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The video opens with a cartoon image of Asuka from Neon Genesis Evangelion over a blue sky and clouds. White text with a black border reads, "Welcome to Asuka's lab," with "Asuka's" in red. The audio is a jazzy tune. The video cuts to a room that is very cluttered with items and trash on the floor, with Asuka superimposed over the scene. Text reads, "Today in Asuka's lab: HOW TO MAKE METH!" The scene cuts to Asuka superimposed over a store shelf with many cleaning products. Text reads, "Muriatic Acid: can be found in hardware stores!" The scene cuts to a car engine with Asuka superimposed over it. Text reads, "Diethyl Ether can be obtained from engine starting fluid." The scene cuts to Asuka superimposed over the aisle of a supermarket, with text that reads, "this could be found at SUPERMARKETS!! look for the ones that say "high ethyl ether content"!" The scene cuts to Asuka's face, who seems surprised, with text that reads, "the next ingredient is EPHEDRINE!" The scene cuts to Asuka shrugging in front of an image of pills in baggies, with text that reads, "you may be wondering How would I get this?" The scene cuts to Asuka in front of three pill bottles with pills spilled onto the ground. Text reads, "most people prefer to work with pills to get the pfed BUT MAKE SURE IT'S PURE (otherwise it'll fuck up the molar ratio leaving u with over/under-reduced shit)!" The scene cuts to a still from the show Breaking Bad of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman in a lab, with Asuka superimposed over the scene, with text that reads, "LIST OF EQUIPMENT!!! >a glass eyedropper >3 small glass bottles >a pyrex dish >a glass quart jar >sharp scissors >clean rubber gloves >coffee filters >a measuring cup >measuring spoons." The scene cuts to Asuka with a warning sign. Text reads, "WARNING!!!!!!! Ethyl Ether is very flammable as well as causing respiratory collapse if you inhale too much." The scene cuts to Asuka looking excited, with text that reads, "NOW ITS TIME FOR THE FUN PART!!" The scene cuts to Asuka in front of a kitchen counter with a small glass bottle in front of her. Text reads, "take a small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until its HALF FULL then fill the rest with water cap the bottle and shake for 5 mins." The scene cuts to Asuka in front of a lab table. Text reads, "tap the side to try and seperate the clear upper (ether) layer with the eyedropper and throw away the lower (water) layer (repeat these steps until you have 1.5 oz of ether then put in freezer)." The scene cuts to Asuka in a kitchen with a counter. Text reads, "pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate (repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy)." The scene cuts to Asuka looking confused with text that reads, "b-b-but why do we even do this??" A nerd emoji appears next to her. The scene cuts to Asuka in front of a lab with water pouring. Text reads, "we do it to get rid of any water-soluble impurities!!! (for 3 oz. bottles these steps should only take 3 repetitions)." The scene cuts to Asuka with dry ice. Text reads, "now fill the bottle the rest of the way with ethyl ether. cap the bottle and agitate for about 8 mins then tap the bottle so the middle layer is as thin as possible." The scene cuts to Asuka with a chemical drawing. Text reads, "remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper then place the removed ether into a third bottle!" The scene cuts to Asuka in front of an RV with Walter White and Jesse Pinkman sitting in chairs. Text reads, "now add enough water to fill it half-way and add about 5 drops of muriatic acid then shake the bottle for 2 minutes! when it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away now you have a water-soluble salt!!!" The scene cuts to Asuka with a Pyrex dish. Text reads, "now you can evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat you can use a stove, microwave, or water heater I suggest microwaving it around 5-10 seconds at a time if it starts "popping" that means you have too little liquid left to microwave!" The scene cuts to Asuka in a school uniform. Text reads, "CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE METH." The scene cuts to a group photo of the cast of Neon Genesis Evangelion and Breaking Bad. Text reads, "Thanks for watching :3."
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