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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:28:52 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- Amber
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social what's that

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:16:08 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@l@lea.pet im a fucking chud

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:15:48 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@l@lea.pet yeah i was wrong

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:13:51 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

bed

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:11:00 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

:mesmer_dance:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:10:44 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

:neocat_flop:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:09:28 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

im

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:03:12 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Amber
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social oh that counts then okay yippee

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 00:01:44 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Amber
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social aw

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 23:58:12 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

amber can you put bleach in my food

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 23:57:42 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@4censord@unfug.social @l@lea.pet the owner of that dumpster is gonna have a bad day but i wont

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 23:56:44 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@l@lea.pet wait what

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 23:55:28 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@l@lea.pet it's saturday

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 23:55:05 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

lea

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 23:53:48 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@l@lea.pet cant you just throw it outside in someone's dumpster and let it be their problem

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 23:16:23 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- Cuteroll, shark aficionado
@ctrl@alico.nexus i'm throwing you in the paper shredder

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 22:50:24 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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fucking destroyed her

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 22:15:23 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

ragebaiting lisa rn

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 21:37:47 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- Cuteroll, shark aficionado
@ctrl@alico.nexus nope

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 21:34:07 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

imagine if smegma grew in your urethra and you could cultivate it and make a kind of smegma butter from it

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Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i’ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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