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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:33:06 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@abbythequeerious@fed.ip-logger.com :spongesad:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:22:10 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@nyxt@fedi.ip-logger.com hi nyx :neobot_dog_wag:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:21:25 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

I'M FREEEEEEE

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:16:02 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- :bun: Stellar (not lewd)
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be :wehsbian:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:14:26 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

ANDROID STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:11:36 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@abbythequeerious@fed.ip-logger.com MY POOR BALLS

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:11:29 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@abbythequeerious@fed.ip-logger.com @kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net well yeah it's the internet

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:10:21 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

wtf i actually locked in

i'm out

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  SIX SEVEN SPOTTED IN EXAM HALL (📎1)
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 23:03:31 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

my brain is BEGGING me to take the bait and reply to that post but it would be a bad idea

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 22:01:15 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

SIX SEVEN SPOTTED IN EXAM HALL
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 21:10:31 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net no it's fedi I'd get blocked from like half of the network

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:59:07 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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OH NO OH NO HELP

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:58:25 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net if i reply to that message they're gonna be swarming all over me like flies

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:57:54 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
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@lea@lea.pet android studio counts as self-harm

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:57:32 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@abbythequeerious@fed.ip-logger.com i'm booby trapping that shit

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:55:46 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@abbythequeerious@fed.ip-logger.com I'm rigging landmines near my house rn

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:51:33 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

OH NO I ATTRACTED THE CHUD SIDE OF FEDI

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:23:05 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@makuru@mastodon.catgirl.cloud oh shit i accidentally summoner godwin's law

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:22:43 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

OH NO I JUST GODWIN'S LAW'D MYSELF

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  ermmm actually if you're in the military you're 124% Hitler RE: can we kill everyone who tries to bring unemployed internet discourse in real life "we're banning you because you're in the military" sounds like satire how is this real 😭 RN: ...
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 20:21:53 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- chjara again again again surely this time
@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz who am i to judge other people's lives, i have no clue what's going on for them

you could be working for Lockheed Martin and i wouldn't really care, i'm not the morality police and i don't want to be

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Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i’ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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