Notices by Feral Aunt Nessie :v_bi: (farah@beige.party)

@aral The world is a cruel unfair place - hordes of kids dying in Gaza because starvation yet people like her still exists

Therapist told me to journal again

I’m gonna start reading my mastodon posts to her

It’s interesting that whenever pop culture depicts the angels, Michael is always the arrogant one, Gabriel is the pompous one. Uriel is somehow always black. Muriel is always the scapegoat/ scatter brained. And there’s no consensus what Raphael should be actually doing. Funny

@skinnylatte How many languages do you speak?

@skinnylatte Don’t they communicate by… pardon my English… farting? 😅

@skinnylatte Aren’t those sardines?

@skinnylatte Damn that looks good! (Although I’ve never had laksa before so no idea what to expect)

What do you mean ‘VibeCon is not conferences for vibrators’?

@skinnylatte Well that was interesting! 😅

@waitworry @skinnylatte Any of you watch Grimm? They had a very weird/interesting episode based on that folklore

@skinnylatte All hail the rat king!! (I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I like to see people’s joy when they’re gaming)

Post-nasal drip was a design flaw. Also the reason why humans are banned in 7/8th of the known universe

From a website, instructions for making less spicy tteokbokki: “use less gochujang, start with 1-2 Tablespoons and add more to taste”

…and that’s how Farah died!

Kidding…

Seriously though, the best I can do is like 0.25 tsp

Dying of embarrassment as I remember that one time I cooked for my Korean friends and was warning them, Bangladeshi food will be really spicy (it was not). Didn’t know they ate gochujang for fun

Why vaccines? I have an immune system!

Why glasses? I have eyes!

Why science? I can do my own research!

Why clothes? I have skin!

Why society? I can live by myself!!

@hellomiakoda Right? Oh and don’t get started on golf courses. They are an utter waste of space

@hellomiakoda Omg yes!

Anyways, on other news, grass cutting season is upon us! That means allergies and migraines!!

Then again I’ve been known to fall for animated characters solely based on their voices, so obviously I can not be trusted

@retrosponge @RickiTarr He’d be an epic drama queen