Domesticated cats be like fuck you I'm wild as hell on this throw pillow in the sun!
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 19:58:22 JST Staff Chief of Joints
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 09:16:05 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Lovecraftian does not mean "like Love Boat but on a hovercraft". I was way off.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 05:53:18 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Shhhhh. The peonies are blooming.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 20:16:59 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Mumbling Under My Breath Against the Machine
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 20:16:56 JST Staff Chief of Joints
@adhdeanasl
Disapproving Look Against the Machine -
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 12-May-2025 03:49:45 JST Staff Chief of Joints
I thought eating a gummy before working in the garden was a good idea, but I just spent 15 minutes staring at the water pattern coming out of a sprinkler and now I forget why I'm in the shed.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 11:49:29 JST Staff Chief of Joints
The key to success is being completely confident in what you're doing at all times, combined with a healthy realization that you have no idea what you're doing whatsoever.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 05:55:49 JST Staff Chief of Joints
A leek flower
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 09-May-2025 10:46:27 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Still got that new pope smell.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 08:40:59 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Instead of white smoke, they should shoot the new pope out of a cannon.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 08:39:46 JST Staff Chief of Joints
@Nickiquote
Pope Dong II -
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 07-May-2025 01:42:36 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Mastonauts! Assemble!
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 05-May-2025 19:03:40 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Not now sweetie. Daddy's giving out dopamine on the internet.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 21:51:53 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Yes, but, can the 4th?
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 21:07:45 JST Staff Chief of Joints
All your clematis are belong to us.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 05:39:32 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Black smoke - no new pope
Red smoke - send more pizza
Brown smoke - we clogged the shitter again
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 03:51:53 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Hear me out. It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest. But, it's Cadbury Creme Eggs and instead of eating them....well, you get the idea.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 17-Apr-2025 06:08:55 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Gonna have to change the band name to Huey Lewis & The Holy Shit What The Fuck.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 17-Apr-2025 01:28:37 JST Staff Chief of Joints
Remember when they called TV "the boob tube" because it was for idiots? I'm calling the internet "the rube tubes" because its main use is fooling morons.
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Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Apr-2025 01:39:20 JST Staff Chief of Joints
I ran the numbers, and according to my calculations, people have lost their goddamn minds.