Notices by Logan Five (John, he/him) (loganfive@beige.party), page 3

Wordle on the Orient Express

#RelaxABookShowOrMovie
#HashTagGames

Hard water was raised on the streets.

Soft water was raised in silk sheets.

Remember to take breaks from your poor posture at your desk so you can practice poor posture at other locations as well.

"Good news! We turned on notifications of everything you're not interested in! If you'd like to opt out, follow this elaborate maze of the Minotaur."
-Every Company Everywhere

“Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.”
- Helen Keller

Kill Bill was originally titled Murder Turner, but Tarantino was worried about Tina Turner's safety, so he changed it.

Word Suggestion "Kill" from @BingsPingsDings
#OneWordSuggestion

Can I get a 1 word suggestion please?

Rewatching #StarTrek #TNG and, I have to say, the one where Picard has a headache for an hour was particularly thrilling.

Like the universe, I too am expanding at an unquantifiable rate.

I only listen to music I can zumba to.

I hate when plants ejaculate everywhere and give me a fake cold.

Have you heard the Good Wordle?

@Alice
"If I could edit the periodic table, I would move Iodine next to Uranium, so I could be close to U."

Asking for help is brave.

I tried out a new doctor in my area, and as I drove out to the clinic I thought, “Oh, I wonder how close this is to the airplane museum.”

It was IN the airplane museum.

“We’ll wait to perform the prostate check until they turn off the fasten seatbelt sign.”

Based on which of my toots have taken off, I've concluded that the Fediverse:
- has poor posture,
- has a bad back,
- procrastinates regularly,
- may have ADHD, and
- is ready to overthrow the patriarchal corporatocracy.

Screaming back and forth with the Endless Screaming bot is better than most forms of therapy.

@ElleGray
Wait, I'm in a rodeo?

Apparently if I don't gorge on chocolate every night I lose weight and, frankly, I'd rather have not known.

OK, we need a name for one of our plants. Any suggestions?

We already have Stevie B and Ross the Moss.