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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 18-Jan-2026 14:13:31 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Lexi
@lexi@lea.pet hi

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 20:34:10 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud lubing myself up real good with my sodiboo branded oil bottle

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 19:18:35 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

sodi oil

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 19:18:20 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- Abby
@thegail@possum.city you're getting euthanized tomorrow

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 19:18:17 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city get in the cage we're going to the vet

i mean to the park

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 19:17:50 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@nyxt@fedi.ip-logger.com he's actually also a metaphor for segregation

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:52:11 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@nyxt@fedi.ip-logger.com it's horribly written though 😭

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:51:53 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city we can do this
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:47:16 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city i'm going in raw no rubber

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:46:11 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

ending it all tomorrow

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  @thegail@possum.city wow okay rizzler you kiss any girls with that smooth tongue of yours? :lipbite: RE: @jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com yeah well you can never have enough jesse in your life, this applies to all jess(i)es RE: ...
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:45:57 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city wow okay rizzler

you kiss any girls with that smooth tongue of yours? :lipbite:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:41:56 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city i wrote that like three years ago it's not very good

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:41:39 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city they also did that with bunnies but bunnies actually just explode if they get hit by a bullet bigger than their whole head

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:41:18 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city i'm touching you

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:41:15 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city pull up :lipbite:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:41:12 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@nyxt.dev@bsky.brid.gy this isn't even well written why do people seem to like this 😭

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:41:03 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

bitches love me for my analysis of monsters vs aliens (2009) for some reason

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 18:38:29 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@nyxt.dev@bsky.brid.gy hello

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 16:47:58 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@thegail@possum.city WHAT

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 16:38:34 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

exploding deers into fine mist with armor-piercing explosive ammunition prank (gone wrong) (18+) (gone sexual)

RE: https://mk.cpluspatch.com/notes/ahkubwmdzk9500dx
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  my colonists are casually hunting deers with anti-material rifles

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Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i’ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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