Notices by Farah 🖖🏼 (farah@beige.party)

If you do stress eating, what are your go-to? Thinking about keeping something handy so I don’t feel like a worthless meatbag afterwards

11 year olds taking their lives so they don’t have to be alone when their parents are deported and all of this because white trash people didn’t teach their own kids not to bully others. Can we not go anymore low??

This is completely unacceptable

People who read Hitchhiker’s Guide to Galaxy and think Zaphod Beeblebrox was the hero are completely delusional and in need of better reading comprehension.

No Arthur Dent is the protagonist. The real hero is Ford Prefect. Zaphod is merely a nuisance with a flair for dramatics

Looking for new horror books to read and coming up short. Send me some recommendations

Roses are red
Uno is better than Yahtzee
Let’s hang out together and punch out some Nazis
#ValentinesDayPoem

Not all roses are red

@WarnerCrocker Awww Grogu!! Is that like a flask?

Holy shit! What a remarkable book!

Currently reading Flowers for Algernon. I’m only like 10% in but it’s absolutely brilliant #books #currentlyReading

Canada didn’t have to go so hard in trade wars. They could’ve just said - “no more actors and singers for you!”

The urge to anthropomorphize everything is called ‘Disney Syndrome’

It’s not. I just made it up. Get off my back. You’re not my real mother

@tinydoctor lol

@tinydoctor I don’t know about you, but looking at my own coffee habits, once you start down the espresso road, you’ll end up being a coffee snob 😅. Thanks for the info. I have a delonghi (basic) espresso machine but I’m really happy about the coffee I chose (lavazza)

@tinydoctor Mind if I ask which machine you have? I’ve been looking for a replacement for my current espresso machine

@RickiTarr He’s a keeper and 100% beige material 😅

@skinnylatte Siphonophores are super interesting! Learned about them from a kids’ show called Octonauts.

Current mood

Once again thinking about how screwed up we are when our phone options are only iPhone or android phones

Did Nazi Germans ever made something original or just keep stealing stuff and symbols from other cultures? They are like the expert culture appropriators!