Notices by Darren (djdarren@mendeddrum.org)

High energy trance sung by a pretty lady? Denmark is ticking a number of my boxes. #Eurovision

Fair play to Czechia for letting Cillian Murphy have a crack at their #Eurovision entry.

I'm very much enjoying this one. The staging is wonderful.

Also, enjoyable callback to one of my favourite #Eurovision songs from France Gall.

Always appreciate a quick costume change. #Eurovision

Gonna go for a piss now. #Eurovision

Back from pissing. Did I miss anything? #Eurovision

Last year Germany failed to get anywhere with their metal entry, so this year they're trying their other form of music: hi-nrg Euro-pop. And I'm here for it. #Eurovision

Nice to see they're giving honest musical positions to hardworking Vulcans. #Eurovision

Won't lie though, I want to use those speakers to blast communist anthems across the land. #Eurovision

Chad Kroeger has taken time out from being a Professional Canadian to learn Serbian. #Eurovision

Is Serbia's going to do anything. #Eurovision

...he typed, as it did something... #Eurovision

SPIKEY BOOBIES #Eurovision

Finland can't help being metal as fuck, even when they're not serving metal. #Eurovision

God, I enjoyed that. For a number of reasons. #Eurovision

#Eurovision Mastodon appears to be united in its entirely artistic enjoyment of Finland.

It was good of them to contact Jim Steinman via an ouija board to get some notes on how to write a song. #Eurovision

Can't decide whether Greece is channeling Nana Mouskouri or Edna Mode with her specs. #Eurovision

I do like the track though. Invigorating stuff. #Eurovision

Under other circumstances I'd very much enjoy Lithuania's entry. The vocal sounds lifeless here, so I might crank it up on Apple Music through The Good Headphones. #Eurovision