Notices by Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)

he kinda look like @jjj333_p@brain.worm.pink

fedi mfs be like:

hey guys I had this tiny problem so I reverse engineered the entire microcode of an i7-13900K

turns out the problem was caused by the CPU microcode making the binaries look like small ASCII art sausages because it fixed a bug from 1996

to fix this I just designed a new CPU from scratch and soldered it all together and now I can run the original Nintendo 64 copy of super mario 64 on original hardware

OH SHIT MY OLIVES LEAKED

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be hewwooooo

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be hi hi puni!!

test

@mira@florp.social good

@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be @mira@florp.social you'd be surprised how potent my rizz is

@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be @mira@florp.social not to be confused with the "potent jungle seed"

zenless zone zero made it so that you can't see the characters' underwear anymore

redditors are obviously enraged

i'm queerin' out i'm queerin' out i'm queerin' out i'm queerin' out

@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be NEVER

statistics life hack: you can just remove the data points that look weird in order to validate your hypothesis

what if jesus was back and he was a furry femboy (courtesy ofu/AutisticFun01)

@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social is that a real thing?? i thought it was just in american TV series

not sure about that altbot but you go girl

RE: https://mk.cpluspatch.com/notes/a1ekg8nscrqy0083

if you post a black and white picture of someone and mention their age in the post, everyone immediately assumes they died

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be read the post again

@lea@lea.pet backup roulette:

- you used filesystem snapshots as backup
- you didn't check the backups worked
- you didn't automate the backups
- "there's nothing i care about" (there were things you care about)
- you forgot the backup decryption key
- "i'll do it later" (did not do it later)
- you backed up the wrong thing
- your backups are corrupted
- you deleted the backups to save space

@hypha@cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st WATER SHUT-OFF COCK??