Notices by SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)

@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social Because they specialize in crapping out bullshit

🇯🇵 suki: Awww, you're sweet ❤

🇷🇺 suki: Hello, Human Resources?!

@taylan@fedi.feministwiki.org @john@sauropods.win @jianmin@defcon.social The first one is definitely your own fault. Every programming language has their own identifiers for code. Stuff like require() is very old and doesn't tend to get used in modern PHP development at all.

What I would do with MediaWiki is store all my settings in environment variables instead and then in the LocalSettings.php config file just write getenv('DATABASE_PASSWORD'), etc.

As for checking the contents with a null coalescing operator doing it like you did it now is completely fine, but if you really wanted t avoid the "blah" expression from being evaluated you should just use array_key_exists() on the $_SERVER array beforehand to check if your 'FOOBAR' is actually there.

And yes MediaWiki specifically a very love-hate piece of software. It's obviously 23 years old so it's actually amazing that it still works the way it does honestly. On one hand I do like that MediaWiki is very modular and easy to customize and extend, but in some modules, especially parts that don't get touched very often, its 23 year old age really shows through the cracks.

I wouldn't say MediaWiki is representative of the modern PHP experience at all however, especially compared to applications built on top of frameworks like Laravel, Lumen or Symfony.

@julia@eepy.moe I gotta say Misskey based instances do be hitting different if you don't at least remove the default "new note" notification sound

@shellsharks@malici.ous.computer @andrewstiefel@mas.to @Kalabasa@mastodon.social @soatok@furry.engineer @thisismissem@hachyderm.io @nivenly@hachyderm.io @NorcalGma2@sfba.social @zyzzyxdonta@social.tchncs.de @tobi@goblin.technology @raelzero@merveilles.town @jollyorc@social.5f9.de @booters@kolektiva.social @ireneista@adhd.irenes.space @rysiek@mstdn.social @giovan@mastodon.social @blogroll@fosstodon.org @EmilyMoranBarwick@mastodon.social @chrishannah@fosstodon.org @Jayhoffmann@mastodon.social @theresmiling@ibe.social @abosio@fosstodon.org @jsjoshua@esq.social @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange @nathanu@lounge.town @davew@mastodon.social @nazhamid@mastodon.social @benji@corteximplant.com @kedara@flipping.rocks @plunch@plunch.de @adam@social.lol @notnite@coolmathgam.es @joel@fosstodon.org @TheIdOfAlan@hachyderm.io Why you starting a hellthread?

@jianmin@defcon.social @john@sauropods.win I used php a decade agoThere you go.

From my experience every single person who says PHP is bad hasn't used it in a decade.

@thalber@tech.lgbt Might be something you have to make

@jianmin@defcon.social @john@sauropods.win PHP makes it very hard to implement websites using best practices. What are you talking about? PHP is literally designed for web. What would you use instead?

@sun@shitposter.world First they realize this and then the SEO optimization algorithms kick in and there you go.

@sun@shitposter.world Because

@hj@shigusegubu.club @iamada@tech.lgbt @mer@shrine.moe Yes, I definitely don't mind more fedi peoples coming over to chill with me sometime. I'd prefer it if you'd at least me know before you arrive.

@hj@shigusegubu.club @iamada@tech.lgbt @mer@shrine.moe I know I'm not really anonymous on the fediverse anyways. My instance is hosted from my home IP address and my business is registered to my home address as well.

@mer@shrine.moe @iamada@tech.lgbt My birthday is on my profile. I literally don't know what you can gain from knowing my birthday.

@iamada@tech.lgbt My birthday is actually january first so this is exactly how I feel on every form where I fill in my birthday. I'm default.

@jianmin@defcon.social @john@sauropods.win There's literally nothing wrong with PHP

@john@sauropods.win Nextcloud is nothing like Wordpress. I highly recommend Nextcloud but I don't recommend Wordpress.

They really have nothing in common except both being mostly written using PHP, which doesn't mean anything.

@cell@shitposter.world I think people definitely prefer reading text over screenshots.

@lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space Don't look up the original logo of GNU TeXmacs.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tm_gnu1b.png

@rick@a.n0id.space @Erpel@hai.z0ne.social Science did actually answer because Teto is also wearing another cute oversized hoodie in the song called "Science".

https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=m-bvW4pKT68

@aetios@sns.minovsky.space What are they listening to specifically? LMFAO?