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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 02:23:56 JST
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Everyone ITT saying oof and not giving Japanbro credit for bants. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 02:23:55 JST
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I really want a meat pie. Maybe after lent. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Apr-2026 13:05:33 JST
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>how to blow fuses and start a car fire
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 21:49:42 JST
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>So you think people should subjugate giant crustaceans to do battle and the losing mega-lobster should drowned in boiling butter? -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 20:14:49 JST
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Cursed -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 06:48:38 JST
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I’ve posted the maths on this before. Optimal is relative term (pun noticed but not intended), and staying in your region historically meant you were closer than third cousin twice removed. I mention explicitly in the posts that I don’t recommend people hook up with their cousins, but the maths suggest it isn’t likely to cause issues from genetics alone.
https://poa.st/objects/61e5a9a1-c0f7-4ac1-bd45-1c2e06d... -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-2026 21:07:30 JST
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After the USSR enacted a disability insurance scheme, a friend of mine witnessed an old lady meeting up with her friend on their way to the market.
>Lady 2: “Where’ s your cane? Aren’t you on the program”
>Lady 1: “Oh silly me I forgot it! Wait for me I will be quick!”
He then saw the old lady RUN to her house two blocks away before running back with cane in hand. She met up with Lady 2 and both walked with canes the remaining distance. Perverse incentives are a massive problem, and I would bet many people near that threshold are smart enough to skew their answers for gibs. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-2026 21:07:28 JST
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Unironically true. Almost everyone but Europeans has operated with tall poppy syndrome for centuries, maybe millenia, and it’s basically baked in to their low trust societies. Those who threatened the rulers are cut down. It’s here in the west now too, especially obvious to most zoomers and the astute Gen X and millennials. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-2026 21:03:53 JST
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Victory for landlords @elftummy -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-2026 20:33:28 JST
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Surely there are jobs a person of 83 iq can do in regular society. They may be repetitive or require supervision, but the dignity and value of actually doing work is far better for most of them than living on the dole. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2026 07:52:46 JST
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it’s not truuuuuue! -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2026 02:47:15 JST
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@Ash_Kvetchum @tyler >Steven, you’re so good with the computers! You should study computer science!
>*drops course and changes majors to prevent an F*
Every major has those courses. At least the sciences. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 19:14:42 JST
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@eee True. They’re nice until they’re not and they’re strong and retarded and bread to kill. Anyone who puts one of those near children is foolish. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 19:11:23 JST
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>Guy bringing his pibble to the playground -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 13:03:20 JST
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>bass line breakdown with rapid image montage
>”policemen swear to God…” -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 12:56:24 JST
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>La Cretura Andrógino -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 12:48:59 JST
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@madcuzbad @Zardoz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating chunk yogurt -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 12:45:29 JST
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Zardoz In fairness, the articles write themselves. Just rehashing conspiracy theorist criticism and cite an example with motivated reasoning. In Cenk’s case it’s hating whomever is in power by taking on an underdog persona (it’s why TYT is appealing to young rebellious people) that makes his questioning come across as disingenuous and easy to attack. If it wasn’t him, they’d pick another b-tier political commentator. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 12:36:04 JST
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@Zardoz It’s just a conspiracy theory not even worth addressing. I’m sure people die in athleticism-free Tennis all the time.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/2... -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 10:41:48 JST
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@freepatriot I haven’t read it at all, but given how he acts I’m sure it’s retarded.