Notices by Logan 5 (he/him/his) (loganfive@beige.party)

I’m not doing well this week. Any good jokes or puns would be appreciated.

I hope this email never finds you.

@RickiTarr Oh wow! Crucified Jesus in Whoville! Yeah, that’s intense.

My wife: I think he suffers from necrolepsy.
Me: ...so he dies intermittently? OMG, I think I suffer from necrolepsy too.

Google Maps is quiet quitting.

No, Google Maps, I was not trying to find the Panera Bread 200 miles away. This may seem crazy, but I meant the Panera Bread still within this city.

Sometimes I come to the Fediverse and it feels like time spent goofing off with friends, inside jokes, and being silly in the back of class together.

And other times it’s friends listening deeply and empathizing to a lot of pain, confusion, and struggles.

And in both cases, it’s all quite nice. I appreciate all you empathetic, highly intelligent goofballs.

If I had a nickel for every bad decision I've made, I’d beat myself up for not asking for $10 for every bad decision I've made.

We don’t have security where I live, just strategically placed banana peels.

🎵 She blinded me with a systematic method or body of knowledge in a given area. 🎶

I was valedictorian of my Zumba class.

I’m not overweight; I’m just maintaining my body weight ahead of schedule.

I’m not sure if I’m grateful or insulted that no one is stealing my jokes.

Some loving person: Free hugs! Free hugs over here!

Me: You son of a bitch.
*drops ‘$5 Hugs’ sign to the ground*

https://theonion.com/man-forgetting-difference-between-meteoroid-meteorite-struggles-to-describe-what-just-killed-his-dog/

I still love you The Onion.

"Man Forgetting difference between meteoroid, meteorite, struggles to describe what just killed his dog"

Can the people who are more knowledgeable around technology provide some advice to people in the US as far as things we can do moving forward to be more safe and secure with postings and having a social media presence?

Please, no negativity or unhelpful comments. Thanks.

#Tech
#technology
#TechAdvice

If you’ve just left Twitter/X welcome! You’ve come to the right place.

There is no algorithm here so we encourage lots of following and “retweeting”. You can also follow #hashtags as well.

Posts are sometimes called toots. Retweets are sometimes called boosts or retoots.

If you want people to follow you, be sure to have a profile picture, something in your description about you, and some engagement: posts, comments, stars, boosts. People also usually do a post that is an introduction to them and it can help to pin that to your profile so people can boost it.

Many of us (all?) are grieving the US election now so comedy is appreciated.

#Twitter
#X

There is still beauty in the world. It does not go away in the darkness. It just needs a little light to be seen.

Seek that light if you can.
Be that light if you can.

I learned something new. I had a woman start DMing me out of the blue. It’s obviously the start of a scam, so I’m messing with the person. And then she types “Alaye” in the chat. I looked it up and it’s a word scammers use to identify each other. So if they say “Alaye,” and you say it back, it means “OK, we’re both scammers. We can stop wasting time and try to scam someone else.”

How crazy is that?

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