Notices by Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 20:48:04 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
HERE IS MY OWN MESSAGE TO ALL YOU ALIEN SUCMFUCKS.
I DO NOT CARE WHETHER YOU COME IN PEACE OR WAR, HUMANITY WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
HERE IS WHAT WE WILL DO TO YOU ONCE WE BOARD ALL YOUR STUPID SPACESHIPS AND GET TO YOUR STUPID ASS PLANET:
1. KILL ALL OF YOU, NOT JUST THE MEN BUT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN TOO
2. RAPE WHICHEVER PART OF YOUR FOUL RACE IS RAPEABLE, OTHERWISE READ POINT 1 AGAIN
3. TAKE ALL YOUR SHINY GUBBINS
4. TAKE ALL YOUR SPACE DAKKA
5. USE YOUR SPACEFARING TECHNOLOGY TO FIND MORE ALIENS TO RAPE AND STEAL FROM
OUR GOD GIVEN SOLAR SYSTEM IS OUR SACRED AIRSPACE AND YOU SLIMY ASSHOLES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DESECRATE IT WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, AND WE ARE COMING FOR YOU, XENO.
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 22:44:04 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
>be swarthoid nigger buck, 2016 circa
>loitering in a walmart parking lot looking for gibs to steal
>spot a unsecured bike
>gibsmedat.ogg
>middle age wyte woman yells at you as you ride away
>SUDDENTLY, a wyte man riding a pale horse followed by his dogs start chasing
>aw shit nigga he got a LASSO
>with one swing of the rope the huwite man wrangles your negro ass by the ankle off the bike and calls the police to buck break you
>Sheiiiiiiiiiit.jpg
This is the American story ever -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 04:40:18 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 01:29:31 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@BowsacNoodle I have a pad and I wanted to try it because it was funny but I was feeling stupid and that's why I asked, however some of these exercises as absurd as they look, are actually feeling like exercises.
I am a bit out of shape atm though 😐 -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 00:58:08 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@BowsacNoodle Well that's one way to define exercises made for the purpose of strengthening your ability to, as the teens call it:"Give backshots" -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 00:47:00 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
What the fuck is this 5x30 workout meme and is it an effective way to get fit -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Feb-2025 20:34:44 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
>Bridget on the timeline
The homosex is seeping into my goddamn page already, I hate queers and the characters with wich queers identify just as goddamn much. -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Feb-2025 18:57:52 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@Tactical @SuperSnekFriend Wolflady who sends you pictures of a plushie modeled after herself -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 10:19:30 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
India Pale Ale is an invention made for a time before beer was easier to keep fresh that we were NEVER meant to come back to.
How it became a fucking gay hipster's drink in our time is beyond me.
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 23:33:19 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
I don't know if anyone of you has any experience fixing computer related bullshit but I am just at my last straw over here, no guides I have seen online have helped me at all, I NEED some fucking HELP, right fucking now, I have an imaginary gun pointed at the roof of my mouth I'm about to do it -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 03:53:57 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
The Japanese if they had a Patriot Act of their own: -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 22:51:59 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 07:32:03 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@lain Ew, a nigger -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 31-Jan-2025 03:34:11 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
"No refunds, soyim."
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 31-Jan-2025 00:17:58 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@Paultron @griffith IS SHE NOT WEARING ANY -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 00:08:44 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@Shadowman311 >Don't forget the cookies
The Romans had something akin to cookies, Crustula were such made from butter, honey and finely grinded wheat. -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 25-Jan-2025 23:15:56 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@Bad_Banner >City
>Less than a dozen residential houses
>Bare minimum infrastructure
>Zero crimerate
>No littered trash
How much is rent? -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-2025 21:34:14 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Gonzo17 It has to be said again: NEVER open up to women, NEVER show ANY vulnerability, they WILL strike any and ALL exposed weakpoints without delay, they get kicks out of tearing the hearts off sensible Men. -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 22:18:29 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
@rlier23 @SuperSnekFriend Eimi's boobs somehow got even bigger in the swimsuit alt despite her usually wearing a bra... with zippers on it... -
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Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 01:54:09 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
I've had Prime before, it's mid