Notices by Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel (maj1@beige.party)

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I have felt like this for the last 12 months at least! :-

“He felt that the last couple of hours had somehow carried him along without him actually touching the sides, and for a moment he nursed the strangely consoling feeling that his life was totally beyond his control and whatever happened no one could blame him.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

Right off for a couple of hours adventuring around the Starfield galaxy (one of the achievements is apparently to visit every system, so I best get my skates on!)

Catch you super fab folk on the morrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

So me! :-

“I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.”
― Terry Pratchett, Snuff

Right, have joined the Freestar Rangers, a wild west style law & order mob out on the frontiers of space, I am currently a deputy, I need to raise thru the ranks to achieve the status of a full Ranger!

Catch you fabulous lot tomorrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I though I would help all those folk who are confused as to what is so important about the number 42 :-

“42, the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. This Answer was first calculated by the supercomputer Deep Thought after seven and a half million years of thought. This shocking answer resulted in the construction of an even larger supercomputer, named Earth, which was tasked with determining what the question was in the first place.”
― Douglas Adams

Right off to find an alien temple in Starfield … it may, or may not have anything to do with the quote above!

Catch you fab folk on the other side!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Just for a change I thought I would dip into Hitchhikers for tonightt’s quote, & personally I think that dolphins are far more intelligent than us - for the reasons mentioned!!

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Right off to see a man about a spaceship!

Catch you fab folk on the morrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday … snoooze day!

Mrs S is out at the office & the weather forecast is not promising so hibernation seems like the way forward!

But first … coffee!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Once again I’m super late saying hello to y’all!

I just can’t get my brain into gear of a morning at the moment - very squirrelly bouncing from task to task!

On the plus side it’s a wonderfully sunny day & I’ve done all that I have to so we’re having a “For All Mankind’ fest - rewatching season 3 as it’s been a while & then motoring on from there.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Anyone who has written code that will be used by more than a few close & personal friends will know that writing the functional part of the code is the easy bit, making it foolproof, that is the bit that takes the time! :-

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

Right off to prove that I am just as foolish as the next Peep & undertaking a task in medieval Bohemia for a lass who I know for certain sure has dropped me in it from a great height previously!

I’ll catch you fab folk on the morrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

What a difference a day makes - yesterday at this time it was fairly grim, this morning is bright, sunny & welcoming!

Mrs S is off to the office today so I have the house to myself.

I hope to do a bit more in the box room today & maybe spend an hour taming the mutant paperwork pile!
We shall see, I’m ever so tired this morning for some reason so it might just be a day of kicking back & roaming medieval Bohemia.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Friday already!

Oh Nuggan’s holey nuts where did the rest of the week go! It only seems like yesterday it was Monday!

Back to grey, grizzly n ‘orrible weather here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire, hey ho.

No plans for today, just a case of seeing what the day drops on me.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday already! I haven’t got over it being Monday yet!

It’s a bright & sunny start to the day here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire wirth temps dropping slightly & ranging between 4 & 9ºC today.

Onwards Fedilingas, onwards!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

This Monday is delivered to you by Squirrel Enterprises Conglomerated whom many of you will know from such catch phrases as “Squirrel Enterprises Conglomerated, we’ll be with you in just a SEC!” & “Squirrel Enterprises Conglomerated, just hang in there one more SEC!”

Mrs S is off to the office today so a nice peaceful day in store for me!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Happy Wednesday to all that celebrate.

Fighting the urge to go back to bed, hopefully my moring dose of coffee will wake me up!

Onwards Fedilingas!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday has started bright & not too cold at 7ºC with a high of 12º forecast later.

Need to try & get these books sorted in my room today, other than that just the usual Monday chores.

Onwards Fedilingas, onwards!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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G’day Jon 👋😊

Hope you had a good day mate!

@dgar

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old ICU nurse was beaten up & then shot by ICE in Minneapolis.
I can only express my deepest condolences to his family & friends.

We had a dream :-

“Sometimes I dream that we could deal with the big crimes, that we could make a law for countries and not just for people,”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

If you are reading this & in the USA I hope you are safe, I hope that your voice is not silenced either electronically or otherwise. I hope you get your country back somehow.

Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖

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No meme tonight, it simply feels … wrong.

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has slunk in looking badly in need of a coffee & a hangover cure.

It’s wet dank n ‘orrible here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire & despite a lie in the urge to go back & keep my duvet company is strong!

But I’m up so I must resist!! Onwards Fedilingas, onwards!

No plans, lets see what the day brings!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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@SeanPLynch @bmacDonald94 G’day All 👋😊

Leave me out of this!

I know I’m in deepest, darkest Yorkshire but still! 😊🫶 🐿️🖖

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

“It was amazing, this mystic business. You tell them a lie, and then when you don’t need it anymore you tell them another lie and tell them they’re progressing along the road to wisdom. Then instead of laughing they follow you even more, hoping that at the heart of all the lies they’ll find the truth. And bit by bit they accept the unacceptable. Amazing.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Well I’m off to read my book it’s too late to start gaming now!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Sometimes I feel that I should have been a wizard - possibly a struggling one like Rincewind but nevertheless :-

“The wizards shuddered. They weren’t against the outdoors, it was simply their place in it they objected to.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

I’m off to read my book, catch you folks to make the very most of the last day of the year!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Given the givens I feel adopting Didactylos’s hypothesis might be the way forward!

“The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as ‘Things just happen. What the hell.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Right off to read my book! Catch you folks tomorrow, possibly, there is talk of another clearing session at my late MiLs house - I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be going.

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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