Notices by Dgar (dgar@aus.social)

@falcennial
I’m in Australia. Voting is compulsory. I would be issued a fine if I failed to vote.

#UKpol #VoteBinface

I’m not so sure Farage has this in the bag. He was expecting to run unopposed and use the media circus to push his fascist agenda and divert attention away from his corruption allegations. Reform have enough support in his electorate that any other credible party would just be subjecting their candidate to Farage’s distasteful politics in the media, with the only reward being a certain loss, because the constituency already rejects their party’s policies in favour of Reform’s rhetoric.

Count Binface really only needs two policies.

1. Count Binface is not Nigel Farage.
2. Electing Count Binface would save the taxpayer from a second £350k by-election.

That’s it. Now Farage in not running unopposed, voters have a second choice, and Farage is going to have to debate and have his policies challenged by a political comedian, who should be able to dissect him like a high school biology project whenever they share a stage.

I understand they’re even examining legislation to allow Count Binface to wear his “head” in Parliament, and the implications of electing a character who would have to appear “in character” as a Member of Parliament.

This is possibly the most entertaining thing in politics right now.

#UKpol #VoteBinface

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This sounds counter-intuitive, but I just know things about kitchen benchtops.

“A new engine turns that waste heat into electricity, even the low-grade stuff today's best systems struggle with. It has no moving parts, and the wild part is who built it. Dr. Lonnie Johnson, the Super Soaker inventor, dreamed up this heat engine, called the JTEC.”

How the Super Soaker Inventor Just Killed the Steam Engine
~ Undecided with Matt Ferrell
[15min YouTube Video (with chapters)]
https://youtu.be/MuQRxatte5g

Sounds interesting.

You could be allergic to trilobites at not even know.

Just be happy it’s not snowing.

Could you imagine having to shovel snow in this heat?

Bloody clanker!

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How’s the war in The Strait of Warm Ooze going?

If it were released today, I don’t think Knight Rider would be as cool as it was in 80’s…

A smart arse talking car just wouldn’t cut it nowadays.

Making Algae Grow Again

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Me: I had dinner with my ex-girlfriend last night.

Them: I wonder what your wife would’ve thought about that!

Me: That’s who I was having dinner with…

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock!

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Reminds me of this post:
https://aus.social/@dgar/116751242634784715

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