Notices by Dgar (dgar@aus.social)

Trump was upset that the funeral wasn’t all about him.

To be fair, so was everybody else.

One shouldn’t throw sodium chloride at people.

That’s a salt.

Join us for the #Mastodon #Friday #Music #Event:

**Alternate Friday Music!!**

The word is #Insect

Use the hashtag: #AlternateFridayMusic
Follow the hosts: @MarkIngs @bborn

My submission: Little Chalk Blue
By: Roger Glover, Eddie Hardin
Song Link: https://youtu.be/BcJViafRLTs
Context: https://mindly.social/@bborn/114395719670697637

There's no one here that feels no pain
Deep inside we're all the same
And when the light begins to end
We meet a friend

Some people symbolize
The hope and fears beyond our eyes
And now you shine so clear and true
Believe in you

Fly on, little chalk blue
Fly on, I'm following you
And everybody in the world
Is following too, fly on

When you're looked behind a door
You need your freedom there much more
And by your wings we'll learn to see
You hold the key

Fly on, little chalk blue
Fly on, I'm following you
And everybody in the world
Is following too
Following you, fly on

One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar.

That's when I realized my whole life was a joke.

A large group of humans is called a fuck that.

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate!

Gettin’ Stoned (ft. Andre Louis @Onj)
~ #Dgar

#DgarMusic #Stoner #Rock #Music

https://ffm.to/dgargettinstoned

#Auspol
The worst thing about this debate (I say before it’s even started) is that only two parties are represented.

Should I live toot the #Auspol leaders debate?

Meh, I’ll do it anyway.

#AustraliaVotes #Election2025

Robin: The Batmobile won’t start.

Batman: Check the battery.

Robin: What’s a tery?

Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race?

He was caught using performance enhancing rugs.

Easter cookies?

Nailed it!

Them: What do you know about atoms?

Me: Very little.

Them: Besides that.

Them: Can you explain this gap in your résumé?

Me: I spent six hours formatting it in Google Docs and you’ve opened it in Word.

Hey USA. Why are you punching yourself? Stop punching yourself.

#Dgar is pleased to announce that the Dgar and Brother Soul collaboration “LABR Presents Dgar & Brother Soul - Pick & Mix 04” is now available on the “DayconMusic” Podcast!

You can catch it here!

https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/dayconmusic/episodes/2025-04-01T05_51_11-07_00

#LABR #FediRadio #Music #DgarMusic #ClassicRock #Rock #Podcast

There’s a sale on at the Lego store.

People are lined up for blocks.

LNP only have two things that they keep repeating.

1: An insignificant discount on petrol and diesel.

2: …

Oh wait, that’s it. They only have one thing they keep repeating.

Everything else is “Labor bad. Don’t vote Labor.” with no indication that they have any kind of alternatives or solutions to why Labor is bad.

They have nothing. At least nothing they want to tell us about.

#auspol

Now we have crust issues.

The farmer next door is wandering his fields, conversing with their plants.

Jack and the beans talk.

It happened again.