Notices by MaleGoddess :verified: (malegoddess@poa.st)
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@lain
NYC was so annoying. I hopped in a taxi and the driver drove the entire way with his hand on the horn honking every 0.5 seconds.
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@grey
I'm probably not going to watch it, but can you give a rundown?
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In the future, you will be able to colonize the outer planets, but only if you shove an air hose up your ass.
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Someone took a picture of me in public behind my back.
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@LukeAlmighty
Luke kissed his sister with tongue
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@green_tea
These people have lived without consequence spewing their hatred towards White people for so long they thought they were safe.
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@charlie_root @kuteboicoder
There was a teacher on poast. Some journo doxxed him and I don't know the outcome, the teacher deleted his account.
Fuck these people. Play by their rules, nothing is off limits. I find you talking shit about Charlie Kirk getting murdered, I'm contacting your mom and your employer.
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Facebook is a gold mine. People are using their real names to mock and celebrate Charlie Kirk's murder.
Real names, connected to real LinkedIn accounts, connected to real addresses.
I've contacted employers and chains of command while sitting on the toilet.
How are people so fucking stupid?
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@milk @graf @Sideshow_Jane @TrevorGoodchild
I don't think they aimed for necks, that's just where they got hits on tissue.
One guy was in the guard tower and his goggles fell over his face. The sniper hit him in the back of the helmet and broke the goggle strap.
Another guy had a bullet hit inside his helmet, wrapped around back and flew out the other side.
Then one guy got hit in the neck, carotid artery. Blood sprayed everywhere, the guy next to him pulled out a maxi pad and applied pressure, but forgot to pull it out of the wrapper. Medic was over there in seconds. Everyone was for certain this guy was dead.
Our medic was a miracle worker. Did his magic, and like a week later the dude was back out there in his blood stained armor. He even turned down his purple heart, I didn't know you could do that.
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@Sideshow_Jane @graf @TrevorGoodchild
I wouldn't say a pro, but definitely someone who spent time behind a trigger.
The shooter was 125-200m away. If they were aiming for the head or center mass, that's at least 8 inches off target.
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@graf @Sideshow_Jane @TrevorGoodchild
No one aims for the neck though. They were either aiming for the chest or head. Chest has all the vital organs, and head of course will kill.
Shooter was probably waiting for a clean head shot.
People get shot in the neck and survive. This shooter was lucky to hit the spine.
A conversation I had with a sniper way back when, he said he would aim for the medulla oblongata. A hit there would cause everything to seize. That's like center of the face if head on I think.
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@r000t @EvolLove @cjd @mushroom_soup
One guy's dick somehow came out twisted because of his circumcision. The head was like upside down. We called him twizzler dick.
Seriously, I saw so many fucked up circumcisions that I became completely against the idea of it.
That 0.1% statistic is way off. These guys had functional penises, but they looked like they got hit with a weed whacker and got caught up in it and spun around.
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@r000t @cjd @EvolLove @mushroom_soup
Nah, open bay showers. It's not an army shower if your buddy's shower water isn't splashing on you.
I wasn't actively looking at dicks, but if someone was like, "Look at Young's dick, it's all fucked up!" I'd look and say, "Holy shit, I think they cut off too much with that circumcision!"
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@cjd @EvolLove @mushroom_soup
Pretty sure it's higher than 0.1%
I was in the infantry, and I saw a lot of dicks. Some dudes had some horrible horrible circumcisions. Like, someone should have been charged with a crime levels of bad.
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@alessmussolini88 will it make my balls hang low though?
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Hot take from the Bee
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@wizardmanperson
I was reading about this the other day. Even if you do apply for the job, you're not going to get it, they'll just pull the listing, change it up a little, and relist it until they can fill it with a jeet.
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@satsuki @wizardmanperson
I was scoping reddit the other day, and someone was complaining about being the only white guy on the dev team, and how he didn't feel like a cultural match for these people.
In the comments someone said it's okay to call them Indians.
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What is the going on here? Wasn't she the one pushing against sexy women in vidya?
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@graf @mischievoustomato @coolboymew
Aim was the shit. I knew a girl with a webcam that would show off them pixelated titties
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