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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 17:32:58 JST
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I mean really, a company of any kind has no damn business taking money they earn and spending it on bullshit that doesn't benefit the company. Conservative corporate spending is what keeps costs and prices reasonable. You can't pay your bills, take what's left and blow it on gay Mexicans, then turn around and cry that you're out of money so you need your users to pay more. -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 10:40:05 JST
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Sounds like you've just got yourself a well-curated timeline. -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 10:40:05 JST
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I quit caring about the amount of people being reached. I focus on the quality of people I'm reaching. Over there I had way more followers, but so few of them were actually active that it made no difference. Here, at least the majority of NCD users are active and will participate in our retarded shenanigans. 10x more fun here. -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 10:40:04 JST
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That's, in some way, a bit like how instances act on the overall fediverse. NCD is our "group" -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 08:20:25 JST
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Oh yeah now I see the pink and blue striped branches -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 29-May-2026 12:54:16 JST
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The GOOD STUFF -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 29-May-2026 08:44:06 JST
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When I was 12, jews did 9/11 -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 29-May-2026 08:44:05 JST
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I'm sure there are correlations, but no official reason. (The hot tub is one of our selling points, though) 😏 -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 29-May-2026 08:44:04 JST
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Our OG users primarily came from Gab. We had a "Nice Crew" group over there for about a year before Matty spun this place up. -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 28-May-2026 01:27:38 JST
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I think I had maybe 2500 followers on there. I only have a fifth of that on fedi and I see many times more interactions with people than on that gay platform.
Almost a little sad I didn't get a beg-o-gram tho :pepe_craw: -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 01:39:16 JST
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Just look it up on YouTube
> YouTube guy is completely wrong -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 01:36:59 JST
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I dunno if they still ask, but for a minute there it was expected of a dentist to ask if you munched puss because if she had HPV you were at high risk of throat cancer or something. -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 01:36:59 JST
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That one time I go to my dentist and she bluntly asked, without warning, if I eat box. -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 01:36:57 JST
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You can suggest I look like a lesbian slut and not have to worry about me tracking you down or anything.
However, you would also be suggesting that @SaltyBlonde is attracted to lesbian sluts. In which case, RIP nigga -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-May-2026 10:08:04 JST
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Peanut butter and black currant preserves soft tacos for dinner o yea
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-May-2026 06:24:59 JST
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I spent a half minute trying to figure out what was going on there too
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 00:07:29 JST
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He can puke his pants like a champ, though, so there's that!
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 09:49:11 JST
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You're a kike, Mr President
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 08:41:59 JST
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Does iceberg lettuce have any nutritional value whatsoever? :think_side:
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 04:06:52 JST
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It takes so much restraint to keep from biting this bait, bros