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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 03:09:11 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- nini
@nini@rivals.space
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 03:07:47 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- nini
@nini@rivals.space YOU POOPED ON THE CAT

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 03:06:57 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

i cheated on you

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 02:22:01 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- nini
@nini@rivals.space nous les boomers on se souvient de cyprien

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 23:12:39 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

started playing modded minecraft with a friend and immediately got turned off the whole thing because of server crashes and general instability

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 23:12:37 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- :bun: Stellar (not lewd)
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be no create

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 20:19:47 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- chjara again again again surely this time
@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz you are weak

In conversation about 19 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 20:18:40 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

i have decided i will no longer be thirsting

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:57:55 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@_r@donotsta.re i need more money

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:57:46 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

MY SPOON IS LEVITATING

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:47:13 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@_r@donotsta.re when you only eat one a day it's still expensive but less

i only eat one a day

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:46:48 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@_r@donotsta.re autism

that or it's junk that can't sustain me for long

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:43:53 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@_r@donotsta.re they all involve eating out so at least 7 euros

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:43:14 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- Abby
@thegail@possum.city i win

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:38:58 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- Abby
@thegail@possum.city @l@lea.pet you WISH babybun

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:37:48 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Abby
@l@lea.pet @thegail@possum.city my balls are made of solid steel

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:37:00 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- :bun: Stellar (not lewd)
- Abby
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be @thegail@possum.city @l@lea.pet no

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:35:31 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Abby
@l@lea.pet @thegail@possum.city pull up and i can try

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:35:14 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Abby
@l@lea.pet @thegail@possum.city WRONG

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 19:35:11 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- Abby
@thegail@possum.city @l@lea.pet you are NOT fat you are DELUSIONAL

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Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i’ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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