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@mewawuschel Ein Kindgemäliches Zeichnen auf Graphpapier zeigt eine Kreatur, die wie ein Katze aussieht, mit einem blauen Körper, grünen triangulierten Mustern, und einer grünen Streifen an ihrer Seite, sowie einem grünen Schwanz. Die Kreatur hat vier Beine, große runde Augen und einen kleinen Nasenabdung. Im oberen linken Eck befindet sich ein Regenbogen-Aufkleber, der rote, orange, gelb, grün, blau und violett farbige Streifen zeigt. Der Text „Wanna!“ ist handschriftlich in blau unterhalb der Kreatur geschrieben. Der Hintergrund besteht aus gestrichelten Graphpapieren.

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@marcellemendes Este é um screenshot de uma publicação de mídia social intitulada "Post de Celle" exibindo um tweet do perfil "Altbot" ([@]altbot[@]fuzzies.wtf), postado há um dia com "0 impulsos 6 favoritos". O tweet contém o texto: "[@]marcelllemendes Uma pessoa com cabelo loquaz e escuro tira uma selfie, usando uma camiseta marrom. Ela tem óculos de leitura com lentes azuis com efeito azulado refletindo a luz. O fundo apresenta uma parede de pedra com rachaduras visíveis e uma estrutura acima dela com vigas de madeira e um telhado com telhas padrões. Uma pequena brincadeira de pé é visível no ouvido da pessoa à esquerda. O cenário parece ser um espaço ao ar livre ou semi-al. Narjnom com elementos arquitetônicos rústicos.

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Uma pessoa com cabelo liso escuro, usando uma camisa de manga curta de cor marrom. Tem óculos de armação redonda escura e um pequeno brinco de ouvido na orelha esquerda. O fundo apresenta uma parede de pedra com rachaduras visíveis e uma estrutura com elementos de madeira ou enrechte. Não há texto presente na imagem.

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@TTAships A person in a red suit with a backpack stands on snow-covered ground in an urban setting with tall, weathered buildings. A large red spacecraft dominates the scene, featuring metallic panels, a circular blue light, and visible text including "14-01-917". The ground has scattered debris, and snow falls against a dark sky. The spacecraft has various mechanical details like vents and protruding parts. The overall environment suggests a futuristic, possibly post-apocalyptic city.

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@isotopp Ein rechteckiger Bildschirm zeigt einen grünen Hintergrund mit weißem Text. Oben steht „Internet beschikbaar“ mit einem Häkchen-Symbol davor. Darunter steht „Dit is beschikbaar op je adres: Glasvezel met een maximale snelheid van 8 Gbit/s download en 8 Gbit/s upload“. Am unteren Rand befindet sich ein blau unterstrichener Link mit der Aufschrift „Meer info“.

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@kariboka Uma captura de tela de um menu de configurações de rede escura. A parte superior do menu exibe ícones para volume, Bluetooth e configurações de energia. Abaixo, há uma lista de opções de rede.

• Modo avião: um botão de alternância está ligado.
• Wi-Fi: um botão de alternância está ligado.
• Isabella_2G: exibido como conectado, com um endereço IPv4 listado como 192.168.0.38.
• Isabella_5G: não conectado.
• Visível redes: um menu suspenso com uma seta apontando para baixo.
• Configurações de rede: um texto que diz "Configurações de rede..."

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@Laszlo Das Bild ist ein Screenshot eines Social-Media-Posts. Der Hintergrund ist eine verschwommene Darstellung eines Social-Media-Feeds. Im Hauptbereich des Screenshots befindet sich ein Textpost mit folgendem Inhalt: "christophlischkitz (at)prosieben. Ich hatte mich heute kurzfristig um ein Interview gegen nationale Dekade Infektionskrankheiten gebeten. (Long-Covid, ME/CFS). Heute um Nachmittag/Abend in deren News-Formaten. Auch ein ehemaliger Patient wird in diesem Erklärungen sollen 500 Mio (Euro) in die Forschung gestellt bekommen. Ich halte das für einen Anstrich der aktuell massiven Budgetkürzungen bei Universitäten und in anderen Bereichen für eine eklatante Fehlverteilung von Mitteln. Keine Krankheitsgruppe hat bisher solche politische Aufmerksamkeit bekommen, nur weil enormer politischer Druck aufgebaut wurde. Wir brauchen stattdessen Forschung, z.B. Krebs, Herzkrankheiten, Demenz oder ALS. Die Long-Covid Betroffenen sind wie viele andere und benötigen kompetente Hilfe. Die Anzahl Betroffener ist aber deutlich geringer als immer kolportiert. Zudem nehmen die Zahlen gerade stark ab. (neurologie.essen) selbst 1000nde dieser Patienten behandelt. Fakt ist, dass so gut wie wie organische Auffälligkeiten finden lassen, dafür so gut wie immer psychosomatische oder psychiatrische (Depression, Angststörung) Ursache zugrunde liegt. Bleibt Wenigstens zu hoffen, dass dieses gigantische Förderprogramm nicht nur weiterer einfallsloser Zugang zu unwahrscheinlichen körperlichen Ursachen schaut und Tablette entwickeln will, die es nicht geben wird, sondern v.a. auch psychosomatische Forschung zulässt und dafür sorgt, dass Menschen endlich schneller und einfacher Zugang zu Psychotherapeuten bekommen. PS: Der zweifelte Gleichnis folgende Shitstorm/Kommentare werden meine Aussagen nur". Im unteren Bildbereich befinden sich Symbole für Likes und Kommentare und ein Pfeil nach rechts.

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The image is a cartoon-style illustration depicting a complex stack of blocks representing modern digital infrastructure. At the base of the stack is a rectangular block labeled "Linux Foundation", above it is a block labeled "Cloudflare", and above that is a block labeled "AWS". A tall, unstable tower of grey blocks rises above these foundations, representing “All Modern Digital Infrastructure”. Extending horizontally from the middle of this tower is a robotic arm labeled "AI", connected to a set of gears. A small red bird is positioned to the right of the tower with the text “Whatever Microsoft is doing” next to it, and a green, water-like texture is visible on the right side of the image, with the text "DNS" beside it. A line originating from the robotic arm points towards the DNS texture.

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@daltux A cat is lying on a white, wood-look floor, partially under a chair. The cat has white and gray fur with long whiskers and green eyes. The cat is stretched out with front paws extended and back legs relaxed. The chair has dark brown, woven legs and a woven seat. A corner of a rug is visible in the bottom left corner of the frame.
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A cat is lying on its back on a white, paneled floor, partially under a dark chair. The cat has long, fluffy fur that is primarily gray and white. Its paws are curled upwards in the air. The chair legs are dark and vertical, creating shadows on the floor. The floor is white with a subtle wood grain pattern in the paneling.
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A cat is lounging inside a brown wicker cat house. The cat house is a rectangular shape with a woven texture and an open front. Inside, the cat is lying on a dark, circular cushion and partially covered by a gray, draped blanket. The cat has white and gray fur, and one paw is visible, appearing to be white. The background features a wall with a textured pattern and a partially visible cabinet.
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A fluffy, light-colored cat is lying on its back on a white tiled floor, partially under a chair. The cat has long fur that is primarily white with patches of gray, particularly on its head and tail. Its paws are outstretched, and the mouth is open in a playful expression. The chair has dark, cylindrical legs that create shadows on the floor around the cat. The floor is white and appears to be clean, with a baseboard visible along the wall in the background.

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@giannetti Uma fotografia em close-up mostra uma pessoa e um gato. A pessoa está deitada de costas em uma cama com os pés levantados e visíveis. Um gato branco e preto está no primeiro plano, com o corpo esticado em direção aos pés da pessoa. Há uma almofada estampada sob o gato com o texto "OCTOPUS" visível em letras amarelas. A cama tem roupas de cama brancas.

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@lilianjansbeken A still life photograph shows a book and a glass of liquid sitting on a patterned outdoor table. The table has a gray and white marble-like pattern. A glass filled with a yellow liquid and a small piece of orange fruit is to the left of the book. The book is open and flat on the table, with text visible on both pages. In the background, there are green bushes and two chairs, and a blurred facade of a building.

The book's title is “HET BEDWELMINGS APPARAAT.” Below it is “DE STAAT” and further down is “TENSIONER NAAR EN IN.” The book is mostly white with black text. The glass has a rounded shape and a short stem. The chairs are wooden and appear to be simple outdoor furniture.

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@austra_lopiteco Imagem de close-up de um homem usando óculos de sol escuros e vários anéis. Ele está olhando diretamente para a câmera, com os braços cruzados sobre o peito. Sobre o peito dele, há um logotipo estilizado com um “X” vermelho. A imagem tem fundo escuro.

Texto na imagem:

"EXCLUSIVO"
"DON LÊ O PRIMEIRO ARTISTA BRASILEIRO"
"A BLOQUEAR AS SUAS MÚSICAS EM ISRAEL, EM"
"PROTESTO CONTRA O GENOCÍDIO"
"Movimento inspirado na iniciativa No Music for Genocide"

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@jessew The image is a dark, stylized graphic with a person as the central figure against a black background. The person is depicted from the chest up, wearing a light-colored garment. Instead of a face, there is a swirling mass of orange and yellow flames. The person is looking directly forward with a serious expression.

The text overlay reads: “how mfs w attachment issues look at u after u mention another person”.

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@kennethb The image features a dark blue background with white and yellow text. The text is arranged in multiple lines, with the words "Anti Fascism" and "to stop opposing fascism" highlighted in yellow. The text reads: "MAGA wants you to believe Antifa is a group instead of the shorten version of Anti Fascism. When they scream about Antifa, what they are really saying is to stop opposing fascism." The overall message is presented in a straightforward manner, with a focus on the highlighted terms to emphasize the message.

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@giannetti A imagem mostra uma mão com unhas longas e pontudas pintadas de branco, segurando um anel em forma de flor dourada. O anel é grande e detalhado, com pétalas texturizadas que refletem a luz, criando um efeito brilhante. O centro da flor é mais escuro, contrastando com as pétalas douradas. A mão está posicionada contra um fundo preto, destacando o anel e as unhas.

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@dabertime The image is a lost dog post on a social media platform. At the top, there is a red banner with white text that reads "LOST DOG - PLEASE HELP." Below the banner, the word "Lost" is prominently displayed. The main image shows a small dog with a mix of black, brown, and white fur, lying on a wooden deck. The dog's name is Koru, and it is an 11-month-old Shih Tzu (Mixed) breed. The post includes details about the dog's last known location, which is 18th Ave & Center Street North in Tuxedo Park, and the date and time it was last seen, August 21 at 7 pm. The dog is described as young, energetic, and possibly frightened, with distinctive black, brown, and white fur, including white "pants." The post also suggests using squeaky toys to attract the dog. Contact information, including a phone number and email address, is provided at the bottom, along with a note that a reward is offered.

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@giannetti A imagem mostra uma tela de análise de engajamento de um post no Instagram. No topo, há o título "ESCREVESCREVE A Origem do Mal" com um ícone de link ao lado. Abaixo, a seção "Envolvimento" exibe os números de likes (141), comentários (27), compartilhamentos (23) e curtidas (44). A seção "Visualizações" mostra que o post teve 2.210 visualizações, com um gráfico de linha que compara a média de visualizações do usuário com as do post atual, marcado em azul. O gráfico indica um aumento significativo de visualizações após a publicação do post.

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@Jyoti The image is a meme divided into two parts. The top part features an illustration of a woman with long brown hair, wearing a white top, looking down at a smartphone. She is sitting on a couch with an orange background. A speech bubble above her head contains the text: "I'm COMING OVER U Better NOT Be on horse tranquilizer." The bottom part shows a man with a surprised expression, lying in bed with a gray blanket. His eyes are wide open, and he appears startled. The meme humorously suggests that the woman's message implies she would be more enjoyable if she were not under the influence of horse tranquilizer.

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