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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 16:38:34 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

exploding deers into fine mist with armor-piercing explosive ammunition prank (gone wrong) (18+) (gone sexual)

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  my colonists are casually hunting deers with anti-material rifles
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 16:33:43 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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- Abby
@thegail@possum.city you're also made of material

watch out

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 04:37:57 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

my colonists are casually hunting deers with anti-material rifles

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 01:24:49 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

welcome to my labububoratory

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Friday, 16-Jan-2026 10:09:04 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

throwing 7222e800 into a wood chipper :overjoyed:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Friday, 16-Jan-2026 09:52:58 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

sophari is cool

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 23:50:04 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

check out my website

https://capitalone.web-safe.link/0eqf99_redeem_gift.vbs
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 22:57:17 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- :bun: Stellar (not lewd)
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be sleep doesn't fix it

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 22:54:08 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

how am i so tired

i think it was better even when i was anemic

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 21:17:36 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

the smoke alarm out of battery sound gives me Hulk-level rage

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 21:14:09 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Lea
@lea@lea.pet mine says "i'm not a scraper" for that reason

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 17:38:30 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

incredible woman

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 17:19:06 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

THEY ADDED TRAINS TO RIMWORLD
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 15:55:04 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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the last time i was fine for a whole week was at least six months ago

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 15:53:39 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

can i get a week without something hurting or being broken

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 15:44:25 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

i look nice today i think

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 14:38:21 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

this chocolate cake is so good i could die

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 03:39:46 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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well only with people i care about anyway

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 03:09:26 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

me me me me me me me me

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  nice argument. however have you considered: *starts sobbing uncontrollably* im sorry im sorry im soyrry do yuo hate me
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:33:06 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@abbythequeerious@fed.ip-logger.com :spongesad:

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Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i’ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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