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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2026 01:25:47 JST
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@PNS Da first beat… and da tird beat! -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Aug-2026 12:38:42 JST
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Aug-2026 19:11:38 JST
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It’s black Chewsday, innit?
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 20:49:39 JST
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@Jewpacabra @PNS Yeah it’s worth watching. It seems to get better with age. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 10:09:18 JST
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@Oven_Operators_LU_88 Did something change in the reporting? -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 01:54:53 JST
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:wojak_psycho:suffering builds character -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 01:43:33 JST
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@sapphire @bronzeagebond I can laugh with them and joke about the culture without hating on it. I know some juggalos irl and they’re all decent dudes. The music is good even if it’s not totally my thing, and I bet the gathering of the juggalos is a great time. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 20:55:05 JST
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@EvolLove GM friend -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 20:33:30 JST
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Good morning friends and happy Sunday. Please remember to attend church and or spend some time in quiet reflection and prayer thanking God for your many blessings and read your Bible! -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 20:32:18 JST
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@Witch_Hunter_Siegfried >Kicked for having a gay PFP
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 11:27:50 JST
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cc: @whiteman_ try this at Greggs -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 11:20:15 JST
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>*record scratch* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.” -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 11:16:51 JST
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@Ghislaine @nugger @Polfusilier :niggapensive: -
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Honker (honkers@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 11:14:24 JST
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"OMG, did you see nick shirley shitting on Thomas Massie?"
Yeah, I wonder why... oh. -
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Rusty Crab (rustycrab@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 11:12:52 JST
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Young Morgan Freeman never existed and you can't convince me otherwise. He was born 60 years old -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 10:48:36 JST
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@PNS Honestly I would get one of these type of exoskeleton things if it helped me carry heavy loads and could double as a chair. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 10:45:34 JST
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#Transrights -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 10:42:43 JST
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@lord_nougat @bronzeagebond Might as well Honk -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 10:32:12 JST
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>be me. 2039 American gamer.
>Government has "The Eye" now—AI cameras on every street corner that can identify you by your gait and heart rate from a block away
>Privacy is a myth, unless you're a "Ghost"
>be a member of *The Carnival*
>we aren't just some guys with guns, we're "Juggalos"
>not because we actually like the music (actually all of us do, even if “ironically“), but because the face paint actually messes with the biometric facial recognition software
>high-contrast white, black, and red greasepaint creates "adversarial noise" >makes the AI think we're oversized pandas or glitching clowns
>feds are terrified of us because they can't tell if we're a coordinated militia or a very aggressive circus
>Mission: Op "Faygo Shower"
>Objective: Blind the surveillance hub in downtown Chicago
>Squad: "Big Hatchet," "Cotton Candy," and "The Wicked Clown"
>geared out in full Multicam black, but wearing full clown paint
>move in silence, tactical hand signals, high-end suppressors, $400 Temu night vision goggles
>Big Hatchet screams "WHOOP WHOOP" into the comms
>we all scream "WHOOP WHOOP" back in unison
>tactical call-sign for "perimeter clear"
>Infiltrate the server farm
>Guard sees us and freezes
>he’s 22, probably born after the Great Privacy Collapse
>he’s never seen a Juggalo in real life, only in history archives
>he's staring at four elite commandos in full face paint holding HK416s
>he asks "What the fuck is happening?"
>Big Hatchet tells him to "get some Faygo in his life" and zipties him to a radiator
>we reach the main camera array
>The plan is simple: EMP the hub and vanish
>Cotton Candy accidentally trips over a cable, knocks over a stack of servers, and lets out a loud "DAMN!"
>Alarm goes off
>The Eye's AI starts screaming "UNIDENTIFIED CLOWN ENTITIES DETECTED" over the PA system
>We start fighting our way out
>it's a symphony of chaos: flashbangs going off, smoke grenades filling the room
>through the smog, you just see these terrifying white-painted faces appearing and disappearing like ghosts
>one guard tries to shoot, Big Hatchet just shouts "NINJA!" and tackles him into a water cooler
>Exfiltrate via a modified 2004 Chevy Suburban
>The getaway driver has "THE CARNIVAL" grease-painted on the hood. Swirls of urban camo noise.
>speed away at 90mph while blasting "Boogie Woogie Wu" at 120 decibels
>see a fleet of police drones chasing us
>they can't lock on because our face paint is reflecting the LIDAR sensors
>the AI is literally crashing because it can't reconcile "Elite Tier Operator" with "Clown Makeup"
>Return to the safehouse (abandoned warehouse in Gary, Indiana)
>strip off gear, wipe the paint off with baby wipes
>sit around drinking actual Faygo
>realize we just blinded the surveillance of three city square miles for at least a week
>Big Hatchet asks if anyone wants to go to a Gathering in 2031
>we all agree
>God bless the chaos.
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bronze (bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 10:12:01 JST
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@bronzeagebond @BowsacNoodle @GrungeQueef QR codes can only fuck with programs that are looking for them
the car pictures thing might be plausible though