Conversation

Notices

1. Embed this notice
    (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Thursday, 20-Aug-2026 16:54:15 JST 
   #raperobpike
   • Embed this notice
     T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Aug-2026 16:54:13 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:

     in reply to

     • syzygy
     @syzygy @mint Rob Pike and I live not too far from each other and I actually met him in a Woolworths yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
     
     I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
     
     When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
   • Embed this notice
     syzygy (syzygy@dsmc.space)'s status on Thursday, 20-Aug-2026 16:54:14 JST syzygy

     in reply to
     @mint Rob Pike and I live not too far from each other and I actually met him in a Woolworths yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
     
     I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
     
     When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
   • Embed this notice
     T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Aug-2026 17:04:28 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:

     in reply to

     • pwm
     @pwm @mint
     but if you do it consensually its actually rape
   • Embed this notice
     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Thursday, 20-Aug-2026 17:04:29 JST pwm

     in reply to
     @mint He's likely a CNC enthusiast and this is therefore impossible