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What's the most you've ever boosted one of your own toots? 20 times? 30?

Why are you looking at me that way?

I really appreciate my family from afar.

@dramypsyd The best Pope is cold, next-day leftover Pope.

Here at Marriott Tauntaun, you get all the warmth and comfort of home even in the middle of a freezing blizzard.

This is now a BOT account.

Boring
Old
Tooter

You don’t scare me. I’ve been attacked by a goose, I have stared death in the face.

My musical group is called Shadow Band. You probably haven't heard of us.

I wonder if most supervillains have motivational quotes on their bathroom mirror.
"A success is only a failure who tried one more time."

I could never be a political correspondent because I could never stop myself from saying, “You’re a fucking idiot.”

I’m watching Babylon 5 and Farscape for the first time, alternating between the two, and I have to say, everyone in Babylon 5 is getting out-acted by a puppet.

The new normal is not accepting what people tell you is the new normal.

My life is like the various small bits of soap in the shower that you try clumping together to be functional, but it never quite is.

My Tombstone: “Sorry I made it weird.”

@nayele18maybe
I fall for women who call me the name of condiments. Honey, sugar, ketchup.

Die-curious: when you’re not sure if you’re into Dungeons and Dragons, but you’d like to give it a try and see what happens.

I don’t just self-boost,
I also self-star.
It’s called believing in yourself.

Trainer: So what are your fitness goals?
Me: I want to outlive my nemesis so I can piss on his grave.
Trainer: OK, we’re going to want to start with some cardio then.

No, Autocorrect, I do not want to explore her erroneous zones.

What would be wild is if some of us had already met in real life without knowing it, like at that Fight Club we all go to.

If you could live anywhere in the world right now, where would you live? And why?