Notices by paul (amiserabilist@beige.party), page 2

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@neverbeaten @crinstamcamp

Clarinet at stonehaven harbour.

Stonehaven beach pebbly two textures

@WarnerCrocker

If you go down in the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For every goat that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy goats have their picnic.

Every good little teddy goat
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play.
Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
they'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the ways the teddy goats have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy goats.
The little teddy goats
Are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gayly gad about.
They love to play and shout.
They never have any care.
At 6 o'clock, their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired, little teddy goats.

If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely down in the woods today,
But it's safer to stay at home.
For every goat that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy goats have their picnic.

cr: fb friend.

cr: https://infosec.exchange/@SpaceLifeForm/109990174243799570

@Uair

[Intro]
Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home

[Chorus]
When you call my name
It's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees
I want to take you there
In the midnight hour
I can feel your power
Just like a prayer
You know I'll take you there

[Verse 1]
I hear your voice
It's like an angel sighing
I have no choice
I hear your voice
Feels like flying
I close my eyes
Oh God, I think I'm falling
Out of the sky
I close my eyes
Heaven, help me

[Chorus]
When you call my name
It's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees
I want to take you there
In the midnight hour
I can feel your power
Just like a prayer
You know I'll take you there

[Verse 2]
Like a child
You whisper softly to me
You're in control
Just like a child
Now I'm dancing
It's like a dream
No end and no beginning
You're here with me
It's like a dream
Let the choir sing

[Chorus]
When you call my name
It's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees
I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour
I can feel your power
Just like a prayer
You know I'll take you there
When you call my name
It's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees
I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour
I can feel your power
Just like a prayer
You know I'll take you there

[Reprise]
Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home

[Chorus]
Just like a prayer
Your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me
You are a mystery
Just like a dream
You are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice
Your voice can take me there

[Bridge]
Just like a prayer, I'll take you there
It's like a dream to me (Mmmm...)
Just like a prayer, I'll take you there (I'll take you there)
It's like a dream to me (Oh, oh-oh-oh yeah)
Just like a prayer, I'll take you there (I'll take you there)
It's like a dream to me (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Just like a prayer, I'll take you there (Oh, yeah)
It's like a dream to me (Oh, oh)

[Chorus]
Just like a prayer
Your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me
You are a mystery
Just like a dream
You are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice
Your voice can take me there
Just like a prayer
Your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me
You are a mystery
Just like a dream
You are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice
Your voice can take me there
Your voice can take me there
Like a prayer

[Outro]
It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there
It's like a prayer
It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there
It's like a prayer
It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there
It's like a prayer
It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there
It's like a prayer

@Uair

imagine waking up to both murdoch and trump dead.

JD Vance flew to Montana for secret meeting with Rupert Murdoch and Fox News executives

Buckle up:

When Rupert Murdoch dies the trust that owns News Corp., and thus Fox News, NYPost, and the WSJ, will be inherited by the 4 Murdoch siblings, 3 of whom disagree with Rupert and eldest son Lachlan's politics. They'll likely change editorial leadership at those media properties quickly.

Pope Francis died within 24 hours of meeting JD Vance.

Rupert Murdoch is 94 years old and just met with JD Vance.

Edit: damn guys, it was just morbid humor, not a serious conspiracy theory

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1m46698/comment/n422q4j/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

#trumpIsToast

i hope trump is publicly ruined but i suspect he will resign for "health reasons" and have his phone taken away from him or given a dummy one.

i did not know about the hand signal for help me, and my stupid ass thought she was flirting.

The Signal for Help (or the Violence at Home Signal for Help) is a single-handed gesture that can be used over a video call or in person by an individual to alert others that they feel threatened and need help.[1] Originally, the signal was created as a tool to combat the rise in domestic violence cases around the world linked to self-isolation measures that were related to the COVID-19 pandemic.[2]

The signal is performed by holding one hand up with the thumb tucked into the palm, then folding the four other fingers down, symbolically trapping the thumb by the rest of the fingers.[3] It was designed intentionally as a single continuous hand movement, rather than a sign held in one position, so it could be made easily visible.

The Signal for Help was created by the Canadian Women's Foundation and introduced on April 14, 2020.[4] It soon spread via the TikTok social video platform and was adopted by the international Women's Funding Network (WFN). It received widespread praise from Canadian[5] and international[6][7] news organizations for helping provide a modern solution to the issue of a rise in domestic violence cases.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_for_Help

@Kierkegaanks

The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden' – the remaining letters spell out 'Denmark'

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xennials/comments/1lz8gfe/the_first_3_letters_of_sweden_and_denmark_spell/

no lies detected.

The government is a criminal organization waging war against those that respect the constitution and rule of law.

https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1lq5srf/comment/n11r1rv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

@wendinoakland

:jumping_fox:

they lurk around here.

i was waiting at a crossing and the people in a car were staring at me.

it turned out a fox was next to me waiting to cross too.

@wendinoakland

prepare to potentially piss yourself laughing.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8gvf75

i do not know how this is not a cult classic.

do not worry if you don't like it.

none of my other friends seem to either.

@cobalt123

i am glad.

checked out your weather.

OMG.

@wendinoakland

@cobalt123

i was whining to @Shivviness about 21c

you have my sympathy.

i have been in 40c and that was hell.

i urged my friend to stay by the sea but he wanted to see Seville.

@wendinoakland

@benroyce

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

(thumbs aren't fingers, fight me)

@benroyce

i am bleeding making me the victor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY