Notices by Dgar (dgar@aus.social)

Me: Waiter, this soup is cold.

Waiter: It’s gazpacho sir.

Me: Gazpacho, this soup is cold.

I remember watching TV shows back in the 80’s and it was a common trope to have the main character in some war zone in a foreign country somewhere when they get into strife with people pointing guns at them and they’d throw their arms in the air and say “Don’t shoot! I’m an American!!”

That probably wouldn’t work nowadays.

Sorry about how grainy the images are.

Them: Apparently eggs are going back up again.

Me: That’s going to surprise a few chickens.

Them: I wish I didn’t exist.

Genie: Alakazam! Granted.

Them: Nothng changed.

Gene: Look agan.

Them: Do you actually ever refer to the table of elements for anything?

Me: Periodically.

The only thing flat-earthers have to fear, is sphere itself.

Shhh! I’m trying to create an air of mystique here!!

Me: I was given the Leslie Nielsen Award at school.

Them: What’s that?

Me: It’s a big building where they teach children, but that’s not important right now.

@GreenSkyOverMe just another yacht-owning billionaire. CEO of Valve. Handing out SteamOS to anyone who wants it.

@GreenSkyOverMe GabeN!

If Gabe can deliver unto the general public a unified user interface on Linux, he will be the greatest of all the Linux gods.

#HotTake

If I could have my ashes pressed into a record, that would be my vinyl request.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Do not touch.

Happy #WorldBrailleDay!

I remember 2025 like it was yesterday.

Them: Do you have a date for New Year’s Eve?

Me: January 1st. And I’m Jon, not Eve.

Hi to all those joining us from LinkedIn.

If you have any career advice, please don’t. Hesitate to offer it.

Whales are literally bigger than everything else in the entire universe that’s smaller than a whale.

We're 364 days away from Christmas and people already have their lights up on their house.

Woke up to rain pita pattering on the roof which is about the closest one can get to a white Xmas in Australia.

Merry Xmas everyone!