Notices by ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)

I have a custom cover for my 12V outlet in the car that's a big red spring-loaded button that says FIRE MISSILES.

It helps with the road rage.

No one plans to.

I do not wish to 'wake people up.' The species is a lost cause. I seek only to apologize to as many animals as possible for our existence, pick up any trash that I create, and make sure to turn the lights off before I leave.

That's $14mil worth of eggs.

I have a few colleague-friends who are very into astrology. I told one of them that I was a Kettlecorn with Asparagus rising.

There is snow on the moon?

Well isn't that just fucking adorable? 😍

I rewatch the Abridged regularly enough to have cemented it into my lexicon. Dropping those lines in casual conversation adds that extra bit of awkward that any good party needs.

Most of them are cheap as fuck, though.

Oi, I only made those dollsploitation films to pay my way through uni.

Don't judge me, strange computer man.

:chipper:

Oh. So you're flirting with @sunmcnukes I see... it's getting zesty in here.

You vote directly on the poll. Silly chineseman.

glimpses the future

turns back

This is the wisest human on the planet.

This makes sense, although my money was on the Swedes.

No one says they want to be a whore when they grow up. Life comes at you fast, sometimes it pulls out and comes on your tits.

The job market is really heating up.

It's just a picture. Tim Thomerson can't hurt you.

Perhaps, I didn't check the wiki today.

Wait right there. I'm going to get a stepladder so I can punch you in the dick.