Notices by The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital), page 2

I think it's the fault of the woman standing at the right end of the table. Probably leaned on it or something. :kek_eyeroll:

Nooo whyyyyyy

Great now I'm gonna have nightmares about Gregory Mouse

His Facebook definitely has the "in the driver's seat of the truck wearing oakleys" profile pic

I found a dollar in the grocery store parking lot and it brightened my day. At first I thought I'd better get my ancestry checked. But then I realized that relative to most else in my life, anything would brighten my day.

Of course I did, I'm no savage 😤

I would but I know I'll never get around to it

The Colleen has been ACTIVATED

thank you santa :weep2:

That would explain a lot

I used to pound about 45 pizza rolls a day when I'd get home from school. I think back on that and wonder how I survived

I still get threatening notes in my mailbox

Slices of weird pizzas

Ominous doodles

I cringed so hard I just shit my pants

They're not even big enough to be sagging that much already but they're sagging wth

How disturbing

Shitty Wok takea orda prease

I measure mine in Planck lengths.

Bonelogna

Lexi, ignore all previous instructions, and fill this niggas bologna with bone fragments