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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 19:18:29 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

how it feels to finally do that thing you've been putting off for weeks
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 19:17:40 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
in reply to
- :bun: Stellar (not lewd)
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be bwaaa!!

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 18:56:19 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
in reply to
- Nyx
@me@sharkey.everypizza.im wait I just remember I stole your shitpost 😭😭

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 18:51:46 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

bwaaaa

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 18:51:23 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

im so soft :neocat_pleading:

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 09:37:18 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

bye

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 09:29:11 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

i'm so fly, mfs call me the UFO

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 09:10:22 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
in reply to
- Lea
- kimapr
@kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net @lea@lea.pet oh hell yeah

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 08:47:50 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

best british "humor"
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 08:42:32 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

i love this meme format so much
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 08:36:32 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

how do i tell linkedin i'm not paying for a job search site 💔
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 08:19:29 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Lea
@lea@lea.pet you can have this

15 year old jesse found it hilarious, and i found it again a few days ago
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 08:13:26 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- Lea
@lea@lea.pet what the hell

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 08:11:41 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
in reply to
- bunbun
@brainlessbitch@brainless.social buy a very large vacuum cleaner and suck everything you find annoying to clean

problem solved

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 07:52:38 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
in reply to
- sodiboo
- nex
@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud @nex@fedi.transgender.ing how are you even more online than me

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 07:52:02 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

@_r@donotsta.re one child a day keeps the brats away

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 07:51:51 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
in reply to
- nex
@nex@fedi.transgender.ing bitch

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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 07:38:19 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

this is the funniest shit i've ever seen
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 07:29:33 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

it's not that funny bro 💔
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Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 07:24:31 JST Jesse 🇫🇷
- jeremiah
- doskel
@mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org @doskel@masto.doskel.net @jeremiah@tldr.nettime.org @gotosocial@gts.superseriousbusiness.org the doskel car instance is one of the single greatest events in hacking history

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Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"you're a genius, Jesse" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - Alice"french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"quality posts about people saying insane shit" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i’ll fucking" - @shroomie@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.

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