Notices by Logan 5 and 999 others (loganfive@beige.party), page 3

You can’t build a city on rock and roll! There’s no adequate sewer system, for god sakes! And do you know how many state zoning violations you have?

I only sell Non-GMO, 100% Fair Trade ennui.

“I probably just posted this toot too late for people to see.”

*self boosts toot*
*no response*

“I can’t believe everyone’s instances are down today.”

Do angels have angels on their shoulders in like an infinite regression of angels?

I need a new therapist to talk about my therapist with.

“Sometimes you can say more by what you don’t say. So maybe give that a try.”

-Me before coffee

My depressed printer is constantly in sleep mode.

Waffles are just pancakes that slept on their pillows wrong.

You know it’s time to get a haircut when people start asking you to make balloon animals for them.

A lot of toots are kind of like online greeting cards that you hand out (retoot) to everyone following you, and the occasion is existence.

I'm not even half-assing it at this point. I'm at like 1/16th ass, at best.

I’m sorry if I gave you the impression that I know what I'm doing.

If I can make enough
people’s days,
maybe
it will add up
to months
or years.
Maybe
it will make
a lifetime.

#poetry
#micropoetry

The journey of 1000 miles begins with singing how you'll break it into smaller 500-mile increments.

Is it weird to feel warmth and gratitude towards a community that I have never met in person? Because I feel that way in this little Beige corner of the Fediverse.

Let this spaghetti be my paint brush and this white shirt be my canvas.

Why are life lessons so hard? Why can’t some of them be soft and comforting, like a warm blanket wrapped around you on a cold day, and a hot cup of tea warming your bones?

Trainer: Welcome to our waterboarding session.
Employee: Wait, I thought this was onboarding?
Trainer: …Sure. Let’s go with that.

I changed my name slightly so now, if I boost someone, it will read “Logan 5 and 999 others boosted your post.” And how exciting is that!

When you die, all your typos pass before your eyes.