the problem with cardiovascular exercise is that after 5 min I am invariably hot and sweaty and in need of two ice cold pints to even re-establish homeostasis, I can honestly say the process isnt as fuckin slimming as the adverts would have you believe
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 08:38:34 JST millennial falcon -
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:41:56 JST millennial falcon remember in the matrix when neo takes the red pill and it makes him psychotically hate women and democracy yeah me neither
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2024 15:52:14 JST millennial falcon @LLS I loathe the systematic IP theft and the LLM hysteria. I did see a ML-powered breast cancer screening revolution the other day, detecting cancer 5 years in advance!
made me think what others have been saying for years:
we should invest in machines that do what machines are better at than humans: consistency, algorithmic processing, large data correlation
and not what humans do better than machines: the arts, all creative acts, and every activity that bestows joy upon the person doing it
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 07:41:51 JST millennial falcon @WarnerCrocker no dont listen to him, earth! I am on the other side and am ready for a spring please 🙏
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Aug-2024 11:32:54 JST millennial falcon @VirginiaMurr @dannotdaniel @jeff @tchambers haha goin back to twitter from the fedi is like climbing out of the toilet, finding the new emvironment too dry, and diving back in!
just to evangelize for a moment, following over 1000 people is the answer I found to the fedi's quiet room illusion. 1000 people's thoughts are the minimum amount of tl volume I need per day, as an extremely online person 😂😂
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 13:33:35 JST millennial falcon never just hit like song based on the guitar alone, wait for the banjo to start up too before you decide
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 07:51:04 JST millennial falcon @WarnerCrocker haha, I already like this Walz dude man. feeding kids and mocking the enemy, what a champion.
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-2024 05:51:29 JST millennial falcon @WarnerCrocker eliminate that fucking clown mcconnell while you're at it. term limits for evil, zombified turtle-looking shit eaters.
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 14:11:11 JST millennial falcon @corbet obviously this is a bad faith fuck you to their customer base, with the fuck gradient correllating closely with long term customership.
seems crazy they are capable of wanting to destroy this, but not as crazy as the fact their are still people willingly using google products.
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2024 07:06:49 JST millennial falcon investigative journalists have determined each AI query wastes on average 100ml of potable water.
so running 10 queries of "AI" and its valueless, theft-driven, ecocidal, griftmonging horseshit costs our only planet one litre of potable water and turns it into waste nobody can drink. multiplied by the millions of hoodwinked dipshit users that is a crisis, my guy.
using our water supply for reddit users to teach the world how to cook and eat gravel, glue, and bleach.
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/just-five-chatgpt-queries-can-use-16oz-of-water-say-researchers
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2024 15:50:28 JST millennial falcon "we're not gonna take it
NO! we aint gonna take it
we're not going to take it
anymooooore"lyrics to the Kleptomaniac's Anonymous themesong
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 08:19:43 JST millennial falcon @bmacDonald94 that mural is next level, hoooly
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 09:12:14 JST millennial falcon one look at the climate collapse shows us that the only thing human beings hate more than receiving consequences is issuing them.
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 09-Jun-2024 19:24:37 JST millennial falcon @Gargron thank you.
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 09-Jun-2024 17:01:11 JST millennial falcon terry pratchet is truly the isaac asimov of neils gaiaman
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 11:05:11 JST millennial falcon @WarnerCrocker thanks! microsoft making the safest path for their users to simply to commit more crimes than we have committed against us, so this will come in handy
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 21:47:21 JST millennial falcon if you're a writer but you're not writing, be reading something. if you're not reading anything, at least be enjoying something. and if you're not enjoying anything, don't worry; that's the perfect conditions for writing.
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 21:46:31 JST millennial falcon please adhere rigidly to your assigned stereotype at all times for the convenience of the cognitively lazy
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 06:45:14 JST millennial falcon despite being an infinitely renewable resource, friendliness is egregiously underutilised.
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millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 18:53:49 JST millennial falcon you are what you repeatedly do. therefore I am toot.