Notices by Logan Five (John, he/him) (loganfive@beige.party), page 2

@amiserabilist has pointed out that I'm only 7740 follows away from 10k! That's closer than most Senate races!

If everyone just asks 3 - 400 people to follow me, I think we can wrap this up pretty quickly.

Why should they follow me no one asked?
1) I have cookies. (You'll have to travel to me to get them though.)
2) Hot takes on things that happened in the 90s.
3) I often toot in the middle of the night, so you won't even be bothered by it.
4) My love of lists.
5) Other things.

I’ve got an air filter and a water filter. I just need an earth filter and fire filter and then I’ll be invulnerable.

As a side note, I really struggled with how best to convey this sentence fragment, including whether or not to add a comma, period, stars, the word “me”. I’d actually be curious to hear people’s preference.

Me, when someone asks for pineapple on pizza.

*Me, when someone asks for pineapple on pizza

*Me, when someone asks for pineapple on pizza.*

*me when someone asks for pineapple on pizza*

*when someone asks for pineapple on pizza*

Me, when someone asks for pineapple on their pizza.

Come meet local singles in your area, now available with skim milk or fat free.

TIL that people are very eager to share how they’re connected to Kevin Bacon.

Six-Factor Authentication is when, in order to check your account balance, you need to show how you’re connected to Kevin Bacon.

“For first class we’ll be passing out cotton candy and puppies. For economy class you can purchase access to a seatbelt for a small upgrade fee.”

Person at the window seat: I am the gatekeeper! Only I shall decide if you see the mysteries of the outside world!

So the characters in dune all have asthma? Is that what’s going on?

I think this pilot is driving the plane to another airport for takeoff.

You know you’re at a certain age when you admire someone’s blanket.

“Oh yeah, she’s going to get a good nap with that.”

I thought the sign read
“Haiku Club” not “Hiking Club.”
We walked for hours. Hours.

#haiku

Wordle on the Orient Express

#RelaxABookShowOrMovie
#HashTagGames

Hard water was raised on the streets.

Soft water was raised in silk sheets.

Remember to take breaks from your poor posture at your desk so you can practice poor posture at other locations as well.

"Good news! We turned on notifications of everything you're not interested in! If you'd like to opt out, follow this elaborate maze of the Minotaur."
-Every Company Everywhere

“Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.”
- Helen Keller

Kill Bill was originally titled Murder Turner, but Tarantino was worried about Tina Turner's safety, so he changed it.

Word Suggestion "Kill" from @BingsPingsDings
#OneWordSuggestion

Can I get a 1 word suggestion please?