Notices by milkposter (themilkman@shitposter.world)
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nicotine and 400mg of caffeine
only 100mgs into the caffeine and i feel superhuman, yep, im gonna fucking kill it
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I always got protection with me in case i get lucky in the street
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so apparently my parents thought i was going on a date or smthn cuz i was giga adamant my mom doesn't come with me to the mall, to her horror, i come back with a bag of fitness shit.
anyways here is what i got i didn't find the flavor of protein i like so i'm just gonna order it
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wuh... what
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@asa no instead i get sexually harrassed by women 10+ older than me
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@asa they just want your body bro, they don't care about you at all you are fresh meat, that's why i call them witches, they are so fucking manipulative.
the first time i had encountered them they quickly analyzed that i was shy around women and switched gears to "don't worry, come over here, we just want to talk"
sure whatever virginity barrier, but i want to have a long term relationship not to be a human dildo for some whore, i'm in no rush to lose my virginity.
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@asa i will NOT fall for temptation :teto_drill:
i will be honest 90% of the reason why i am so adamant about it is because my mom warned me about women taking advantage of me because i am so GULLIBLE.
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@asa
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@asa you know if/when i end up texting with some chick and she tries to tempt me into something i am just going to send this
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why is it so hard to talk to women i like but so easy to talk to women i fucking despise?
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@asa some women i swear you first look at them and they just hate you automatically
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@asa how those wenches could hate a sensitive young gentleman such as myself is beyond me, at least whores know how to pretend to be nice.
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@asa i would be grumpy asf if i was possessed by a yugioh card
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@asa i'm already a blue eyes white dragon
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@asa nah just kidding im BROOWNNNN
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@asa actually i have this deadly disease called re-vitiligo, it's the opposite of what micheal jackson had
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@teto i scream rape in front of the mirror while brushing my teeth sometimes
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@teto there is so much wrong here
what the fuck
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@maxmustermann @teto I WOULDN'T WISH GETTING CUCKED ON MY WORST ENEMIES
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this is my cat mia, she might seem fucking stupid but she is actually quite clever.
she knows how to open doors by herself, so we started locking the apartment doors when it gets late so she doesn't go out, we also caught her trying to turn the key to unlock the door.
here she is on her favorite chair, which is the only one she gets to ravage freely without being punished.
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