It's stupid raining on the stupid weekend. Again. Anyway, here are some stupid irises I've be meaning to post.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 08:29:14 JST Staff Chief of Joints -
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 23:09:52 JST Staff Chief of Joints Privacy is a tradeoff. For example, I can control my bedroom lighting with my voice and, in turn, some weirdos at Amazon get to listen to me rail my wife.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 11:10:23 JST Staff Chief of Joints If humans were actually the result of intelligent design, our bladders would be twice the size so we wouldn't have to pee in the middle of the night.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 07:16:29 JST Staff Chief of Joints Beginning to think some people aren't compatible with the internet.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 22:38:06 JST Staff Chief of Joints I like how social media and news sites call it your "feed". Makes me feel like a farm animal getting fattened up for slaughter so I can be divided up and sold piecemeal to advertisers.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 03-May-2024 06:03:34 JST Staff Chief of Joints I'm no scientist, but if a bird transmits the flu to a cow that is now the cow flu.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 09:50:58 JST Staff Chief of Joints Given my middle-ageness, I will only be using this account to complain about the sodium content of food from here on out.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Apr-2024 05:19:11 JST Staff Chief of Joints The ABCs of Mastodon:
Always be boosting
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-2024 05:01:10 JST Staff Chief of Joints I should have never started being friends with normal people. That's where it all went wrong.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 09:36:03 JST Staff Chief of Joints I hope you all adopted rescue peeves instead of going to a peeve breeder.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 12:56:25 JST Staff Chief of Joints Inside you are two wolves. They are hungry. They are both named Duran.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 21-Apr-2024 09:37:49 JST Staff Chief of Joints It's a Snoop Doggwood cause it's 4/20.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-2024 14:04:55 JST Staff Chief of Joints Can't. That's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 13:03:10 JST Staff Chief of Joints I'm pro-antibiotics, but anti-probiotics.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 09:28:16 JST Staff Chief of Joints Probiotics. Antibiotics. They're both good for you. This makes no fucking sense.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 02:42:39 JST Staff Chief of Joints So weird how it's Easter here, but it's Christmas in Australia.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 00:39:18 JST Staff Chief of Joints It's allergy season in the northern hemisphere. If you rinse your sinuses, I implore you to spend $1 on a gallon of distilled water.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/another-dangerous-amoeba-linked-neti-162530567.html
For years, scientists have known people who use neti pots can become infected with a brain-eating amoeba if they use the wrong kind of water.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 23:41:47 JST Staff Chief of Joints Sorry I'm late. Just got back from body doubling for John Cena last night.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 08:25:14 JST Staff Chief of Joints Save the drama for your llama.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 01:09:48 JST Staff Chief of Joints Hell yah I've got an HDMI. Hot dog / mouth interface. Also serves as a cereal port.