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Notices by The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)

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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jul-2026 04:25:40 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • bajax
    Uh oh did you eat a house plant?
    In conversation about 17 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jul-2026 04:02:31 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • awlxaĺan pahelereyneḉ
    • ins0mniak ~Hate Account~
    • bajax
    • pwm
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    Essentially perfect, good chum
    In conversation about 17 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jul-2026 03:43:23 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • awlxaĺan pahelereyneḉ
    • ins0mniak ~Hate Account~
    • bajax
    • pwm
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    I gotta brew my coffee in glass, man. I got a Chemex pourover at my desk :pourover:
    In conversation about 18 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 15:56:16 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • Marakus
    Don't get fresh
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 15:37:31 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    Wtf even is a marshmallow
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 11:36:44 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    Sharpie's ball point pens are the fucking worst. Never buy them. They quit writing long before the ink runs out, every time. Just hucked one in the trash with 80% of its ink bc I couldn't get the damn thing to work. I have a box of Pilot precise V5's I bought 25 years ago that still work. Fucking niggers can't make anything worth a damn anymore. :guninmouth:
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 11:16:15 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
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    • Matty
    Early bedtime ass niggas
    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 11:16:14 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
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    • Matty
    • Armadillo Rancher
    Ever hear a truck engine braking down a mountainside?
    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 11:07:48 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    YOU'RE ON NOTICE LIBURL :limbrul:
    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 11:03:56 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    • pyrate
    • sapphire
    • awlxaĺan pahelereyneḉ
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    Good thing there are open source slicers
    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 03-Jul-2026 13:54:57 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Cobalt Sasquatch
    lil boogie shoogie
    In conversation about 11 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:43:59 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • RedPotato
    Ugh I need to go to Sam's today. I kinda hate it bc of the combination of boomers and large Mexican families. (It is still Walmart, after all)
    In conversation about 16 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:43:59 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
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    • RedPotato
    We don't have a Costco, so our Sam's has the boomers with the face vision
    In conversation about 16 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:43:58 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • RedPotato
    • annoyed
    > not Walmart
    > walk in to Sam's
    > hear the Walmart radio sting on the in-store speaker system
    > hundreds of Mexicans everywhere

    Yeah
    In conversation about 16 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:43:57 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • RedPotato
    • annoyed
    That just means your community is still coming up on the kikes' "bus in infinity niggers and spics" list
    In conversation about 16 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jun-2026 00:18:36 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    Man it sucks going back to work and having work to do
    In conversation about 22 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 12:41:15 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • Chzikken_1486
    I'll bring a case of flavored seltzers
    In conversation about a month ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:29:49 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
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    • Cobalt Sasquatch
    Man I quit watching the weather channel years ago because they went from simply reporting weather to "and now back to 'FEEL GOOD STORIES ABOUT PUPPIES THAT ARE TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO WEATHER'"
    In conversation about a month ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 03:42:28 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
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    • penguin
    > me, to Salty
    "This is a very penguin gif..."

    "It's gonna turn into a middle finger, isn-ah, yep"
    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 23:22:13 JST The Almighty Kek The Almighty Kek
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    No just regular over
    In conversation about a month ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    ??I can be dehydrated way better than any of you.Recipient of rare and coveted Imp-Hug #5I am the Breakfast King ??Racist frog who draws retarded cartoons featuring Nice Crew memes and lore.Host of "Kek's Artisms" on Shing.tv#NiceCrew Original 69

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