Notices by Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)

@bleedingphoenix it’s staggering how much worse writing and art have gotten in my lifetime, sometimes I forget about it and then stuff like this slams you right in the face

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 02:47:42 JST

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@griffith @IAMAL_PHARIUS “FED“iverse? I’m onto your tricks glowie

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 01:58:40 JST

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@IAMAL_PHARIUS I’m always talking about anime armpits but I don’t think I spoke with you specifically on the subject recently

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 08:52:59 JST

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I’m pleased the learned elders of mugicha chose barcades as the soylennial obsession to rehabilitate, if I had had to sit through 10,000 posts praising food trucks I’d probably end it all.

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jan-2025 08:13:11 JST

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Im very convinced climate change rhetoric is going to kill off a significant number of millennials from stress related diseases. Every single day there’s something to show them that the world is about to end. Pleasantly cool day in July? Proof the apocalypse is almost here. Cold day in the winter where it’s usually warm? Even more proof. God forbid it’s ever hot somewhere it’s usually cool all year round. Ive been listening to these people freak out all day about snow in Florida and I don’t think they’re just play pretending because they know pretending to care about issues makes them look good, they’re true believers, and I’ve watched stress ravage these people since COVID and they’ve never decompressed, and really, aside from COVID back in the day, of all the libtard issues climate change consistently stresses them out the most. they’re aging terribly, too. 35 year olds who look 45 are probably going to have an aneurysm before hitting 60. Nobody was meant to live like this, it’s a shame, but also they all kind of suck so it’s hard to be too torn up about it.

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 21:27:20 JST

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Gm woah snow

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 13:15:44 JST

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@griffith @deprecated_ii I am! What a loss!

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 13:15:32 JST

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@deprecated_ii Nooo not the American tourists in Central America haha don’t hurt them haha that would be soooooo awful haha

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 00:43:56 JST

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How dumb of a nog do you have to be to think that blacks would benefit from being judged by the content of their character

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 22:46:24 JST

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 10:54:45 JST

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Irony isn’t real, pretending to like something just makes you like it anyway. With that in mind half of racist fedi is probably going to be at their local barcade this Friday night so if you’re feeling lonely and wish you had irl friends instead of just online frens my sincere genuine recommendation is to spend this weekend driving to all the barcades you can and start throwing Romans at every IPA drinking millennial with a weak hairline until one of them throws one back and that fedi friend will have become your best friend for life.

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 01:38:31 JST

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racist teto

@teto husbands and wives ideally should have personalities that compliment each other, in this case if you are a man who is inclined towards laziness and sloth a strict wife could be perfect for you, someone who isn’t nagging you all the time as long as you aren’t behaving like a fat slob but you know WOULD be on your case the second you indulge in sloth would make you a better man. Now, if you’re totally lost to laziness and other bad behaviors OR if her strictness is for her a vice, something she’s going to do even if you don’t deserve it, and you don’t have it in you to exert authority over her and help her to mellow out and be a better person, then a marriage like that would be a disaster for both of you, she’d be miserable nagging all the time and you’d be miserable being nagged at all the time.

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Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 23:15:23 JST

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