Notices by Logan Five (John, he/him) (loganfive@beige.party), page 2

I’m not confident our plane is going to show up.

If my posts are not what you expected, I can relate.

After Tim Walz’s son was seen crying at the DNC, a lot of people were quick to point out that he has a few different disorders, as though that was a kind of excuse for him crying. And this is what’s so irritating. There is nothing wrong with men crying and being proud of their dad! And the fact that people feel the need to create an excuse for it is exactly why we end up with men bottling up their emotions in unhealthy ways.

#uspol

https://youtu.be/JVjpv0KupJw?si=-IchNkmPtaou4VlR
For reference.

“So this guy just mows lawns? I’m supposed to watch a 30 min video of that?”
*starts watching*
*subscribes*

I could use some hugs.

And I miss having a dog if anyone has some good dog photos.

Mall of America is kind of a repetitive phrase.

@amiserabilist has pointed out that I'm only 7740 follows away from 10k! That's closer than most Senate races!

If everyone just asks 3 - 400 people to follow me, I think we can wrap this up pretty quickly.

Why should they follow me no one asked?
1) I have cookies. (You'll have to travel to me to get them though.)
2) Hot takes on things that happened in the 90s.
3) I often toot in the middle of the night, so you won't even be bothered by it.
4) My love of lists.
5) Other things.

I’ve got an air filter and a water filter. I just need an earth filter and fire filter and then I’ll be invulnerable.

As a side note, I really struggled with how best to convey this sentence fragment, including whether or not to add a comma, period, stars, the word “me”. I’d actually be curious to hear people’s preference.

Me, when someone asks for pineapple on pizza.

*Me, when someone asks for pineapple on pizza

*Me, when someone asks for pineapple on pizza.*

*me when someone asks for pineapple on pizza*

*when someone asks for pineapple on pizza*

Me, when someone asks for pineapple on their pizza.

Come meet local singles in your area, now available with skim milk or fat free.

TIL that people are very eager to share how they’re connected to Kevin Bacon.

Six-Factor Authentication is when, in order to check your account balance, you need to show how you’re connected to Kevin Bacon.

“For first class we’ll be passing out cotton candy and puppies. For economy class you can purchase access to a seatbelt for a small upgrade fee.”

Person at the window seat: I am the gatekeeper! Only I shall decide if you see the mysteries of the outside world!

So the characters in dune all have asthma? Is that what’s going on?

I think this pilot is driving the plane to another airport for takeoff.

You know you’re at a certain age when you admire someone’s blanket.

“Oh yeah, she’s going to get a good nap with that.”

I thought the sign read
“Haiku Club” not “Hiking Club.”
We walked for hours. Hours.

#haiku