Notices by Maj1 🌶️🐿️ (maj1@beige.party), page 3

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Tonight we wonder into the realms of Good Omens & find that even hell hounds have a healthy respect for cats:

“And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly by means of the usual glowing stare and deep-throated growl, which had always worked on the damned in the past. This time they had earned him a whack on the nose that had made his eyes water. Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls. He was looking forward to a further cat experiment, which he planned would consist of jumping around and yapping excitedly at it. It was a long shot, but it just might work.”

—Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman: Good Omens

Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/112995928577939340

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday , or so I’m reliably informed, I’m moderately brain dead after a disturbed nights sleep so let’s see how today pans out.

First things first, coffee & catching up.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

I’ve caught Mrs S’s tummy bug , so I’ll be the one dying in the corner , lurkin & likin but not much else I’m afraid.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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@kevie @weirdfolks Morning Kevie 👋😊

Thanks , hope you have a good day 😊🫶🐿️🖖

Ok Peeps off to bed , its been a loooong day , but a nice one 😊

Be safe y’all , catch you on the other side !

⌨️📴 Try not to break the interweb while I’m away 😁😜😁

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

For those of us who are not very social the Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy has this little nugget of hope for us ! :

“It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
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Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/112945018578723176

@kevie Afternoon Kevie 👋😊

Thank you 🙏 , hope you’re having a really good day my friend 😊🫶🐿️🖖

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

It’s entirely possible it’s Friday, I’m not sure as I didn’t get a vast amount of sleep last night , much tossing & turning & fighting the bedding.

My brain currently has the athletic prowess of a grapefruit so don’t expect too much today.

I have a call with the OT later so I guess I should try & get out for a walk …

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday has dawned fairly sunny & dry , although there is evidence of rain on the patio.

Sophie mog has just ‘hidden’ in the box by the door to the stairs as she heard her sister - Alice- come down the stairs . I say hidden , the top of Sophie’s head is still clearly visible 🙄🤦♂️

Alice wanders past the box all nonchalant like but you can see she’s totally ready when her sister sprigs the trap . 🤣😻

Today will include the first session with the the talk therapy peeps & then not too much else . My right foot has decided to complain about yesterday’s extended usage & rain is forecast for later so gardening phase 2 will be deferred until tomorrow.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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@HistoPol @evelynefoerster Morning HP 👋😊

How’s you my friend ?

@evelynefoerster Mornign Eve 🤗🥰

Sorry Peeps my day has been shredded by a trivial thing that my brain has blown out of all proportion - final straw & all that!

I have ‘liked’ the existing mentions so that Peeps know I have seen them & I do appreciate the comments made . But I am really in no state to interact right now - this is happening more & more & I hate it 🤦♂️.

Some semblance of normal service may return later ,I hope you all have a good day 🫶🐿️🖖

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@HistoPol @dgar @weirdfolks Morning HP 👋😊

Hope you have a really Good Friday my friend 😊🫶🐿️🖖

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

It’s Friday today Peeps & the world is a lot brighter for not being ½ Borg & actually getting some decent sleep last night!

My ND brain is bouncing up & down like a puppy on speed wanting news of #HenriHog but obviously that is totally unrealistic at this point - hopefully will get an update later this afternoon. Patience is a virgin (or should that be virtue? ) Squirrel !!!

So today we have all the usual Friday bits & pieces to square away plus a call from the OT around 9ish so I best shake a leg & crack on !

I’ll catch up with you lovely folk later 😊

Can we send some hugs to @dgar please Peeps, no questions asked.
Thinkin of yer mate ! 🫂 🫶

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Traversing the corridors of L-Space I came across this:

“Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of dictionaries look up the spelling of words.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/112808844734042370

@kevie Morning Kevie 👋😊

I do love your morning salutations, if more people were this considerate then the world would be a far better place ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

Ok so I KNOW the number of folks that share ones TL is in no way a thing on Mastodon.

But.

There is a dude who is master of Memes & makes me laugh all the time.

May I strongly recommend @amiserabilist by way of a very late #FollowFriday (yes it’s SUNDAY , I’m just horologically challenged! )

The first Meme below is one of my simple efforts, the other two are ones that Paul did for me back in the early days ! There are a few others but these two don’t get the airing they deserve !

The last one is from today & I love it !!! (Thank you Paul🙏 )

There’s a video too I may post that if anyone asks for it - it’s not about boosting you’ll be pleased to hear ! 😂

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Apparently it’s Wednesday according to a reliable & trusted sauce ( @NormanDunbar ) .

That being the case I have people to do & things to see - I must put on my big boy pants & venture forth into deepest, darkest Yorkshire & go & have a blood test …. I may fail this, my blood is as dumb as feck!

I’ll catch up with all you lovely Peeps when I return !

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday is wet n ‘orrible.
Would love to stay n chat but people to do & things to see so I’ll catch up with you lovely lot as & when.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday rolls around again , having been let out on bail while her more bawdy partner Saturday will have to stay in the clink for another 7 days for being drunk & disorderly last night !

A quite day is on the cards, I wouldn’t want to disturb Sunday’s fragile mood 🤭

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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