Notices by The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)

I should be getting my All-Clad cookware tomorrow, but I'm sure UPS is lying to me.

I had one once that was on the delivery truck every day for 3 days but wouldn't get delivered, so I called to ask why and they said "oh if they're crunched for time they set aside the parcels that require signatures"
Fucken serious :reee:

My FedEx guy is indeed a nigger

Mine is one of those ones that look like they got a mop on his head, and that persistent "fuck this job fuck you nigga" look on his face. I've seen him walk up and just toss packages on the ground.

I'll never put one of those ring shits on my house

How do I open a spdf :werthers2:

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https://youtu.be/JcazVeBaMDA?feature=shared

I miss salty even though she still lives with me and if I sexually harass her I'll go to jail :cry_hq:

We broke up two months ago but she's moving out next week. It's been uncomfortable.

I still love her so much, man. It's emotionally tormenting :wojak_depressed:

Because I'm a chump who refuses to kick a woman out on the street with no place to go

:kek_wait:

I needed this to fuel my toxic arrogance. Thank you saar

What the fucken hell

Just tell her to call you daddy shark. She'll get it. :eyebrowwiggle:

Gonna play some bass after I feed the dog.

One of the first songs I learned on guitar when I was 13