Notices by Mama Ganoush :v_bi: (farah@beige.party)

@hellomiakoda Right? Oh and don’t get started on golf courses. They are an utter waste of space

@hellomiakoda Omg yes!

Anyways, on other news, grass cutting season is upon us! That means allergies and migraines!!

Then again I’ve been known to fall for animated characters solely based on their voices, so obviously I can not be trusted

@retrosponge @RickiTarr He’d be an epic drama queen

Just thinking about Shakespeare, my favorite play of his is Twelfth Night/ What You Will. How did it take me almost 30 years to figure out, that I’m bi??

I don’t know if it’s the autistic part of me but being able do my daily small things either makes or breaks a day. Maybe I’m a bit eccentric or rigid for wanting to do certain things in a certain way. Telling me I’m bossy or controlling is absolutely not helpful because you’re clearly not seeing the constant panic behind my mask #ActuallyAutistic #Neurodivergent

Of course, I have crush on some of my Fedi mutuals! I’m no heathen!!

No I’m not telling/naming names. Where’s the fun in that?? :ablobcatheart:

I mean, orcas ramming yachts is a good start but I worry about the orcas. They might get seriously injured! And we shouldn’t wish that upon our comrades

In all fairness, yachts are wasted on rich people. I, too, would like to contemplate life in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by water and stars above me. And will probably come out off it with the sense of insignificance in the vast cosmos and try to reduce harm in the world. But will they?

Apologies to half the population but WHY ARE MEN

@andycymro Condolences

@andycymro Did you invite JD Vance?

Sad thing is I used to love the movie

Huh ‘Seven years in Tibet’ was written by a Nazi? Good to know *backs away slowly*

Instead of Canada, maybe USA should choose Israel to be their 51st state. Cause it sure feels like it

@hellomiakoda And did the baby take of its paci and say “what’s up fool?” in Mr T’s voice?

শুভ নববর্ষ! To Bengali people everywhere, happy new year!! It’s first day of summer/ পহেলা বৈশাখ (pahela baishakh) 🍚🥭🎉🎊

@skinnylatte Sounds yummy!

@skinnylatte What do you add your special vinegar to?