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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Oct-2026 23:56:09 JST
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Harry Potter pondering Malfoids orbs
Thats it, thats the poast -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 05:53:53 JST
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"God said race mixing is a sin"
Bro have you even read the Bible?
"No, have you?"
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 05:53:52 JST
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Look in a tome of 1200 pages and 66 books they can't all be bangers. The important thing is you are reading them -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 05:11:42 JST
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"America does not have nigger fatigue"
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-2026 04:45:33 JST
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Amatuer night at the 60+ strip club gonna be lit bro -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 06:24:25 JST
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Dear God please tell me Xi Jinping actually died of food poisoning after going to India. I want to see China and India fight so bad -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 17-Sep-2026 10:19:23 JST
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I...don't know. I wonder if its called French Vanilla over there or if its like Canadian Bacon -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 17-Sep-2026 09:57:11 JST
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At first I was like "thats retarded" then I realized he was just getting head pats and I was like "Ok its retarded and effective" -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 17-Sep-2026 09:53:38 JST
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I've heard that breed is more insane than orange cats -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 17-Sep-2026 09:50:32 JST
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I've taken to having a carnation breakfast shake in the mornings and if its the chocolate one he shows zero interest, if its the french vanilla flavor he tries to take it from me -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 17-Sep-2026 09:50:32 JST
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I took the cat back for his checkup today because of him being sick last week. Vet says he is good. I mention that he likes to drink my coffee, ask if that could be it. Vet tells me a story about a cat he had that would get underneath the coffee maker and not only drink from the cup but lick the spout to get any it missed. Apparently as long as he isn't drinking too much coffee is benign for cats. In short the vet basically told me he can have a little bit of my food as a treat as long as its not anything from the onion family. Moderation and common sense -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 17-Sep-2026 09:50:31 JST
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Yeah, he'll do it while the coffee is still hot and black. I dunno what he likes about it other than I'm drinking it. My sister felt awful about it and said if she buys more onions with greens on them she'll cut them off when she gets home. I don't think they have "spicy" taste receptors either because he will eat hot fries lol -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Sep-2026 12:08:01 JST
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Remember that your enemies depend on your pity and mercy to attack you -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 14-Sep-2026 15:05:59 JST
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I don't care about boomers anymore. Strip their social security and jam them in the suicide booth. They're literally not happy unless modern young people are going through the hell they lie about going through -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Sep-2026 20:53:16 JST
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Pajeet body building competition. If I ever say "That guy looks like he has diarrhea" this is what I mean -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Sep-2026 20:53:15 JST
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Its far too late for that, we're going to have to nuke them from orbit to make sure -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 07:26:01 JST
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If the voice of reason in a jury trial is a nigger we're in shit deeper than I previously believed possible -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 07:20:52 JST
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Me when I see the lone juror being sent back to Africa: -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2026 14:50:41 JST
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Has a sovereign citizen ever won a case? If you slam your dick in a car door once how many times do you keep doing it before you realize "This isn't working" -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2026 14:50:35 JST
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I always wondered what it was with him and pigeons. He is a nigger and therefore retarded but you rarely see a nigger have true affinity for animals