Notices by syzygy (syzygy@dsmc.space)
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@mint Rob Pike and I live not too far from each other and I actually met him in a Woolworths yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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@pwm The west should withdraw from the middle east on the condition that crude stays under $60 a barrel, if they do some shit that makes it go over by even a dollar then the responsible parties are nuked to oblivion. They can have their dumb regional conflicts, I do not care, but if some cunt tries to close a shipping lane then nuclear rape penalty.
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Time for energy drink #2 and a filterless chigarette
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@pwm I aim to displease.
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@graf @theorytoe @authen @fiore @Tony @pernia @pwm @Merc @ktaxi @kirby @p @sysrq @C_J_S They wouldn't allow that, they gotta keep a brotha down 😤
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@graf @theorytoe @authen @fiore @Tony @pernia @pwm @Merc @ktaxi @kirby @p @sysrq @C_J_S He got that dawg in him
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@graf @theorytoe @authen @fiore @Tony @pernia @pwm @Merc @ktaxi @kirby @p @sysrq Viper was innocent but also #BeastMode
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@kirby @theorytoe @authen @fiore @Tony @pernia @pwm @Merc @ktaxi @p @sysrq @graf Fuck off
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@f0x @p nah
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@f0x @p nothing
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@p toes
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@phnt @mangeurdenuage I just don't update it
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@Junes quad9 just works
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@Junes No doubt some nigger is gonna appear "🤓 erhm well acktually"
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@RustyCrab @Junes FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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Need an evil sinoid foid gf where our relationship is extremely antagonistic
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@RustyCrab I've heard enough, Claude, make 10,000 new frontends, make every mistake
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Just landed in Clyde North
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We sendin' pernia to Auschwitz
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@pwm Not beating the aboriginal allegations
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