Notices by Wannabe Witch 🧙🏻‍♀️ :v_bi: (farah@beige.party)

Huh who knew AWS being down can push people on edge. Fediverse is being a bit bitchy today.

I still believe in y’all. You can do it! Be kind to yourself and others 💕

Sometimes I got back to see my ratings of my very favorite books and they are at 3/5. How am I remembering them wrong??

Touched too much grass. Need some abstract enjoyment pls

@hellomiakoda @KatyElphinstone Partner, yes; friends, no

I don’t if it’s a huge red flag, I don’t have any close friends irl who would hug/squish me

@hellomiakoda @KatyElphinstone I don’t think so! My parents weren’t very physical/ tactile in expressing their affection. I have very little memory of my mother holding me

@KatyElphinstone I’m not really familiar with “pls crush my soul back into my body” but yeah the rest are definitely legit

I got myself a color deck from Sherwin Williams. I haven’t been this happy since my kid was born.

Oh and there was a crow waiting for me on my front yard today. Was I just invited to the local coven?

@KitsuneVixi Or property acquisition. Landlords have all the fun

Why does Bowser keep wanting to marry Peach? They’re not even the same species

@Legit_Spaghetti @davidrevoy

TIL Kirby is nonbinary

You want me to drink 8 glasses of water a day AND get 8 hours of sleep at night? In this economy??

Woke up with super itchy palms as one does after a night of imbibing

So what did I miss?

I’m very drunk. Ask me anything

@WarnerCrocker So withhold taxes? Isn’t that a federal crime?

@WarnerCrocker It only works if there’s money to be lost

My whole body hurts and I am VERY mad at the government.

Yes, good things are happening for me personally but I still hate this timeline

@AnarchoNinaWrites Why would anyone wanna have coffee with a Nazi, unless they don’t have any principle to begin with? I’m not shocked but this phenomenon where people refuse to speak bad about someone dead who was actually truly bad is very concerning. On the same principle, no one should be talk bad about Hitler or Saddam or Bin Laden but we know better