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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jul-2026 04:25:40 JST
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Uh oh did you eat a house plant? -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jul-2026 04:02:31 JST
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Essentially perfect, good chum -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jul-2026 03:43:23 JST
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I gotta brew my coffee in glass, man. I got a Chemex pourover at my desk :pourover: -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 15:56:16 JST
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Don't get fresh -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 15:37:31 JST
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Wtf even is a marshmallow -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 11:36:44 JST
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Sharpie's ball point pens are the fucking worst. Never buy them. They quit writing long before the ink runs out, every time. Just hucked one in the trash with 80% of its ink bc I couldn't get the damn thing to work. I have a box of Pilot precise V5's I bought 25 years ago that still work. Fucking niggers can't make anything worth a damn anymore. :guninmouth: -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 11:16:15 JST
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Early bedtime ass niggas -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 11:16:14 JST
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Ever hear a truck engine braking down a mountainside? -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 11:07:48 JST
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YOU'RE ON NOTICE LIBURL :limbrul: -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 11:03:56 JST
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Good thing there are open source slicers -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 03-Jul-2026 13:54:57 JST
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lil boogie shoogie -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:43:59 JST
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Ugh I need to go to Sam's today. I kinda hate it bc of the combination of boomers and large Mexican families. (It is still Walmart, after all) -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:43:59 JST
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We don't have a Costco, so our Sam's has the boomers with the face vision -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:43:58 JST
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> not Walmart
> walk in to Sam's
> hear the Walmart radio sting on the in-store speaker system
> hundreds of Mexicans everywhere
Yeah -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:43:57 JST
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That just means your community is still coming up on the kikes' "bus in infinity niggers and spics" list -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jun-2026 00:18:36 JST
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Man it sucks going back to work and having work to do -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 12:41:15 JST
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I'll bring a case of flavored seltzers -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:29:49 JST
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Man I quit watching the weather channel years ago because they went from simply reporting weather to "and now back to 'FEEL GOOD STORIES ABOUT PUPPIES THAT ARE TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO WEATHER'" -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 03:42:28 JST
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> me, to Salty
"This is a very penguin gif..."
"It's gonna turn into a middle finger, isn-ah, yep" -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 23:22:13 JST
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No just regular over