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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2026 07:18:54 JST 
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People from Alabama after finding out their average salary is higher than someone living in Britain -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2026 07:16:25 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
There is no incentive for aliens to even contact us let alone invade us. Any civilization that has FTL travel would regard us as little more than cavemen or lower.
1. Any civilization with FTL or Near FTL already has robots capable of doing a better job than us, plus we make awful and expensive slaves that have to be fed and clothed. We can't work in extreme environments
2. We have zero resources on Earth that they couldn't get easier without fighting a gravity well.
3. The most likely scenario is we're in the way of something they want to do and they launch an unmanned FTL ship or even large rock at us and the planet cracks in half without us ever realizing they were even there.
Alien invasions make absolutely no sense -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2026 15:10:31 JST
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"If you think someone is going to rape you go somewhere with a lot of people"
Pajeets: I will rape this woman in a small enclosed metal tube with 100 other people watching -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2026 08:58:21 JST
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I know jail is bad and all but I would probably rather spend a week in jail than have my Dad's friend take me home because he busted me with pot. That sounds extremely bad for me -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2026 08:49:26 JST
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I won't bore you with details but at 15 (legal to drive at that age then) I did something very stupid involving a bottle of rum and drag racing. Its not on my record because our town cops took me home (one drove my car, the other drove me) and explained to my Dad what I did and released me in to his custody. I really wish they'd just given me the death penalty but it didn't ruin my record. Cops that live in your community can do that stuff and I never made that mistake again -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2026 08:45:47 JST
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I like smaller policing options. The town I grew up in only had like 5 cops and 3 cop cars. One of them was always parked at the entrance to town sign to deter speeding. Another was always at the police station, so if you passed the 3rd one you knew where all our cops were. I remember exactly one serious crime there as I was growing up and it was someone from the next town over murdering someone that lived in our town -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2026 08:40:49 JST
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Furman is also one of the strictest colleges I've ever heard of. They will expel students if they're seen holding hands with someone. Deeply, deeply old school Christian. Everyone I've ever talked to that went there described it as "A fucking prison". This is all also based on what I knew about the place in the early 2000s, I haven't met anyone recently that went there. Maybe its different now -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2026 08:33:48 JST
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We have that in SC too. Furman University has its own police and through some legal fuckery any crime committed on their campus has to be handled by their police. The local cops can't just go in. Same thing with some businesses. Our company has 6 police officers that handle everything on our campus -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2026 07:54:33 JST
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Me when I am sitting in someone's office waiting for them and there is a dish of mints on the desk: -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 09:07:29 JST
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 09:07:28 JST
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And thats what I'm asking you, WAYYYYY before modern gayness people discovered through experiments with shadow angles that the world was in fact curved. Eratosthenes did it using two sticks at a known interval in the desert in 240BC. Which space organization was he working for? Or the astronomers later such as Galileo Galilei? Whats the simplest explaination here? That there has been literally a 2000 year conspiracy by people of no less than a dozen different faiths and nations to hide the existence of an ice wall? Or that the moon exists? -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 09:07:28 JST
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Alright. I understand what you are saying and I can tell you're extremely passionate about this, so let me ask you a simple question. I've asked this question to everyone that claims the moon is fake. At what point in the history of the world did every world leader, scientist, astronomer, physicist and anyone with any power to disseminate information all get together and decide to claim space was real and hide the existence of an ice wall and firmament? How is it explainable that groups of people that just outright hated each other through history all just agreed to hide this one thing, the existence of this ice wall. That not once in the history of the entire world has a single explorer said "I found the ice wall, its right here. I can give you directions to where I found it" and then been able to take anyone else to it, keeping in mind that there were people without advanced technology sailing and exploring for the better part of a millennium or more with no oversight and a world population low enough that it couldn't be patrolled. They couldn't even keep it a secret that they killed JFK let alone that we're living in the middle of a giant ice ring. Also what is the benefit to concealing it? A scam requires a punchline.
This isn't snarky, I'm legitimately looking for an answer if one exists but the only answers I normally get tell me to go to this dudes website that looks like it was made on geocities and he starts rambling about a mirage in the Great Lakes. This isn't a God vs Not-God argument either. In my head the existence of space does not disprove God. It simply means his creation was larger than the Earth itself to me -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 09:07:27 JST
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Alright lets go with that. Going to the moon is the single biggest achievement of the White race, and yes it was the White race. If jews wanted to injure the goyim as badly as possible taking that massive achievement away from us would certainly cut in to our superiority argument...yet they don't. Russia never said it was fake, they congratulated us. China has advanced enough they could tell if we faked it, yet they say nothing. Why? Its the largest loaded gun pointed at White identity they could fire yet they don't?
Your argument is that every single person in history has kept this going for "unknown reasons" and I just don't see it. -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 09:07:27 JST
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And the Christian astronmers who also found the same thing? -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 09:07:26 JST
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Ok, give me one tiny shred of proof its real. A picture, someone reputable claiming to have seen it. A fucking flight plan from Australia to South America that requires a refuel. ANYTHING. You're just outright dismissing any evidence while presenting zero -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 09:07:26 JST
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Your argument is that a group of people have kept a giant fuck off ice wall secret for over 2000 years and that people that literally all fucking HATED each other did it for what? the payoff is what? I'm not lying you're not making sense -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 11:31:41 JST
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My brother in law's aunt has a son that has a roommate who works with someone who's Dad is a janitor at Walter Reed and he said that orange nigga dead -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2026 08:09:13 JST
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Apparently women are fighting online over who "the real goths" are and I'm going to end the argument. Unless you attacked Rome in the 400s you're not a real goth. Hopefully this helps the discourse -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2026 04:29:45 JST
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> RAM manufacturers see immense amount of RAM needed by AI
> RAM prices sky rocket not because supply is low, but companies EXPECT huge demand
> some retarded companies like Micron actually announce they're dumping retail market in favor of selling to AI exclusively
> Google releases TurboQuant which means AI will only need about 1/10th the memory that was projected
> Micron stock plummets, Samsung too
🎶 You get what you fucking deserve 🎶 -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 22-Mar-2026 08:21:33 JST
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"Today I will just invest all my money in to an asset that will literally vanish if Google turns off the server. I am very smart"
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