Notices by Darren (djdarren@mendeddrum.org), page 2

STRAP IN FOR MALTA, LADS #Eurovision

My nan was Maltese, so in the style of an American I will be celebrating my 1/8 Maltese heritage and very much want this to win. #Eurovision

If Malta wins, I kinda want to try and get tickets for the final in my (1/8) familial home. #Eurovision

Georgia laying solid groundwork for the submission of the next Bond theme. #Eurovision

This poor lass is going to be wiping that glitter off for months. #Eurovision

Finish your drink if you had "France will sing in French" on your bingo card. #Eurovision

I joke, but I'm imagining the outrage from the British press if we submitted an entry in anything other than English. #Eurovision

#Eurovision Semi Final 2 is GO!

Solid Aussie accents there from Scott and Rylan. #Eurovision

It's good of Australia to ensure that no one has to uphold the rules that the competition has to be held in a European country if they win. #Eurovision

YUM YUM

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Nigel Farage feels a disturbance in the force.

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Montenegro's outfit looks cosy, if a little unwieldy.

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Ireland's entry is great and the singer is adorable, but fuck me, it's mental.

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DJ Elijah Wood on the ones and twos there.

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My lovely dog flying in the ... sky

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Latvia is peak #Eurovision

Those tails were concerning. #Eurovision

Parg has a lucky ring, apparently. #Eurovision

I don't know what I think of Armenia's entry. On the surface it's got a good vibe, but it just doesn't really seem to do anything interesting. #Eurovision