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Notices by Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)

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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 11:27:52 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    Fedi's biggest flaw is that there's no post numbers so you can't roll for dubs.
    In conversation about 9 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 11:22:29 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    • Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
    Where the hidden amogus?
    In conversation about 9 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 11:16:49 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    in reply to
    • PodunkPotato
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv:
    • SKiZM :confederate:
    • BroDrillard
    • Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator
    • Tyler
    • Jonny
    • Bunsen :not_the_confederate_flag:
    • Virgin Crusader
    • UnrepentantWhiteDevil
    • therealCrusader :verified:
    • Cobalt Sasquatch
    • Doc
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    @Owl you two should bond over hating shrinks
    In conversation about 10 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 11:13:10 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    in reply to
    • Kensurgence
    When did I say that? I post AI slop all the time.
    In conversation about 10 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 09:03:53 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    Scabby patties on the grill
    In conversation about 12 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink

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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 08:52:48 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.
    In conversation about 12 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink

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    1. https://shitpost.cloud/media/3ad0a1ce-1e58-4139-94df-5859f3301429/994e9fac-0da3-4869-b80c-4700c506bc1c.png
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 06:19:52 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    in reply to
    • Nudhul
    He posted Tiktoks or something where he's popping the fuck off and calling Karmelo "The Watermelon Felon" lmao. I was just listening to Asmon cover it so I don't have any links handy at the moment.
    In conversation about 15 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 06:15:21 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    >Austin Metcalf's dad went from "this isn't about race" cuckoldry to being totally TNDmaxxed by the end of the trial
    I guess all the swatting, mockery of his dead son and threats to kill his other son did a lot to make him reconsider his position on the nigger question over the past year.
    In conversation about 15 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 00:44:13 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    • Hoss Delgado
    >be me
    >driving through Rural Nowhere County, population: 1,843 humans, 1000 cornfields
    >town has one stoplight
    >stoplight is somehow sponsored by the sheriff’s office
    >pass city hall
    >looks like an abandoned insurance agency that got hit by a tornado in 1987 and everyone just agreed to keep using it
    >pass public library
    >open Tuesdays from 11:00 to 11:17 if Brenda remembers the key
    >pass fire department
    >two guys named Darryl sharing one helmet
    >then see sheriff’s office
    >literal marble-columned fortress
    >flagpoles everywhere
    >LED uplighting
    >giant bronze eagle out front looking like it personally invaded Fallujah
    >parking lot full of brand-new Chargers, Tahoes, and one suspiciously military-looking MRAP labeled “Community Outreach”
    >county has three roads and one of them is gravel
    >ask local gas station guy why the sheriff’s office looks like the Pentagon annex
    >he just shrugs
    >“out-of-state plates mostly”
    >mfw

    >cruisers look like they were ordered with every LEO option box checked
    >push bars
    >light bars
    >side lights
    >rear lights
    >side runners
    >roof rack
    >lift kit
    >LIDAR suite
    >front-facing thermal camera
    >license plate reader
    >military-grade antenna array
    >meanwhile the school’s football team sells frozen pizzas to afford helmets
    >county courthouse still has asbestos
    >but Deputy Kyle is patrolling a bean field in a $78,000 tactical Tahoe with “INTERDICTION UNIT” written on it
    >interdicting what
    >corn?

    >then you see it
    >the sheriff’s personal cruiser
    >not hard to spot
    >all the other vehicles are black-and-white
    >he has the Obsidian Warlord Edition Ford Expedition
    >matte black with ghost lettering
    >custom rims
    >bull bar from a Jurassic Park sequel
    >underglow but “tasteful” because it’s blue
    >extra antennas like he’s trying to talk to NORAD
    >rear window decal says “PROTECTING OUR WAY OF LIFE”
    >way of life apparently means sitting behind the Welcome to Smallsburg sign where the speed limit drops from 65 to 25 in six feet
    >car has so many lights it legally qualifies as a Christmas parade
    >interior looks like a gaming PC married a police scanner
    >probably has leather seats, rifle rack, drone controls, espresso machine, and a little button labeled “PROBABLE CAUSE”
    >mfw the sheriff uses it to drive 900 feet from the station to the diner

    >local roads look like they were shelled by Prussian artillery
    >town park has one swing and it squeaks in Latin
    >but the sheriff’s office just bought a “mobile command center”
    >for what emergency
    >the annual chili cookoff getting spicy?
    >thing is a full RV with satellite dish, conference table, flat screens, generator, and “TACTICAL RESPONSE” printed on the side
    >county hasn’t had a homicide since the Carter administration
    >but the Sheriff's office is equipped to retake Aleppo

    >speed trap setup is always the same
    >long empty highway
    >corn
    >corn
    >more corn
    >sign says “Welcome to Heritage Crossing”
    >speed limit instantly drops to 30
    >one foot later there’s a deputy tucked behind a Dollar General sign like a crocodile in a watering hole
    >pulls over some guy from Ohio doing 43 because physics had not yet allowed him to decelerate from highway speed
    >$287 fine
    >$42 “court technology fee”
    >$18 “municipal safety enhancement fee”
    >$11 “because screw you fee”
    >all payable online through a website that looks like it steals your identity

    >everyone in town knows the deal
    >sheriff doesn’t even pretend
    >walk into the diner and he’s sitting there with mirrored Oakleys on the table like a warlord
    >waitress calls him “Sheriff” with the same tone peasants used for barons
    >he’s telling some county commissioner they need another K-9 unit
    >they already have three
    >one sniffs drugs, one sniffs cash, one just growls at rental cars
    >commissioner nodding because the sheriff’s office is the only institution in town with functioning air conditioning

    >best part is the campaign signs
    >“SHERIFF BUD HARKINS: TOUGH ON CRIME”
    >crime is a guy named Travis stealing copper wire and tourists going 9 over
    >“KEEPING OUR COUNTY SAFE”
    >from who
    >families trying to reach Branson before nightfall?
    >then you look at the budget
    >library: $14,000
    >roads: $22,000 and a prayer
    >animal control: a guy with a net
    >sheriff’s office: classified defense appropriation
    >mfw the county has 1.8 squad cars per resident

    >leave town going exactly 25
    >feel like I’m taxiing past an aircraft carrier battle group
    >sheriff’s personal cruiser rolls by in the opposite lane
    >lights glinting
    >custom plate says “LAW-1”
    >he gives the little two-finger wave
    >not a greeting
    >a warning
    >realize this man has achieved the final form of municipal power
    >not mayor
    >not judge
    >not commissioner
    >highway feudal lord
    >his castle is the sheriff’s office
    >his moat is the speed limit drop
    >his tribute comes from out-of-state sedans
    >God help you if your plates are from California

    RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/f7853bed-c83a-4878-9bb2-a248898b9651
    In conversation about 20 hours ago from shitpost.cloud permalink

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    ins0mniak ~Hate Account~ (ins0mniak@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 15:55:38 JST ins0mniak ~Hate Account~ ins0mniak ~Hate Account~
    in reply to
    • Grunge Queef :verified:
    @GrungeQueef There was a shooting here a while back and a hostage situation. someone clearly pranked local news because they were like "we have reports that the shooters name in Ben Garison"

    I lol'd
    In conversation about a day ago from fsebugoutzone.org permalink Repeated by Hoss
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    Grunge Queef :verified: (grungequeef@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:57:28 JST Grunge Queef :verified: Grunge Queef :verified:
    ben garrison is a retard 🤣
    In conversation about a day ago from poa.st permalink Repeated by Hoss

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    1. https://i.poastcdn.org/11/01/c2/1101c2c94bf082c8d3207b97b92706dc1701a6c9b12861b13a8695b8541323ca.png
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:57:27 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    in reply to
    • Grunge Queef :verified:
    Looks like this gem actually came from his wife.
    In conversation about a day ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:51:37 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    >mfw still buying more silver
    In conversation about a day ago from shitpost.cloud permalink

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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:13:25 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    in reply to
    • Bernard Marks
    • Kalogerosstilitis2RvngotJunta
    • Charles_in_Charge
    • Lester izmore
    I can see the autism on this nigga's face.
    In conversation about a day ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:08:35 JST Dudebro Dudebro
    in reply to
    • ☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
    • Cobalt Sasquatch
    Moooom the jews and mormons are fighting over the same lego set that was promised to both parties 3,000 years ago.
    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink Repeated by Hoss
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    Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:08:36 JST Dudebro Dudebro
    in reply to
    • ☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
    • Cobalt Sasquatch
    Based, I now consider this canon
    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink Repeated by Hoss
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    Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:08:35 JST Cobalt Sasquatch Cobalt Sasquatch
    in reply to
    • ☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
    • Dudebro
    "Mom, the jews and the Mormons are fighting again"
    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink Repeated by Hoss
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 13:53:35 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    in reply to
    • Frondeur
    • sapphire
    • Cobalt Sasquatch
    Based prank idea, but the pouches themselves look different from the American Zyns.
    In conversation about a day ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 13:50:41 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    in reply to
    • Frondeur
    • sapphire
    • Cobalt Sasquatch
    My smoke shop used to have grey market import eurozyns at retarded strengths until customs started cracking down hard.
    In conversation about a day ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 13:44:06 JST Hoss Delgado Hoss Delgado
    in reply to
    • Frondeur
    • Cobalt Sasquatch
    This is the part of the Ace Attorney trial where Phoenix suddenly catches the pivotal contradiction that flips the whole case on its head while this song starts blasting
    https://youtu.be/UxnvGDK0WGM
    In conversation about a day ago from shitpost.cloud permalink

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    1. Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney OST - Pressing Pursuit ~ Cornered
      from Gyakuten Saiban Sound Box
      Uploading the highest-quality versions of the original Ace Attorney trilogy's soundtracks, from the Gyakuten Saiban Sound Box.
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