Notices by Darren (djdarren@mendeddrum.org), page 3

I could sing Austria's song, I just choose not to on religious grounds. #Eurovision

Also, I pay for a colour TV licence, so am feeling cheated by the performance. #Eurovision

I've heard our entry once, and my initial reaction at the time is that it was steaming dog shit. As is tradition. #Eurovision

"What genre is the UK entry?"

"Yes"

#Eurovision

I quite like Slovenia, but not enough to back it for a winner. #Eurovision

#Eurovision Semi Final 1 is go!

Off the top of my head I can only think of one Swiss musical act: Yello. #Eurovision

All this needs to be more Swiss is an enormous Toblerone. Like you get in an airport.

#Eurovision

Every time anyone mentions that this is the 69th #Eurovision, I mutter a quiet "nice"

There’s only a tiny chance of Spain surpassing their entry from last year. #Eurovision

Is this Jedward? #Eurovision

“They’re singing in Icelandic 😭” #Eurovision

Oh, and how are they turning the big rectangle into a display? It’s bloody clever. #Eurovision

This young lady’s outfit did not look particularly suitable for such cold conditions. #Eurovision

I’m not predicting massive success for Poland. None of it is very distinct. #Eurovision

Ethnic Sparks. #Eurovision

Do Estonia not want to run the risk of having to host #Eurovision next year?

John Green singing in Portuguese. Fair play. #Eurovision

That was an ill advised moustache, Estonia. #Eurovision

The lad from Estonia was Too Damn Bendy. #Eurovision