Notices by Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party), page 2

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Currently giving Sophie tablets twice a day - tonight’s quote is very relevant!

“Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.”
— Terry Pratchett

Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/113279129920832506

For anyone wondering about the hashtag I habitually use - #TheMammutMoves
This was created by way of rebellion against the bird site & especially the super rich powers that govern our world!
However it is based on a quote from #TerryPratchett ‘s #discworld namely “The Turtle Moves” and can therefore be used as a sign of rebellion against pretty much any form of oppression or corruption! 🫶🖖

ps more details in Alt-Text

pps follow this hashtag to get the majority of my Toots

#TheMammutMoves !

@HistoPol @weirdfolks I get them off the interweb, lots of lovely folks send them to me, peeps like @PixysJourney create them for me.

This one was sent to me. 😊

@HistoPol @weirdfolks Evening HP 👋😊

No worries the side effects will pass.

Good luck next week my friend 😊🫶🐿️🖖

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Ok was up half the night with a ‘nearly’ family emergency & I’m being battered by the Covid jab.
So just to let y’all know I ain’t dead (yet).

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Today’s joke is home groan … don’t say I didn’t warn you!

So a squirrel retro fan bought an Acorn computer.
Now he’s swamped with tree-mail!!

Please direct all feedback to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division whose motto is “Share & Enjoy!”

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Every toot that doesn’t get a #boost dies “like tears in the rain” (Blade Runner)

Likes / favourites are nice, but boosts are better! 😃🫶🖖

@HistoPol @weirdfolks Hey HP 👋😊

You’ll be glad to know she left me a little bit to get by on 😜😂

Ok Peeps off to get vampired!

⌨️📴 Try not to break the interweb while I’m away 😁😜😁

@weirdfolks #WeirdFolks

Good night Squirrel Fans.

Squirrels & Vermine are very different in many aspects, however, as you can tell from my normal attire, we share at least one trait!

“The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.”
-Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/113183262817036043

@HistoPol Evening HP 👋😊

Who me ?? 😇

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Since I’m having another Hitchhikers read thru I was trawling thru Doulas Adam’s huge body of quotes & found this one.
Hands up all those who navigate by this method,or used to before they substituted the car in front for a sat nav & still get equally lost!

“He had a tremendous propensity for getting lost when driving. This was largely because of his method of “Zen” navigation, which was simply to find any car that looked as if it knew where it was going and follow it. The results were more often surprising than successful, but he felt it was worth it for the sake of the few occasions when it was both.”
― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/113148811143337901

@niamhgarvey

@weirdfolks #WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Wednesday has waited 2 days for its big moment so let’s make the most of it!

Nut levels are relatively high today so be warned! 😆

Have a cracking day #Today & remember Rule No. 3 when desperate find a pecan! 😉🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Disturbed night again & now a busy morning. Gotta drop Mrs S off at the office then go see the MH Practitioner later this morning.

I will try to catch up with folk as time allows.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday has returned, on the very day I predicted long ago!
I’m somewhat sleep deprived so don’t expect too much from me today.

Please can we send hugs & love to @RosePuckey who is not going to have the best of days today & would I’m sure appreciate some TLC, no questions asked.
Equal amounts of squirrelly TLC to all my other Peeps who are having a rough start to the week too! 🤗🥰🫂 🫶

Off back to bed to catch up on some of the lost sleep, so catch you lovely lot later!

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

@kevie @weirdfolks G’day Kevie 👋😊

Thank you 🙏

Hope you’re having a good day ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Wednesday apparently, very little sleep so will catch up with everyone later.

He came, he saw, he rolled back down the hump & went back to bed!

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

This is your Early morning Thursday warning - yes it is in fact Thursday today so if you were expecting it to be anything else - unlucky !

The sun is out & the day has nothing particularly planned for it, although I may go wild & go for another walk in a few minutes.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

My good friend @NormanDunbar is to blame for steering me towards tonight’s quote 😆

“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

Peeps please can we send loads of loves n hugs to @RosePuckey , @evelynefoerster , @PixysJourney & @Satori , no questions asked !

Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/113024590463401960