Notices by The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)

She doesn't look human to me for some reason

Tell me this is AI ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Yeah I'm trying to be careful of shady listings. I'm applying straight through company websites. Not touching indeed or linkedin bullshit

They make me enter in every detail about every application. Even whether I got a call or interview, whether I got an offer, whether I took it or turned it down, etc

It's a ridiculous process and I have a feeling they don't force niggers to comply with it

They just walked me through using the exact same website to input the exact same information and get denied again. I asked if they could average the applications out or override something and they said "nope"

I did, and they didn't

It's too early in the day for me to have read the word "polycule" and now I must stop living

What the

It's 8:30 and I'm falling asleep :pepe_craw:

YOU ARE FUCKING NO YOU ARE FUCKING FUCKING

lmfao what now? :cat_laugh:

I wish I had that bird's life

There's only one lady bird I want, and she's not here :blobcat_sad:

I have good eyesight and am unemployed :pepe_craw:

Is it like a thing where when you have enough little buttholes in your inventory you can craft a big butthole?

I'm sorry, Mr. President. I love Israel.

Doing real good, nigga

Mine are thicc

Owls a good nigga

I don't know how I'm even going to satisfy their requirements, man. I struggled finding ten jobs to even apply for. (jobs that I could actually get, that is)

Next week I'm going to start applying for CEO and president positions to fluff my numbers