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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 21:40:53 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@nex@fedi.transgender.ing so this is the 9/11 you've been keeping from us

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 21:06:36 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Lea
@lea@lea.pet i want to but also eating is one of the few things that can bring me a shred of joy and i don't really want to get rid of that

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 21:06:35 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@lea@lea.pet though it's only eating because i like eating and not for sustenance

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 21:02:02 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- :bun: Stellar (not lewd)
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be oh come on

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 21:01:30 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

lea gets it

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 13:34:41 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@nyxt.dev@bsky.brid.gy my bad

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 11:07:56 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be no!!

i am needed on the battlefield

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 10:38:15 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- :bun: Stellar (not lewd)
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be fuck...

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 20:03:05 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

MOM I'M IN A FEDI POST

RE: https://lea.pet/notes/agh6uhdauj
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 19:53:59 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

i fucked up the seat arrangement so now i get to sit on the floor of a TGV for the next three hours :overjoyed:
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 19:42:46 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- April #fckafd
@april@donotsta.re @kookie@toot.cat the hospital really really wanted to lock me up too

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 19:41:31 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- April #fckafd
@april@donotsta.re @kookie@toot.cat :disintegrate:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 19:38:39 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

my wallet has like 5 different cards inside and none of them have the correct gender or name lol

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 19:32:38 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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currently in the paris metro under the Notre-Dame cathedral

i'm going to Gare de Lyon

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 19:32:30 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

bielefeld isn't real, am i right fellow germans

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 19:29:48 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@kookie@toot.cat taught me a few old german memes last year at FOSDEM and i remember this one

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 19:28:26 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

ALARM!!!!

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 18:59:38 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

i'm traveling on my own like a grown-up

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 18:54:26 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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before that i had fedi.cpluspatch.com and social.cpluspatch.com

and before that i was on akko.saturno.black (rip) and before that on social.linux.pizza
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 18:53:40 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

wow this instance is fucking ancient
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Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i’ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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