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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 12:41:15 JST
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I'll bring a case of flavored seltzers -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:29:49 JST
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Man I quit watching the weather channel years ago because they went from simply reporting weather to "and now back to 'FEEL GOOD STORIES ABOUT PUPPIES THAT ARE TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO WEATHER'" -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 03:42:28 JST
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> me, to Salty
"This is a very penguin gif..."
"It's gonna turn into a middle finger, isn-ah, yep" -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 23:22:13 JST
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No just regular over -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 23:13:44 JST
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Pourover is extra poured this morning. :bigcoffee: -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 08:18:25 JST
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I'm gonna have a tall one right now -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:21:26 JST
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I'm generally slow at everything because I'm clumsy as shit and if I don't really think about what I'm doing I fuck it all up -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:16:25 JST
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Doing what now? -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:16:24 JST
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Hmm. Sounds like married people things -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:16:23 JST
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> spend an hour cooking
> spend 3 minutes eating
> spend 45 minutes cleaning
Pretty sure I won't change my mind -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:16:23 JST
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If cooking interested me, I certainly would! But unfortunately, due to personal reasons, I kinda hate cooking -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:16:23 JST
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Chili is about the best thing I know how to make (aside from pan seared steak, and even then people will talk down to me about not using cast iron) -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:16:22 JST
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It takes me 45 minutes to make bacon, eggs, and hash browns. I can't multi task, so I have to make each thing one at a time. -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:16:21 JST
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Usually I'll make the eggs, eat em while they're hot, then I'm like "meh fuck the other stuff" -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 04:35:48 JST
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She listened? :fern_whoa: -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 04:35:48 JST
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The only Dave ramsey advice I appreciate is the debt snowballing process. A buddy of mine knocked out 80k of debt that way. -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 04:35:15 JST
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What is vchooba -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 04:35:10 JST
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Surviving on savings for more than about 6 days is a foreign concept to most people, my friend -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jun-2026 11:25:06 JST
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did you guys know i love my woman? :pepe_blush: -
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The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2026 05:25:58 JST
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I want to clip it out and turn it into an emoji