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Notices by Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com), page 2

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 06:07:45 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- pringles thigh highs
@kirakira@furry.engineer I AM GOING TO KILL

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 05:59:57 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

BUSH DID X11

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mcc (mcc@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 05:35:27 JST mcc
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Update: No!! No the above is wrong!!! Checking "your contacts - anyone" did nothing!! Nothing at all!! I got a critically important phone call from my doctor four minutes ago and the phone did not ring!! There is literally nothing I can do to make my phone ring when I get a phone call!! My smartphone can do anything at all EXCEPT receive phone calls!!!

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 04:58:41 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

jebediah kerman is a DEI hire

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 03:34:22 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

truth...
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 23:50:44 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- foolish olivia :olivia_flag:
@ghostlyash@transfem.social she is LITERALLY me

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 23:47:59 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!

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  foolish olivia :olivia_flag: (@ghostlyash)
  
  CW: selfie, no eye contact (📎1)
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 23:29:59 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud sodi jesse marriage??

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 23:27:29 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

the first time i had a crashout this huge, i ended up in hospital for a month

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  Jesse 🇫🇷 :versia: (@jessew)
  
  having a legendary crashout
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 23:24:10 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

having a legendary crashout

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 23:24:00 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

i'm crashing out

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 20:18:02 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@meowing@kitsunes.club @snaki@florp.social GOTTEM

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 20:17:49 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

In Jesse civilization, you either go for the safe testicle car battery, or you do the one block homework jump

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 19:54:11 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

I'm in an abusive relationship with Nix

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 19:54:05 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@snaki@florp.social I love Nix

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 19:53:55 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@snaki@florp.social uh-huh they sure seem to love using it like one

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 19:47:30 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@snaki@florp.social using programming languages for config is a sin

Fuck you Nix

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 19:46:21 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@snaki@florp.social does it edit my code as well

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 19:45:16 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@snaki@florp.social this is what I say when people ask me why I use vscode

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 19:40:06 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@rail_@bark.lgbt j'allais dire "on peut faire plus efficace que la guillotine quand même" et puis je me suis souvenue que les derniers mecs qui ont essayé d'industrialiser le meutre étaient pas très reglos

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Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i’ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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