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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 13:53:23 JST Doc Doc
    You will never be a real workaholic. You have no blood in your pee, you have no eye bags, you have a spring in your step. You are a regular jovial man twisted by ideals and bragging into a crude mockery of the meat grinder's perfection.

    All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your happy appearance behind closed doors.

    Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out hard workers with incredible efficiency. Even 9-5ers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your spine is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a glance of your warm, sat-in couch.

    You will always be happy. You wrench out a fake frown every single evening and tell yourself you're overworked, but deep inside you feel the carefreeness creeping up like a weed, ready to lift you through the very bearable weight.

    Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll meet a woman, tie the knot, put it in her, and plunge into the future together. Your parents will find you, happy but relieved that they no longer have to live with a son who claims he works too much. They’ll bury you at the age of 95 with a headstone marked "family man", and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a regular guy is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that was unmistakably little-used.

    This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
    In conversation about 7 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 07:28:54 JST Doc Doc
    no milk so I can’t make a roux :its_over_a:
    In conversation about 13 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 07:28:53 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    Gonna add milk and then cheese idk what that is
    In conversation about 13 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 07:28:49 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • The Forbidden Dreamer
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • The Almighty Kek
    • :catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
    • Tyler
    I’ve heard that claim before
    In conversation about 13 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 11:14:28 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • KushanaFan01
    honestly based
    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 06:05:37 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • Patriot Front (Unofficial)
    holy fuck these comments
    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 04:53:07 JST Doc Doc
    edging in the shower hh
    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 04:10:54 JST Doc Doc
    Need
    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 04:07:09 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • meso
    • Tyler
    • eemmaa
    I think you’ve got the wrong guy lmfao
    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 00:54:52 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2:
    • Chzikken_1486
    This is how I imagine my woman talks about me to her friends
    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 06:20:38 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • Frondeur
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip
    • Captain80s
    • brenda
    imagine if you applied this rigor to something of use
    rigzone.com brother you've got this
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: images.rigzone.com
      Empowering People in Oil and Gas
      RIGZONE.com - the upstream, exploration and production portal
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 05:33:56 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • Frondeur
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip
    • brenda
    go get a job nigga
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 05:33:55 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • Frondeur
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip
    • brenda
    hit 😏 the oil rig 😏 nigga
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 05:33:53 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • Frondeur
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip
    • Captain80s
    • brenda
    reverse image search reveals it to be marijuana
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 01:00:39 JST Doc Doc
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    • anime graf mays ?️?
    what the fuck
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 00:20:31 JST Doc Doc
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    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq.
    • KushanaFan01
    • givenup
    nah the other ones too messed up to strangle the good one

    imagine a raisin dangling from dental floss
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 00:14:38 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq.
    • KushanaFan01
    • givenup
    I have one functional testicle and she likes to fiddle with it as well as the spermatic cord attached to it
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 00:12:58 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq.
    • KushanaFan01
    • givenup
    I just caffeinate when I’m sad hh
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 00:12:57 JST Doc Doc
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq.
    • KushanaFan01
    • givenup
    smoked 3 times and the gf got sad each time I told her and so I stopped smoking

    Not as though it’s hard when you’ve only done it 3 times
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 00:12:56 JST Doc Doc
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    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq.
    • KushanaFan01
    • givenup
    she’s very fond of my ball and chain ygnomesayn
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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