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Notices by Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)

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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 00:44:31 JST Matty Matty
    • SarahGation
    I use a washcloth. Loofahs just piss me off.
    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 03:24:10 JST Matty Matty
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    • XaetaCore
    :terry_smile:
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 03:24:10 JST Matty Matty
    :niggahottub:
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 03:24:09 JST Matty Matty
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    • Tyler
    • XaetaCore
    >this guy thinks you can homeschool is europe btw....

    :thonk:
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 05:39:57 JST Matty Matty
    >hello SAAR this is John Whiteman calling from the fraud department at the bank did you recently spend $280 on Amazon SAAR

    >yeah I bought your mom a new dildo

    I fuckin hate these parasites
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 05:39:56 JST Matty Matty
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    • Tyler
    This is what life fucks me with every day I experience the misfortune of waking up
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-2026 03:42:24 JST Matty Matty
    I'm not jewish enough to understand this. Can anyone explain?
    In conversation about 7 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 21:23:19 JST Matty Matty
    she Guillermo on my del til I toro
    In conversation about 9 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 11:21:08 JST Matty Matty
    Good night nall yiggas
    In conversation about 9 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 21:10:20 JST Matty Matty
    I feel like ass today.
    In conversation about 10 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 10:14:27 JST Matty Matty
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • JoeBravo77
    I sure fucking hate TWO GROUPS DISRESPECTING EACH OTHER
    In conversation about 10 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 03:22:25 JST Matty Matty
    Why do lozenges have affirmations on them. My sore throat medicine doesn't need to remind me to "not give up on me". Fuck you, I gave up a long time ago. Bitch ass nigger.
    In conversation about 11 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 01:13:54 JST Matty Matty
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    • exilednetizen
    You can actually do that now but without transitioning it's called get yourself some bitches nigga
    In conversation about 11 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 01:13:53 JST Matty Matty
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    • exilednetizen
    > lolicon turns troon

    Chicken and the egg.
    In conversation about 11 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 01:13:52 JST Matty Matty
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    • exilednetizen
    > I'm anti trans, but I sure wish I was a girl

    You are the quintessential lolicon, and I will not be gaslit into believing otherwise. I've seen the shit you've posted, fagtron.
    In conversation about 11 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 23:09:28 JST Matty Matty
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    • DMA
    I wish a nigga would. I've got 30 rounds of 5.56 that'll turn any scholar's head into a fucking canoe
    In conversation about 11 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 23:09:27 JST Matty Matty
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    • Randbot
    • DMA
    Well I actually only load around 28 per magazine to ensure positive lock during "oh shit" moments but no I've got a couple thousand rounds of green tip 5.56 lol.
    In conversation about 11 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 23:09:26 JST Matty Matty
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    • Randbot
    • DMA
    • Dr_Enwurd_Nigma
    I am aware. I have different types of ammunition for different situations.
    In conversation about 11 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 03:10:48 JST Matty Matty
    2x nigger 3x faggot
    In conversation about 12 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 21:39:00 JST Matty Matty
    I can't wing
    In conversation about 12 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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