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Notices by Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)

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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 07:27:08 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    i'm entering slothful mode

    In conversation about 14 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 07:11:42 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    one day they woke me up so i could live forever

    In conversation about 14 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 03:15:47 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    uh is my skin supposed to be orange

    In conversation about 18 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 02:48:56 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    family guy writers when they have to insert an entire conway twitty music video in an episode because they're bored

    In conversation about 18 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 02:38:09 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
    in reply to

    the before/after is crazy

    In conversation about 18 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink

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    1. https://mk-cdn.cpluspatch.com/uploads/1ac4794d-da77-449b-8a9a-ee89b94f1856.webp
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 02:36:57 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    oh my god this lint remover is magic this feels like a new set of covers

    In conversation about 19 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 02:30:59 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON THE BIG GIANT ROTATING BLADE MACHINE OF DEATH WHILE CLEANING THE MANY SHARP BLADES OH NO

    In conversation about 19 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 02:30:58 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
    in reply to

    this is even worse than when i accidentally nicked the underside of my wrist with a box cutter while trying to cut something

    like yesterday ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    In conversation about 19 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 02:14:58 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
    in reply to

    it blew up but we are back now

    In conversation about 19 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 01:48:34 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    infra update time bye

    In conversation about 19 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 01:48:27 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    @nyxt.dev@bsky.brid.gy it's still there you can just set it to any key in your DE's settings

    mine is right control

    In conversation about 19 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 01:28:21 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    who is saying this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    RE: https://disabled.social/users/A11yAwareness/statuses/115622341289077113

    In conversation about 20 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink

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    1. No result found on File_thumbnail lookup.
      Accessibility Awareness (@A11yAwareness@disabled.social)
      from Accessibility Awareness
      Some are suggesting you deliberately write inaccurate or confusing alt text, because they say this confuses AI scrapers that are analyzing images. The purpose of alt text is to help people who cannot see the image. Deliberately misrepresenting the image is a gross misuse of alt text. Don't do it.
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 01:22:18 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    jesse codebases video essay

    In conversation about 20 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink

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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 01:20:02 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS NETWORKING

    In conversation about 20 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 01:20:00 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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    I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE

    In conversation about 20 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 01:19:59 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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    WHY IS THIS FUCKASS COMPUTER NOT WORKING

    STOP FREEZING

    In conversation about 20 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 00:42:48 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    @nyx@fed.ip-logger.com no i'm gonna be running a full datacenter out here

    In conversation about 20 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 00:39:33 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    LONG WRENCH JUMPSCARE

    In conversation about 20 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 00:39:03 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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    yeah chjara

    In conversation about 20 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink
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    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 29-Nov-2025 00:37:11 JST Jesse 🇫🇷 Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    all my issues are solved

    In conversation about 21 hours ago from mk.cpluspatch.com permalink

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    Jesse 🇫🇷

    Jesse ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

    Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted ๐Ÿ’”" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you iโ€™ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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