@theorytoe@bleedingphoenix first of all, you're the one who said you wanted to get pegged, second of all, all my sexual tastes are trad, like armpits (smooth surface and fertile aroma), and wanting to get smacked in the head with a 2x4 (only after marriage of course)
@theorytoe@bleedingphoenix "good morning madam, i noticed you have some quite well honed glutes (i would rather say)[not as well honed as mine however], it was especially of note due to the fact that you are a woman, thus your glutes seem to emphasize your womanly character (women stand out by having wider hips than men [this is due to the fact that women carry babies and thus need to deliver them later]), haha it seems my rambling has overstayed it's welcome, to cut it short i want you to to wear a strap on, and insert it into my rectum"
@tyler@icedquinn@f0x@phnt@nyanide they put me in the looney bin for that, i just kicked my bully down the stairs, idk why they had to "do something" after the fact, it wasn't gonna happen again, we all know it's not gonna happen again, he won't try it.
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milkpostermy favorite memory online was when we had some finnish guy who could speak english but nobody understood him, but then we eventually met a different finnish guy who talked to him in finnish, so then he explained to us that he can't understand what he's saying either and he thinks the guy is just retarded, it felt like a scooby doo day that day
@sun@Curvin@Eiregoat that too, probably the intention, i did a lot of those not even that long ago, when i did it i usually did wordplay, i like it when it rhymes. "a toast to who rode and wrote of his abode of a boat off the coast left afloat"