Notices by Darren (djdarren@mendeddrum.org), page 4

That was an ill advised moustache, Estonia. #Eurovision

The lad from Estonia was Too Damn Bendy. #Eurovision

CHRIST, every school disco just rushed before my eyes. #Eurovision

Red Sebastian coming on #Eurovision, stuffing his glorious communist revolution down our throats.

It’s ok, but it’s no Y Viva Espana. And where’s Jason Momoa in arseless leather shorts? #Eurovision

This staging is confusing. As are the lyrics. #Eurovision

Well, this just gave me whiplash.

And that suit is Very. #Eurovision

Nice to see Finland keeping it subtle again. #Eurovision

Big fan of the 70s costume design, and somehow making everything hazy like TV was back then.

Not sure about the actual song though… #Eurovision

I enjoyed that too. Lovely stuff. #Eurovision

San Marino would be like us sending Fatboy Slim. #Eurovision

Was Portugal’s track written by Lennon or McCartney? #Eurovision

I think the biggest trouble I have with #Eurovision is getting past the feeling that some of the performers are almost certainly the kind of people who would take a loud video call in a cinema.

Another raging commie. #Eurovision

I for one am receptive to ComRed Sebastian’s message. #Eurovision

Yeah, I enjoyed that. #Eurovision

I can see Albania doing quite well. #Eurovision

If you ever wondered what Marc Bolan would look like singing for The Beatles. #Eurovision

Croatia is this year’s Bambie Thug. Disconcertingly enjoyable. #Eurovision

Is this Tim Westwood reppin’ for San Marino? #Eurovision