Notices by Feral Aunt Nessie :v_bi: (farah@beige.party)

One of the wonderful things about mastodon is your weirdness is not alone. There are so many of us, we’re practically cousins

Took a while (to do it properly), but finally finished the model of Gateway Arch. It’s huge!!

@RamenCatholic @PatrickoftheG Similar. I feel like if god is a force, they are a neutral one. Not good or bad.

@PatrickoftheG @RamenCatholic Not to psychoanalyze too much, someone hurt you deeply and you needed to believe is some thing greater than that and this is the manifestation

@PatrickoftheG Occam’s razor: there’s no god

@PatrickoftheG Relatable. I’m a proud agnostic. Atheist sounds more like an ultimatum. I don’t do ultimatums, there are never good

Fine I’ll order some hotel pillows why are they so good?

“Goodnight, kid! Have a good sleep”
“Goodnight, mama! Have a good time looking at your phone”
#thingsMyKidSays

If you think I’m all about giving unsolicited advice, you’re wrong. Mostly this is my ‘note to self’ journal

Spinach fell out of favor. So we have to go back to our ‘put everything in a pan and sauté until done and sprinkle with cilantro’ recipe. Broccoli slaw (and frozen shredded potato)to the rescue! #food

Cooking for people is hard

Should’ve gone to dental school

When I was little, I read this Chinese folklore about a small (gold)fish who went on an adventure to find the golden gate or sea. Eventually he turns into a dragon. Anyone ever read something like that? I keep thinking about the story but can’t remember the name

Not to be unkind to specific religious people, I don’t understand Mormonism at all. They seem foreign to me as much as Scientology.

My initial impression was that Mormonism came about because someone asked “what if Christianity but American? And let’s borrow some stuff from other religions, just to make people more confused”

It’s that time again

Telling me you didn’t vote or voted for third party to send a msg to democrats isn’t helping your case. The msg I got, you don’t care about people like me or other minorities. GTFO #USPol

Men will literally join ICE instead of going to therapy

Inflatable crocodiles to the rescue!

🎶 Woah we’re half way there 🎶 #CrossStitch

Britain has an Independence Day?? From whom? God??