Notices by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel (maj1@beige.party)

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

“It was amazing, this mystic business. You tell them a lie, and then when you don’t need it anymore you tell them another lie and tell them they’re progressing along the road to wisdom. Then instead of laughing they follow you even more, hoping that at the heart of all the lies they’ll find the truth. And bit by bit they accept the unacceptable. Amazing.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Well I’m off to read my book it’s too late to start gaming now!

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Sometimes I feel that I should have been a wizard - possibly a struggling one like Rincewind but nevertheless :-

“The wizards shuddered. They weren’t against the outdoors, it was simply their place in it they objected to.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

I’m off to read my book, catch you folks to make the very most of the last day of the year!

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Given the givens I feel adopting Didactylos’s hypothesis might be the way forward!

“The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as ‘Things just happen. What the hell.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Right off to read my book! Catch you folks tomorrow, possibly, there is talk of another clearing session at my late MiLs house - I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be going.

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Is it Saturday already!

It’s cold & grey but dry here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire.

The only plan today is to get some decent sittin & sippin in with the odd movie thrown in.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

As someone who has fallen from a variety of heights & mostly got away with it I totally agree with Rincewind - on the few occasions when I haven’t it’s been the ground that did the damage, not the heights!

“I’m not going to ride on a magic carpet!’ he hissed. ‘I’m afraid of grounds!’ ‘You mean heights,’ said Conina. ‘And stop being silly.’ ‘I know what I mean! It’s the grounds that kill you!”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

Right off to see some more wonders of the universe with Prof Brian Cox - I do like the way he explains things!

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I wish my morning porridge was this exciting! :-

“Egg, please,' said Mort. He'd never plucked up the courage to try Albert's porridge, which led a private life of its own in the depths of its saucepan and ate spoons.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

Right off to read my book, I’ll catch you fab folk on the other side!

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Tonight’s quote is in honor of all my friends who live in the round world equivalent of XXXX, who are wizards in their own right when they weave their magic to make me laugh & feel a part of their world!

“On the fabled hidden continent of Xxxx, somewhere near the rim, there is a lost colony of wizards who wear corks around their pointy hats and live on nothing but prawns. There, the light is still wild and fresh as it rolls in from space, and they surf on the boiling interface between night and day.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

Right off to read my book, this lurgy is draining my energy still.

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday has dragged itself out of bed & is now slumped on the couch sipping coffee!

It's an overcast day here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire with nothing much to recommend it. Around 9ºC now & only getting up to about 12º later!

Plans for today - chill out after yesterdays excursion, I did enjoy the meal & time with my family but the drive & just peopling takes its toll.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today !

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

It's Wednesday so we're 1/2 way there, where 'there' is is anyone's guess!

My body is awake but my brain is currently hiding behind the furniture!

Plans - TBD once my brain decides to come out to play!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Well the pain killers did their job for most of the day & I was comfortable enough if I stayed still.
Then I had an afternoon coffee & a chocolate cookie & they are fighting back something rotten now!
Tonight's quote seems especially appropriate! :-

"He sagged to his knees. He ached all over. It wasn't just that his brain was writing cheques that his body couldn't cash. It had gone beyond that. Now his feet were borrowing money that his legs hadn't got, and his back muscles were looking for loose change under the sofa cushions.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

Right off to bed, I'll hopefully see you most excellent folk on the morrow!

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Wednesday has got its results back & discovered it's right in the centre of the bell curve!
A pretty average start to the day for October, the sun is out there somewhere but looks like it's having a duvet day! The forecast is for sunny spells & a high of 14ºC.

No real plans for today, let's see what the day brings.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday pushed its way past Sunday & brazenly demanded coffee, a good book & breakfast - not necessarily in that order!

Looking like a nice day today with a promised high of 19ºC!

No real plan for today, will crack on with the chores once I've finished my coffee & see where the day goes from there.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

One of the great unanswered questions, & indeed for most people unasked questions, of our time is just what do the 4 horsemen of legend tuck into to set themselves up for a good days apocalypsing?
Thankfully, due to some extensive research in L-Space, I can provide the following edification :-

"War pulled a large paper-wrapped package out of his saddlebag. “We’ve got . . . let’s see now . . . Egg and Cress, Chicken Tikka, and Mature Cheese with Crunchy Pickle, I think.” THEY DO SUCH MARVELOUS THINGS WITH SANDWICHES THESE DAYS. “Oh . . . and Bacon Surprise.” REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON? “I don’t know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig.”
― Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Having tucked into pizza for tea I feel I’m now fully prepared to visit a little apocalypsing to the baddies in Night City!

Catch you lovely folk one the other side!

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday has blown in like a crazed sparrow in the teeth of a gale.

The weather is grey & uniformly 'orrible here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire & is set to be wet & windy all day.
It's not very warm today, 18º inside & a max of 15º forecast for outside!

So plans for today, chores & then I'm not sure, we shall see what the day brings.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday came bouncing in like an over eager puppy chasing a ball!

It's a sunny start in deepest, darkest Yorkshire with some showers in the forecast for later. Temps topping out at mild 18ºC today.

No real plans for today, we shall see what the day brings.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday has crawled in bleary eyed & complaining about driven out of bed.

Well in theory we have the washing machine guy coming today so I’ve taken some pain killers so we can move stuff around in the garage to give him access.

No other plans for today so we will see what transpires.

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

To those who would blow up hospitals, to those who would be king in a country where kings were banished, to those who stand by & provide succor to those committing genocide, you would do well remember this:-

“History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it. History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It's been around a long time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

To my Peeps, wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Friday has bounded in, but seems disappointed that its enthusiasm isn’t shared.
Last seen wandering off in search of coffee muttering about how the weekend gets a far better reception!

Tired this morning despite a decent chunk of sleep.

In theory Steve the washing machine man will be over later today to replace the dodgy pipe, time will tell!

Other than that I have no plans for the da, I will see what the day brings.

But first … Coffee!!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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@dgar @weirdfolks I notice you make that joke from the safety of the southern hemisphere!

(😜)

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Tonight’s quote strikes a distinct chord at the moment, as the saga of the bust washing machine continues :-

“There should be a word for the microscopic spark of hope that you dare not entertain in case the mere act of acknowledging it will cause it to vanish, like trying to look at a photon. You can only sidle up to it, lookong past it, walking past it, waiting for it to get big enough to face the world”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

Away to hide in Night City again, so much easier to cope with than this world.

I’ll catch you truly amazing Peeps in the morning!

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