Notices by Dgar (dgar@aus.social)

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and am tired again today.

They said they wanted a spice rack for the kitchen.

I said, 'Well, if that's what you want; what you really, really want.'

Stop blaming yourself and others.

Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

RIP Skype (2025)

Died a slow agonising death from years of neglect after being acquired by Microsoft.

Skype joins a growing list of messaging software that has died in the care of Microsoft.

• V-Chat (died 1995)
• Comic Chat (laid to rest 1999)
• Netmeeting (met demise 2007)
• Windows Messenger (croaked 2008)
• Meeting Space (expired 2009)
• Office Live Meeting (passed 2011)
• MSN Messenger (gave up ghost 2012)
• Qik (kicked bucket 2016)

*not a complete list.

Skype.
You will be remembered.
In a nostalgic kind of way.
For a while at least.

@steter 😝

My hair is just at that stage. This is its form and there is little I can do about it except wait for it to grow out some more.

#Dgar selfie.

Did I mention that Australia defeated Voldemort on the weekend?

#auspol #dutton

It's Always Monday On The Moon
~ #Dgar

The adventure of a lifetime.
On the next million steps for mankind.
Years of planning and training and prepping and now I’m here and I have left you alone.
It’s time to come home.

Two week long, days and nights.
Time drags on underneath the lights.
Working all the time mining crater ice,
And keeping the vacuum on the outside.
I’m living at my job. Even free time isn’t free.
Every day’s a workday, and Friday’s but a dream.
But soon I’m coming home to you.

It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s never Friday afternoon
It’s always Monday on the Moon

Recirculated air.
Watching home just hanging there.
Months of constantly cleaning the luna dust from the regilith filters in my tin can.
It’s all that I am.

Two week long, days and nights.
Time drags on underneath the lights
Working all the time mining crater ice,
And keeping the vacuum, on the outside.
Filling out reports, maintaining machines.
Every day’s a workday and I’m living in a dream.
But soon I’m coming home to you.

It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s never Friday afternoon
It’s always Monday on the Moon

It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s always Monday on the Moon
Soon I’m coming home to you
It’s always Monday on the Moon

https://ffm.to/dgaritsalwaysmondayonthemoon

#DgarMusic #SpaceRock #MoonRock #Boost #SingerSongwriter #Rock #Music #Monday #Soundcloud #MusiciansOfMastodon

#auspol

Now waiting for the results of the Dixon electorate for the icing on the cake.

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Peter #Dutton will not be Prime Minister of Australia.

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Barnaby Joyce on the panel on Sky.

Bright red beetroot face.

Why do Australian conservative politicians always resemble some kind of root vegetable?

#auspol

#Dutton is fucked.

We have removed that dumbfuck potato from our Parliament.

Today is a good day.

Them: Today I watched someone do fifty pushups.

Me: *nods

Them: Do you think could you do that?

Me: I don't want to brag but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups.

#auspol

The early numbers don’t carry much meaning, you can’t really tell much with less than 0.01% of the votes counted, but Trumpet of Patriots are on the board.

*smh

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“Those shameless Teals”

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I’m watching the ABC coverage tonight, but if if looks like it’s all going bad for the LNP, I might check out Sky to watch Peta Credlin and Co have a meltdown.

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About 60% of Australia voted early.

Early votes are counted last.

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Hey, big shoutout to all the AEC volunteer counters and scrutineers working hard tonight! It’s hard work, and important work that’s essential for our democracy.

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A cross to Adam Bandt and it looks like he’s at a wild party.

Can confirm. The Greens do have election night parties and they go off!!

#auspol

3.3% National Vote Counted

Some safe seats are being called already.