I’m not a minimalist. I’m more of a mediumalist.

@TheBreadmonkey

What's the most you've ever boosted one of your own toots? 20 times? 30?

Why are you looking at me that way?

I really appreciate my family from afar.

@dramypsyd The best Pope is cold, next-day leftover Pope.

Here at Marriott Tauntaun, you get all the warmth and comfort of home even in the middle of a freezing blizzard.

This is now a BOT account.

Boring
Old
Tooter

You don’t scare me. I’ve been attacked by a goose, I have stared death in the face.