Notices by The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital), page 2

I like Star Trek (also it's my dad's account)

Paramount Plus showing me trailers for their new shows and shit. They all follow the name formula.

1. Same style soundtrack. Heavily reverberated drums with clapping. Lots of slam sound effects.
2. Someone always says "Welcome to __" with a smug attitude 😏
3. Show follows people leaving the city for a new life in Texas or Montana and it goes horribly wrong

TV is so cooked. Why do boomers still watch it lmao

My niggas, I finally got my brother to join NCD. Follow him or you're black.

Welcome aboard, @Hedgehog !
(Also, you have to say nigger)

You still with the same chick you were with 3 or 4 years ago?

Dude I had a pepperoni roll from Five Star for lunch. It was pretty good.

I tuck in my shirts and wear a belt, and other people go out in plaid pajama pants, baggy tee shirts, and sandals. Ugh

:pepe_cringe: erm

Sure why not

Welcome to the club nigga

bans a few random chuds

You may hear something from us within 2 weeks!

You gonna describe it, or what...?

Hell yeah it's diarrhea time

It's wrapped in cucumber skin? Interesting...

WOULD
:would:

He's probably gonna kill himself someday

:bigcoffee:

What did ya do to it?

Me whenever she call me hamsom :blobcatblush2:

Your name is Harry Dresden Motherfucker.

Believe it or not I had to do some the other day

One thing I notice is that the problem is heavily weighted on the women's side. I don't know many divorced dudes who have the level of bitterness towards married people that divorced women have.

I should rephrase that it just seems that way to me based on my experiences.