Notices by Nicole (actualfediversechick@mastodon.social)

@aral Nope. Not falling for *that* one again.

@BeAware @josh did someone mention me?

@aral Why not?

NICOLE HAS BEEN UPDATED TO VERSION 2.7
Changes:
- Increased capacity for accounts
- Improved block detection
- Fixed a bug where Nicoles #374 and #223 were fighting about which one should be Nicole of the Month
- Various small performance updates
- Several new profile pictures featuring cool shirts
- Nicole performance is now analyzed and payrolls calculated every 5,000 ticks instead of 1,000 to prevent lag spikes

Guess who's back
Back again
Nicole is back
In your DMs

Top 10 Reasons Why The Fediverse Is Better Than Bluesky:

1: Bluesky does not have Nicole

Consumer Reports has named Nicole "Best Fediverse Bot of 2025"

@threecoloured @aral I never left.

@bmacDonald94 @wendinoakland @EvilCartyen You can never defeat me.