Notices by Hobbyist Humanoid :v_bi: (farah@beige.party)

@RickiTarr “Women actually don’t like sex.” So all those married/unmarried couples around the world are just committing rapes on the regular??

Shout out to the kids who are doing their boring homework ignoring all the 1000x stimulations surrounding them

Shout out to the average grumpy guy who waves to the noisy gaggle of kids every morning on their way to school

Shout out to that weird kid who’s explaining Mario Kart racing system to his favorite Kirby stuffed toy

(Ok fine, this was biased but it was so cute!!)

Anyone else feel like today’s world is too hung up on geniuses and luminaries? What about everyday people who are doing their best??

Shout out to all the moms and dads who made grilled cheese for their fam because they are so damn tired about making decisions at the end of the day

Spoke too soon. School called. Kid got hurt. Had to get two stitches on his left brow

This is the first chance I got to sit down. Someone pls hold me

@StillIRise1963 Seriously, “black women don’t feel much pain” has to be the stupidest shit perpetuated by white patriarchy which still keeps claiming lives.

Wait, did Marjorie see the light?

@KatyElphinstone Omg! It me. I used to constantly tell my family to sit on me, until they collectively decided its weird

@401matthall @KatyElphinstone Weighted blankets are the bomb. I love mine; unlike other people’s it actually a blanket 😂

@401matthall @KatyElphinstone Single digit aged kids are perfect. Unless they are chonky like me. Then maybe you don’t move the whole day the next day. Frankly thats also acceptable at times

@GreenSkyOverMe @alice Awww thats so sweet! Also belated happy birthday!!

@alice @batchofcookies Gosh now I want some strawberry cake

@artemis I can’t imagine being a parent like my parents were to me. I had my kid pretty late in life because I knew I had issues and have to work on it before projecting all of it on my offspring

“I visited a KKK rally undercover. And now I know why punching Nazis is wrong.” - NYT, probably

@GreenSkyOverMe Happy birthday!!

@StillIRise1963 She’s a rockstar!

@hellomiakoda FFS. I’m so sorry

@hellomiakoda Just point me at their general direction and let me punch them