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   Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 10:00:32 JST Staff Chief of Joints

   Two athletes were disqualified for using banned wax and I can't automatically assume they used it on their skis because of the whole penis injection thing.

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     mark (atleagle@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 10:00:31 JST mark

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     @the_etrain is this phrase like a John mastadon thing, or has it really happened?

     Has John mastadon taught Olympians how to inject a penis?

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     mark (atleagle@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 11:04:25 JST mark

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     @the_etrain I accept the challenge

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     Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 11:04:27 JST Staff Chief of Joints

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     @ATLeagle
     I'm not going to rob you of the privilege of googling "Olympics penis injection".

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     mark (atleagle@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 11:19:42 JST mark

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     @the_etrain lol. Im even finding scientific explanations

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     Nuclear Oatmeal :paranoid: (nuclearoatmeal@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 12:33:27 JST Nuclear Oatmeal :paranoid:

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     @ATLeagle @the_etrain

     John Mastodon has taught all things to all seekers of knowledge. He has taught the bees how to make honey. He brought the knowledge of nest making to all birds that sought that knowledge. He taught the fish to swim.

     John Mastodon taught the stars to shine, and the Eldritch horrors how to steal souls.

     So a little bit of penis injection is a 15 minute seminar.