Notices by Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC (anomnomnomaly@beige.party)

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Me:( looking around at the deserted countryside around me)

Me: It's me... I'm the sexy single.

@MAJ1 @weirdfolks

If you say her name 3 times, does she DM you?

I say 'No Worries' far too often for a person who is in fact, about 75% worries.

Gene Hackman, his wife and the dog all found dead at their home... Suspected carbon monoxide poisoning.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/feb/27/gene-hackman-dies-wife-dog-95

Guns N Roses only criteria for calling a place 'Paradise' is the colour of the lawn, and the attractiveness of the women.

@farah

I think you mean Star Trek - Tokyo Drift?

His movies are garbage, he's a hack, unable to come up with a single decent idea of his own. He stills from everyone else and regurgitates it in the worst possible way.

My mood today

In dysfunctional families, the one who sees the dysfunction clearly and speak out... Is the one who is labelled as the troublemaker.

#ImATroublemaker

I don't care what anyone says, I'm going to compare them.

Friend: You need to mow the lawn

Me: Nah, I'm letting it grow wild to help the pollinators.

Friend: OK, so what about the sink full of dirty dishes?

Me: For the pollinators

Friend: and the pile of laundry I just tripped over?

Me: You'll never believe this...

😆 🤔

#Superman
#StarWars

CEO of evil healthcare gets shot

Internet lols

I lol

If billionaires are in danger, can I suggest we put them all aboard a submarine and send them down tot he titanic, so they'll be safe.

I mean, the story about the assassination of this CEO has got more coverage than any of the people who had health insurance with them.

Yes, it's the time of year again when Hans Gruber begins his fall.

#AdventCalendar
#AdventCalendar2024
#DieHard
#HansGruber

Ladies... you should all keep a dick pic on your phones... and make sure it's a huge one.

So that when some rando sends you an unsolicited one, you can return the favour and send them one back.

'Yeah, you made me hard too, he's got a tiny little brother now'

Unlike the rest of you pessimists, I retain the ability to feel optimism about things after a lifetime of being disappointed.

Do you know why?

Because I'm a fucking moron, that's why.

Every now and again, I post this to wind up bigoted americans.

Just once in my life, I would appreciate things spiralling into control.

Also be very wary of the 'techpologists'

those that claim all tech is benevolent, for the greater good (greater good) and to make the world easier and better for all.

It's not, it's there to increase profits for a minority by the exploitation of others... that's it. Any 'benefit' for people is a side effect not actually intended.

Public Warning.

If you EVER, and I do mean EVER see a QR code for anything... not just some things, ANYTHING.

Treat it as a scam, do not scan it, they can easily be covered up with malicious redirects to fake sites to steal your financial details. Direct you to malware sites to try and infect your device.

Treat them all the same... as toxic, potential harmful to your identity and security.

Never trust them... EVER!!!

If you 100% must use one, do what you should be doing at any (ATM) cash machine, check for devices that have been installed by crooks. See if you can peel the code off, not just at the area around the code, but the whole sign... look for anything unusual and if you have any doubts... even if it's 1% doubt... DON'T USE IT

This isn't scaremongering, scammers and thieves are out there every day, placing fake QR codes on signs all over the place. No where is safe from them. The way to win is not to play. Don;t buy into the enshitification of everything, don;t be told that you can ONLY do it one specific way (legally they have to offer more than one way to pay for a service).

Please boost and spread the word.

#QRCodes
#ScamQRCodes
#Scammers
#Thieves
#IdentityTheft

Friend singing: 'She took the midnight train, going any...where'

Me: No she didn't, not since Beeching decimated the rail networks and the Tories privatised them. She's lucky if she can even get on a train, let alone get a seat, or expect it to turn up on time, or not be cancelled.

Friend: Do you ever have a thought you don't express?

Me: I mean, she could get a midnight train occasionally from some places that operate night services, but destinations are limited... it should be 'She's might possibly get a midnight train, several buses and maybe a taxi... any... where.

Friend: Dude... are you even listening?

Me: Oh, I'm off down that rabbit hole now... (looking at train timetables). So the best place to start from is probably London or Manchester.....