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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:12:19 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

Good evening Squirrel Fans.
While searching L-Space for a suitable quote for tonight I found this one & I can’t help but agree!
“The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real.”
― Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it!
😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
Follow #TimsASDjourney for tonight’s diary update.
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 09:09:57 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️
- :playstation: Pixy :v_bi:
- Mel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
Saturday skipped in like a squirrel who’s just found the KP nuts factory!
Playing NMS with @PlaystationPixy & @Nio so blame them for me being late 😆
Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 04:41:38 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

In the latest breaking news:
In a thrilling new sequel to ‘Snakes on a Plane’ Squirrel Pictures inc. is proud to announce …
‘Hamsters on a Plane’
“ When you’re 30,000ft up you better hope they keep running around that wheel!”
Aircraft grounded after 130 hamsters run riot in luggage hold https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/17/aircraft-grounded-130-hamsters-run-riot-luggage-hold-22009613/
@weirdfolks #WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 18:06:38 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

Good evening Squirrel Fans.
As my 57th circuit of Sol approaches I feel in my bones that Cohen (a geriatric but sprightly Barbarian) makes some excellent points here!
“What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?"
- "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."
-- Cohen the Barbarian in conversation with Discworld nomads (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/113466444473151827
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  Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 380 , Monday 11/11/2024 Monday started just before 8a, Mrs S is on holiday this week so got downstairs & made us some breakfast. Did some chores then watched another Bettany Hughes thing. 10:55 Mrs S want’s to take me to Chatsworth for lunch, but having cleaned up after her all morning I have zero interest in peopling! Oh well I suppose I best pull on my big boy pants & show some enthusiasm. It’s such a nice run thru the Derbyshire countryside to Chatsworth that it’s hard not to have one’s mood lift, especially on a nice day like today. Had a roast pork dinner then hit the farm shop for some cake & savoury goodies. Got back home & settled down for a coffee & a piece of chocolate fudge cake. Finished the day watching a couple of movies with some snacks we got from Chatsworth. Final Thoughts. It was a nice day today, getting out into the open countryside was good for the spirit! Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖 @actuallyautistic@a.gup.pe #TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 18:15:06 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
Monday bounded into the room around 07:30 like a cat after a mouse!
Made breakfast & brushed Sophie - she loves a brush!
I’ve settled down with my coffee but Sophie is trying her luck on a 2nd breakfast brush session!
Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves #CatsOfMastondon
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 02-Nov-2024 17:20:32 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
Saturday has arrived at long last, dull, misty but at least it’s not too cold!
Wal & Hazel have found a potential place to live.
It’s a bit of a shell to be honest!
Promised to help a certain Pixy with getting some more of the NMS expedition sorted & maybe Mel might be able to join us too!
Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2024 19:46:40 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️
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- paul
@kevie @weirdfolks I’m known as Tim in these parts Kevie , @amiserabilist is Paul 🙂
I’m a big believer in the power of kindness, I try to bring a little happiness into peoples lives by acting nutty. 😊
It’s good to know you my friend , have a brilliant day😊🫶🐿️🖖

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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2024 17:01:18 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️
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@kevie @weirdfolks Morning Kevie 👋😊
You’re a super cheerful guy & I do like seeing your salutations of a morning! 😊
Have a most marvellous day! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
Have a most e
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2024 06:50:54 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

Good evening Squirrel Fans.
One of my fave Hitch-hikers quotes for tonight, mostly because I can 😊
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”
—Douglas Adams
Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/113398544896839725
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  Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 368 , Wednesday 30/10/2024 Got up just after 7am after a mixed nights sleep, the weather is unseasonably warm & under the thick winter quilt I gently cooked! 11:55 Just got back from Sainsbury’s, crumbs that was a shock to the old wallet! A few observations hit me while shopping today: 1. It’s cheaper to get more than you need, especially if it is fresh produce like celery - I ended up getting a whole celery bundle (?) rather than the smaller bag of chopped celery sticks because it was cheaper - most of the celery will go to waste because I’m not fond of it. Mrs S might use some of it but most of it will end up in the composter. 2. The drive to automate is insane, & ridiculous - I used their ‘self service’ bag n tag thing for the fresh loose produce & it failed miserably on the garlic bulb I bought along with the carrots etc. I found out that one could still take loose fresh produce to the till (I need to remember the little baggie things - 30p each is flipping expensive! ) & that was fine! 3. It’s really hard to cook using fresh ingredients cheaply! I made a cheat stew with a can of beef stew & a can of baked beans for a 10th of what it cost me to make a fresh stew & that includes the price of the energy used to cook it! I forgot to take the bags in with me out of the car so had to buy a plastic bag 🙄🤦♂️ All in all I remember why I don’t like shopping any more. It also struck me as I drove back home that we, as a society, have not learned a blessed thing following the challenges of the last few years. We are truly not apocalypse ready! 17:00 I was a bit late starting the prep - never cooking again! Trying to fry floured meat in the bottom of the pressure cooker was a disaster! It went like glue! I don’t know what I did wrong but whatever it was I did it properly wrong! Mrs S chose this moment to come in & get the cutlery - it’s not a big kitchen & she knows I hate people in my space when I’m working! I’m close to overwhelmed - I’m sure this stew is gonna be awful, I wasn’t able tot fry the onion & garlic properly & the meat - well Nuggan only knows how that is gonna come out - 20 quids stuff is on the verge of simply being dumped in the bin! 19:00 This has knocked me back & it isn’t even cooked yet , flipping Conner & his bright ideas! Mrs S will be cross because she hates eating late! She won’t say anything but it’s already to be seen in her manner! If the meal is awful then it’s gonna be a long night! If I cook again - & that at this point is a MASSIVE ‘if’ at this point, then no fancy methods, just tried & tested methods! 19:30 I used too much liquid & too much olive oil so it’s a bit thin & greasy but it’s edible. Mrs S ‘loves’ it, but she has a fairly low bar. I think any chef would pour it down the sink. 20:45 just spent the better part of 45 minutes cleaning up! Much as I hate cooking, I hate cleaning up after I’ve spent 2 ½ hours cooking more! I will be good for absolutely nothing tomorrow, standing for so long has shagged my back & my PF foot. For what, 30 minutes of vague pleasure. I’ll stick to the cheat stew from now on, far cheaper & far easier to clean up afterwards! Final Thoughts. I need to go back to basics with my cooking I have not cooked properly for years & tonight’s effort proved that I have lost any minimal skill I had. Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖 @actuallyautistic@a.gup.pe #TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2024 17:09:23 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
Wednesday has arrived promptly, bang in the middle of the week! (Yes I know Cole! 😁)
Busy day today, chores & then the long deffered trip to get stew ingredients & then make said stew this afternoon.
Wal & Hazel are saving to buy a place of their own.
Problem is they only get paid peanuts!
Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 16:06:19 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
Friday! Yay!
Busy morning this morning, people to do & things to see so…
Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 19:04:16 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
Thursday has arrived as scheduled so that’s all good!
Still sleeping for ages but woke up a little more energised.
Right gotta go Sophie mog is demanding a brush!
Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves #CatsOfMastondon
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Oct-2024 17:49:11 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
Tuesday, still feeling like I’ve just got back from pulling an all nighter, even though I slept for some approaching 9 hours. But I am feeling less dead than yesterday.
Still can’t really concentrate on anything so another day of lurking for me it seems.
Please forgive me if all you get is a like, I do appreciate all of you who are doing you’re best to help get me thru this 🫂 🫶 💜
Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 17:39:05 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
Saturday at last! Yay!
Right off to sort out the chores …
Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 03:08:13 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️
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- Kevie 🇬🇧🇨🇾
@kevie @weirdfolks Thanks, hope you had some cake to go with the tea!

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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 01:21:13 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️
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- Kevie 🇬🇧🇨🇾
@kevie @weirdfolks Thanks Kevie 😊
Sorry for the later reply, hope you had a good day! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Oct-2024 05:08:12 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

Good evening Squirrel Fans.
Felt a bit whimsical this evening while prancing thru the halls of L—SPace & came across this quote:
“It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic
Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/113313190886007740
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  Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 353 , Tuesday 15/10/2024 Sleep thru last night which was good! Up at just before 6am, sorted out breakfast & the chores. GP called just after 9am - he wants me to try some new meds that make you sleepy & wake up feeling like you have a hang-over … oh joy! Simon our pet plumber was a no show today, no answer to my texts either. This is not good. Will have to chase him tomorrow. 🙄 Watched ‘Sphere’ this afternoon, I had forgotten what a good movie it is. Final Thoughts. Once again I get to the end of the day asking myself what the point of me is. Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖 @actuallyautistic@a.gup.pe #TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2024 19:51:48 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!
I’ll spare you the home grown humour today & subject you all to a joke pinched from the interweb.
How do squirrels remember where their nuts are buried?
They use acorn-yms
Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 06:29:43 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️
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- HistoPol (#HP) 🥥 🌴
- :neuro: Pixy's Journey :v_bi:
@HistoPol @weirdfolks @PixysJourney Hey HP 👋😊
Sorry my brain is all over the place at the moment.
Thanks my friend I hope that you had a really good day! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 04:57:49 JST Maj1 🌶️🐿️
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- HistoPol (#HP) 🥥 🌴
- :neuro: Pixy's Journey :v_bi:
@HistoPol @weirdfolks Thanks HP, one of @PixysJourney s. 😊
Off to bed , but I hope you have a good evening my friend 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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