Notices by millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)

@signalapp Signal is good. the only requirement I know of to be successful on Signal is do not be a shit-eating dipshit nazi who is so dumb as to add professional whistleblowers to your illegal federal defense communications/gossip chat.

@atomicpoet because he is choosing to live his one and only life in a small and shrinking bubble in which he has no room to manoeuvre

@atomicpoet I didnt "sell you out" I "transactioned thee away."

infantry implies a more powerful and far more mobile toddlery

@WarnerCrocker can one of the delays please be they do not release it because it is fucking useless to every consumer on earth

@WarnerCrocker press should always carry a camera and a pistol in case an impromptu shoot is required, as in this example.

@HamonWry be a tree bro 😂

I said "happy monday!" to a woman at work and she immediately goes "why u lying"

the enemy of my enemy is my other enemy's enemy. it's enemies all the way down.

united states of america now squarely in stage 4 as predicted

@ekis 💀💀

@_elena well then it's good you have everything you need. the skills, the values, the motivation, the creativity, and the unconditional support of the community. we're really with you on this no matter what.
it's a very cool announcement and I think a lot of people will be interested in where you take it.

@_elena just being silly! have a brilliant time making this thang 💪💪

@_elena dope as hell! do you have a good toot consultant, because I know somebody on here who will freelance

human use of connotation and metaphor is a big part of why LLMs will never surmount the slop problem that renders them useless. you can't use an algoritim to produce meaningful material from language when every word has inconsistent meaning. I think for that reason LLMs will never be able to produce meaning. they can produce only sloppy garbage. I am sick of them, and I cant wait for the bubble to burst and for those who are going to lose their money to it to come to their senses.

@PacificNic absolutely. make them feel small and weak, harm them brutally, break their weak little bodies and their pathetic will, take and destroy what they love. they will only then listen to the facts, not because the facts have merit but because you took the time to engage with them in kindness by speaking to them in their own language, the only one they will ever fucking understand.

@dgar "hrp, prp-a-drp, prp-a-drp, prp-a-drp" 🤣🤣🤌 shit, I thought it was just something wrong with mine

the tiktok to rednote mass user migration made me chortle.

due to US fear of CCP totalitarianism the US implemented a totalitarian policy to protect US users from CCP totalitarianism, driving US users toward CCP totalitarianism because they experience CCP totalitarianism as less totalitarian than US totalitatianism.

my favourite part is how the only alternative to totalitatianism was education and these users were like "HARD no".

CCP pure evil but they deserve access to their new subjects.

maybe the real whatsit was the thingies we wossnamed along the watchimacallit.

the problem with books is they require an investment of time, effort, and sustained attention.

the problem with the news is that it doesn't.